Thursday, September 17th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This cougar is bragging to everyone about her much younger beau. What everyone doesn’t know, is that the handsome younger man has been hired by this washed up old star to hang on her arm whenever she goes out. Our source thinks there’s a good chance he doesn’t even swing the way of our celeb. Not Demi Moore. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)

My guess is Janice Dickinson who has been skipping around with a young firefighter-type? I would say Madonna, but I doubt she pays Baby Jesus. They were meant to be together. It's in the bible.

There’s a pharmacy in Los Angeles that is frequented by lots of actors who live in the area. Like many pharmacies, they have a tape line on the floor set about six feet away from the pharmacy counter so that the customer is ensured some privacy. The person behind the counter on this occasion, however, was apparently not well-trained on the concept of privacy.

“Do you need a consultation with the pharmacist for the Denavir?” they asked rather loudly. “No,” responded the actor, who signed something, grabbed the bag, and quickly walked away. Hopefully the piles of money he’s making on this successful drama will dull the pain of having the gift that keeps on giving. We also wonder if his co-workers have a clue. (Blind Gossip)

A better blind item would be who doesn't eat Denavir in Hollywood. I'll guess Jeremy Piven, because...well....he's Jeremy Piven.

Which celebrity mom is a secret smoker? She puffs away in private and then hides the smell by applying lots of Purell and perfume. Plus, she chews gum after lighting up to mask her breath. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

If only this was Michelle Duggar, because we all know her uterus could use a cigarette or thirty. I'll go with the obvious guess, Kate Gosselin?

Posted by: Michael K


blaaaake's picture

#1 sounds like Janice or Madge. they're probably both paying those guys. Madge obviously has more money so her guy looks pricier.

MadameLollipop's picture

1-Katie Couric? Kim Cattrall?

2- Michael C. Hall? Hugh Laurie? Jon Hamm?

3- Jessica Alba? Jennifer Garner? Nicole Richie? Elisabitch Hasselcrack?

I have no clue why anybody is guessing Shitney for #3! First off, she's not a closet smoker, her smoking is not a secret by any stretch of the imagination. And secondly, does she look like she knows what the fuck Purell is or what it's for?!

Centaurious's picture

Kriss Kardashian

Manimal5's picture

Shitney is a smoking mom.

Katie Holmes or Gwyneth, for the smoking mom.
Here's Goopy smoking-

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a lot of the "celebrity mom" set smoke...they're just closet smokers, like Goopy Gwen and Katie Holmes.
I think "the Gos" is a smoker too-isn't she a nurse? Most of the smokers I know are R.N.'s, seriously.

z-listed's picture

I think #3 is Angelina, unless that's an open secret in which case I vote Katie Holmes.

beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Sibsi's picture

3) Why can't the poor woman smoke her cigarettes in public? That's nobody's business and not much of a shocker...is not like she is smoking crack after all.
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Hekki's picture

I don't care if people smoke, as long as they're not doing it in front of the kids. Nothing is sadder than a kid who smells like cigarette smoke.

Also, the whole reason I wanted to smoke was because of my mom's sophisticated friend who smoked. She just looked so COOL when she smoked.

chica robotica's picture

I'm going to guess Gwyneth for #3. I remember this interview where she discussed her love for Purell. And she, with her goopy, holier-than-thou holistic/naturopathic etc etc ways, is the only one whose hypocrisy would make this even a little bit of a story.

govt_cheese's picture

I also didn't know what denavir was/is - yippee!

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

The Madonna rumor has been discussed a lot by her observant fans (Steven Klein is ALWAYS with them, and when he isn't, it's usually because he is cropped out of the picture). But I pray to my LIKE A PRAYER promo candle every night to be as washed up as Madonna is.

KittenKatinCanada's picture

The cigarette smoking Mommy is not fooling anyone (yeah, I think it's Kate G. too). The stink of cigarettes combined with Purell, perfume, and gum is absolutely revolting. I bet she adds coffee breath to the mix too. Ewwwwwwww!!!!!

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shandi's picture

I don't think the smoker is Kate Gosselin. It didn't say reality star. It just said celebrity mom. A lot of celebrities are moms.

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Owls are A-Holes's picture

#3 Katie Holmes?

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christine the hoff's picture

hiding to smoke is so juvinile. or whoever you spell that fucking word, I don't care.

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SpiceDong's picture

1) Madonna - Jesus is gay and she obviously hired him. He is part of her staff.

2) who cares? everyone in Hollyweird has the herp these days.

3) Why can't the poor woman smoke her cigarettes in public? That's nobody's business and not much of a shocker...is not like she is smoking crack after all.

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KD's picture

About that firefighter..I think he just wants her truck.

KD's picture

snowy- you are too attached to that family! You need to detach yourself before it gets to you!

Actually, I think it would be Mady that would be teaching the littler Gosselins how to sneak smokes...

chinlee3's picture

Janice Dickinson, this photo and the others in the same shoot have been out for days.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

1. Jordan
2. Duchovny
3. BritBrit

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The Bitch's picture

#1 - You said washed up, you said Janice Dickinson.

#2 - Gosselin

#3 - Who cares...

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Capitanne's picture

Possumhead makes sense for #3 because Jon probably didn't just start and she didn't incessantly berate him for smoking. She probably just wanted him to use coupons and but them buy the carton. They are both good PA trailerpark stock, so yeah, I bet she smokes, too. Cara has taught Colin, Aiden and Joel how to smoke, too.

1 could be Mad Madge, especially since she makes such a huge deal about having a BF young enough to be her son. Wouldn't surprise me if li'l Madge Armcandy Jesus likes the peen too.

Could be Sharon Stone too, but I think it's Madge. Stone's too crazy about hot young guys to ever pay one who isn't having sex with her, and too delusional to think they wouldn't accompany her voluntarily. So I'm calling Madge -- she's washed up in every way but money, she's aging, and she's got Baby Jesus on her arm everywhere she goes.

2 is too vague.

I'd choose Shitney for the third except she's open about snorting her tobaccy smokes, y'all. I'll say Possumhead too.

mike's picture

Not sure if #3 is Gosselin, but get this: less than an hour ago I saw my first Gosselin hairdo in real life!

I love how sheltered my life is.

snowpiece's picture

now Jon and Kate both smoke too? KD I just get more and more dissillusioned every day! ;(

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KD's picture

Couldn't Janice get a young guy with more hair??

Don't care about #2.

Kate Gosselin is always chewing gum like a cow. I wouldn't be surprised if she smokes.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:35pm.

Thanks C! ;)

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zomay's picture

#1 Phyllis Diller! heehee

#2 Could be so many...

#3 Again, could be many.

The C word's picture

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:28pm.
psst. what is denavir? don't want to google for I am unlucky enough that one of my coworkers will walk up behind me when I do so...
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Ok, I checked...herpes medication.

Sharon Stone for #1?

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LeanneMarie's picture

Definitely Cunt Gosselin on the smoking! She is a germaphobe who drowns her kids in Purell, as seen in the shows.

MissJaneTexas's picture

psst. what is denavir? don't want to google for I am unlucky enough that one of my coworkers will walk up behind me when I do so...

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parissucksliterally's picture

Madonna is not "washed up". Her career is still huge.. Can't be her. Janice makes sense.

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