Friday, September 18th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 17th!
Using 29 magnetic compatibility dimensions, emoHarmony will match you with the man or woman of your dreams whose mother didn't love them enough, either. - ISprainedMyUvula
Runners-up:
That's one way to keep Pete Doherty from snorting the white stuff. - moistiest
'Nikki Sixx's kid brother was thrilled when he was able to buy Aretha Franklin's used nipple ring on eBay' - starsky
Bronx Mowgli take extreme measures to block out the stench of his parents. - toejam
(Thanks Chelsea)
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I know this guy! He's from Portland.
Hilarious ISMU!!! ☺☺☺☺
Congrats to you all of you funny horz.
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Congrats fools! A Franklins nipple ring!!! Classic. hahahahahaha!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:36am.
ISMU!!!! your creative jiuces are flowing!
Angel, Imma let you finish but did you see Ulvy's Imma let you....
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It's totally that site. I found it yesterday and I've been stuck with that running thru my head about everything ever since;p
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Great job ♥ISprained♥ and all runners up!! *hands out coupons for free body piercing of your choice*
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ISMU: Funny!!
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ISprainedMyUvula - nice to know I'm not the only Acquisitions Incorporated fan here. Jim winks!
ISMU!!!! your creative jiuces are flowing!
Angel, Imma let you finish but did you see Ulvy's Imma let you....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Uvula!!!!!
I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but....
WOOT! WOOT!
UVIE!!!! YAY! Sign me up for emoHarmony! Congrats moistiest, starsky & toejam!!!!
ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:01am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:50am.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME
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Yo, ISMU, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish but Provolone had the MOST CONTESTED wins of ALL-TIME!!! OF ALL-TIME! I'm just sayin'
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Congrats ISprainedMyUvula, I take it from whamo that you've had several wins that I've missed over the past couple of days so congrats on them also. Moistiest, starsky and toejam congrats also on your funny entries.
Whamo, ISMU wins because she earns it the old fashion way, she gives good head...and is also funny. So shove your dick in your mouth and practice on yourself over the weekend, then try again on Monday. Good luck.
ETA....maybe you're just tad too sensitive because your mommy didn't love you enough, but we love you in that old fashion Dlisted dysfunctional way.
Hey Whamo, keep fuckin' that chicken.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:50am.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT??????
Kidding. I always think there are much better submissions than mine. *shrug*
Spanks, guys. Congratulations to moistiest (it's gross to even type), starsky (yours was my fave) and toejam!
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
I know Whamo. I was robbed too. *sigh*
But these are fucking funny - get over it.
Congrats winners!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Uuuuuuuuvvvvy!!!! HILARIOUS!! Congrats to all!
Whamo - eat a dick.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:50am.
WHY EVEN BOTHER COMMING UP WITH SOMETHING WHEN ISprainedMyUvula TAKES IT EVERYTIME WITH SOME STUPID FUCKING TAG.
When you're done stomping your feet and pissin' your pants, CLEAN UP THE FUCKIN' MESS CRYBABY!!
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:50am.
Wow, bitter much? Great job, horz, & especially my girl ISMU!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Whamo, yeah sometimes MK picks retarded lines, but ISMU is actually very LOLable. Pick a different CT to bitch about.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Nice work horz, I had nothing.
This whole Kanye meme certainly has legs.
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Bottom-feeder.
WHY EVEN BOTHER COMMING UP WITH SOMETHING WHEN ISprainedMyUvula TAKES IT EVERYTIME WITH SOME STUPID FUCKING TAG.
good job, sluts! LOL at ISMU
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P. J. O'Rourke
Heheh WTG ISMU! Congrats also to moistiest, starky, and toejam!
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Bottom-feeder.
Congrats Uvie♥!! WTG moistiest, starsky, and toejam!
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
Damm ISMU, you are a badass today! Congrats. mah favorite ho! Hooray moistiest, starky, and toejam, too!
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lol @ starsky and ISMU, congrats hos.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
It's good to see that Benji Madden lost some weight.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
By 21, Johnny Babyface still couldn't grow a 5 o'clock shadow. To over compensate for this lack of hormonal change, JB devised a "Lord of the Rings" appearance.
I just want to cry over all of the suffering in the world today.
I'll tell you about suffering, going to Home Depot and not being able to find the parts I need for my lawnmower because its stuck in your head.
This Christmas buy your kids a tickle me EMO. It cries, writes nonsensical poems, cuts itself and stays in the dark all day.
After feeling that sales of the last Green Day album didn't go as well as hoped, Billy Joe Armstrong felt that he should resort to more drastic measures in order to draw attention to himself.
"Outstanding features, Officer?", "Well, no not really, the kid that sideswiped my car just looked like a normal punk"...
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the end...
Dude, you look like your taking a sh!t. Your mom is going kill you when she finds out what you did to her towel rack. What did you do with the rod?
Dude, I keep hearing these voices in my head.
"Live from the CNN Newsroom."
" Welcome to Semi-Homemade, I'm Sandra Lee."
"This is a test of the emergency broadcast system, this is only a test."
Dude, I think I am possessed or something.
Roger swears he's not overcompensating for a small penis.
I have that same towel ring in my bathroom.
Dude. You have something on your face. No, over a little. To the right... a little more. You know what? Just forget it.
Amy Winehouse's new boyfriend has a distinctive sense of style.
They weren't kidding when they said 'deluxe' cock ring!
Bonehead
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Lady Gaga at the 2010 VMAs
The ring makes it a lot easier to find AVRIL. I don't trust that drunk bitch!!
Why you want to avoid passing out on a NYC subway at all costs.
Those tension type shower rods are definitely a bitch when putting up a shower curtain, but this guy definitely wins for worst fought battle ever with one.
Damnit Billy Joe, the American Idiot song was good until you had to go and become one with it.