Sunday, September 20th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Sophia Loren (75)
Asia Argento (34)
Moon Bloodgood (34)
Michelle Visage (39)
Kristen Johnston (42)
Gunnar and Matthew Nelson (42)
Maggie Cheung (45)
Gary Cole (53)
Debbie Morgan (53)
Anne Meara (80)

Posted by: Michael K


I want to get Sophia a Life Alert for her b-day
All the best, Harry

blaaaake's picture

mmm...Sophia & Asia...happy birthday, loves!

now THAT'S a gorgeous woman.

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Hot damn she is beautiful. At her peak she was like a Greek statue come to life, and even now she's better looking than 95% of the starlets. And she never had a tit job, tattoos, or went parading half-naked at every official function, and she STILL got mobbed when she went bra shopping.

You guys should read her autobiography. She's really amazing.

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Buon Compleanno! Sophia.. Ti amo! I read her autobiography when I was a teenager and loved her ever since....she is who I aspire to be when I mature....she is BEAUTIFUL!!!! Come sei bella Sophia....Come sei bella! Ti amo....
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Fred Flintstone's picture

Fuck I just shot my wad in my boxers again looking at Sophia!

joanne's picture

HB Sophia Loren and Anne Meara.

DR.FUNK's picture

If there is an afterlife...I want mine to include a list of all the babes you would've nailed in life had circumstances permitted.

gucci's picture

Good God almighty look at that figure. damn sofia you were one gorgeous virgo.

don't know anyone else on this list but happy birthday anyhow!

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Submitted by Datura on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 11:57am.

hahaha. I had to look her up; she looks part-Asian. Maybe Moon is a Korean name??

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Datura's picture

Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 11:35am.
How the hell would MK know who Michelle Visage is and why would he include her in this list?

Moon Bloodgood, who already has an exotic last name, needs a simple first name instead, like Jane. And ditto re including her in this list.

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Her parents just wanted all of the o's in the alphabet. Hoarders!

Jane Bloodgood sounds like a Bond Girl name, so I approve of that change.

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 9:12am.
No photoshop, no plastic surgery, no silicone and no tattoos on her tits.

This is how it's done folks.

AND she still looks fabulous - her skin and figure are amazing for her age. I think I read somewhere that she uses olive oil on her skin.
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The women in my family do that too. It's an ancient skin remedy (supposedly Cleopatra did it). We all smell deliciously salad-like at night.

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parissucksliterally's picture

I must be the only person in the world who does not think Ms Loren is/was beautiful. Attractive yes, stunning, I don't see it.

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Tristram's picture

How the hell would MK know who Michelle Visage is and why would he include her in this list?

Moon Bloodgood, who already has an exotic last name, needs a simple first name instead, like Jane. And ditto re including her in this list.
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MissJaneTexas's picture

Happy Birthday Sophia. Cannot wait to see Nine.

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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...

i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from

the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!

madam s.'s picture

Love Maggie Cheung.

My mom thinks Sophia Loren is beautiful. I don't know, young photos of her, like above, look very Mischa Barton-y to me. If she were young today, Dlisters would be tearing her apart for her odd features.

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No Words's picture

She is so stunningly beautiful. Love this hot slut.

Santa Ana Winds's picture

Happy birthday to Gary Cole! He did such a dead on Mike Brady in the Brady Bunch movies!!

Albatross's picture

HB, Sophia - still a hot, hot slut!

And HB to Anne Meara, a truly funny lady!

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Submitted by mike: "Asia Argento is a great example of what the French call jolie-laide "pretty/ugly"."

She totally IS.

I always think that about Chloe Sevigny, Martha Plimpton. Lily Cole is just ugly.

MizRo's picture

Welch, Meara (funny lady, funnier than her son, Ben Stiller), Asia Argento, Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock from the Sun), Morgan and Cole: happy birthday all!

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to the one and only Sophia Loren!
Sophia and Marcello Mastroianni on the screen.... They don't make movies like that anymore.

letinstar's picture

happy birthday to ms loren and debbie morgan...both of these ladies seem to better with each passing year...

and i can't explain it but i find gary cole very appealling...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...

Thornhill's picture

Asia and Sophia...Talk about polar opposites, the world has become a very sad place...

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kylimayrow's picture

Two hot& talented Italian women born on the same day..Sophia and Asia lol

Happy birthday Sophia Loren and Debbie Morgan.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Sophia Loren - Rock on sexy lady!

Gunnar and Matthew Nelson - HAHAHAHAHAH!

Gary Cole - Sexy, hot, and what a varied career: Murderer and Brady dad. Also the very involved father of a daughter with autism and so an automatic hero to me.

Anne Meara - Should we thank you for Ben Stiller or not? Jury's still out.

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Stars shining bright above you
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Asia Argento is a great example of what the French call jolie-laide "pretty/ugly".

TITS's picture

No photoshop, no plastic surgery, no silicone and no tattoos on her tits.

This is how it's done folks.

AND she still looks fabulous - her skin and figure are amazing for her age. I think I read somewhere that she uses olive oil on her skin.

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Plecostomus's picture

That'd be like asking a Ford Pinto to step up to an Alfa Romeo Spyder, BigBadMac.

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Bottom-feeder.

Todays sluts need to take a good long look at Ms Loren and raise their game considerably.
Yes BloHan I'm looking at you

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G I L F

Thornhill's picture

Way to go sticking a 50 year old photo of SL up MK..
Sessy and classy, oh how I long for those days...

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Sugaroo's picture

Gary Cole is hwat!

Man, does Sophia Loren ever age? I mean truly? She still looks fanfreakingtastic but in that pic she looks almost like she's from the Planet Gorgeous.

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Moo!

Woo what a beaut. That corset looks painful though. The only other ones I recognize are Matthew & Gunnar Nelson. Why does that feel shameful? Anyhoo HB slutholes.

Plecostomus's picture

HB, Maggie Cheung. Loved you in "In The Mood For Love."

HB, too, to Asia "Stop Telling Me I Look Like An Emaciated Uma Thurman!" Argento, and of course, to la bella, bella La Loren.

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Bottom-feeder.

bigorexia's picture

My first thought was, "what a classy lady" when looking at her pearls and hat.

Then I saw the hoochie Pussycat Dolls outfit and now I am at a loss to decide if she is classy or trashy.

D.R.'s picture

Wow. Sophia Loren is awesome.

Happy birthday to her and all the others on the list.

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EvilShoe's picture

HB to the hotness that is Ms. Loren!

HB Matthew and Gunnar!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Good Lord, what a beautiful creature.

Now I forgot what else was going to say.

HB Sluts!

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freshfacestripper's picture

Sexy Bitch!

Zanna's picture

Now that's a classy woman. And hot too. And she's aged gracefully if you go look at recent pictures.

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hambletta's picture

she hasn't been photoshopped, has she? wow, what an hourglass.
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Snarkley's picture

So Michael IS still alive. That's good to know.

TheBreakdown's picture

Happy Birthday, Ms. Loren!!!

What a fine as sspecimen of a woman.

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