Someone Has Been Arrested For Robbing Blohan
And you better have a spatula handy to peel yourself off the floor with, because he's a shocker. The someone arrested was not Blohan herself! Dun! Dun! Dun! The plot thins.
People reports that 18-year-old Nick Prugo was busted yesterday morning for allegedly breaking into the homes of Blohan and Ceiling Eyes. Nick was charged with felony burglary and is currently cooling his nalgas in a jail cell on $20,000 bail. This isn't Nick's first time at the butt rape party. Nick was arrested last month and he was also convicted on September 4th for possessing a narcotic controlled substance.
White Oprah, who will never miss an opportunity to mouth queef to the media, immediately said this about Nick's arrest: "Yes, we have found him, God is good." God responded by saying, "White Oprah is bad."
I'm still having a hard time believing that Sticky Snatch Lohan isn't somehow involved in this herself. I mean, was that missing joo-ree from the Elle photo shoot ever recovered? Detectives should poke at Blohan's bloated face lips, because I wouldn't be surprised if that's where she's hiding the goods. Once they search her lips, they also might find her dignity and Ali Lohan's youth stashed in there.
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How many years can a mountain exist
Before its washed to the sea?
And how many grams of coke can she blow
Before she steals from her self?
The answer my friend is Blowhan in the wind
The answer is Blowhan in the wind
*apologizes to Dylan fans*
my friend saw lindsay in a bar last night in austin. she was with the twins from grindhouse (whatever that is). she said she was really skinny, really greasy, and really drunk. my friend pissed her off because she kept pointing at her and screaming, "look! it's lindsay lohan!" apparently, she was also looking for blow.
If this kid is smart, he'll spill his guts and say "BLOWHAN PAID ME TO DO IT!".
Duh, Helen Keller could have figured that out.
She was obviously there, judging by the security camera tape.
Word of advice to Blowhag: if you're going to break into your own fucking house, you might want shield your face from the security cameras, you stupid cunt.
Submitted by newsmediaimages on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:57am.
She did it watch the CCTV http://bit.ly/3HGdVW talk about making it obvious
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that is a very compelling tape... but we are talking about LA cops here. Remember OJ???? Yeah. It's like that there.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:53am.
I still think the whole thing was staged for the insurance $$$ and media attention.
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I agree, Stocky. TMZ has a pic of the girl involved and it seems it was just a couple of HS idiots that were offered some $$$ and told where the "safe" was. Trust me, these kids wouldn't know where to look for a safe even if they were at a bank
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White Oprah: "We have found him". Bitch please, like your sorry ass had anything to do with finding the so-called thief.
I still believe this was a set-up just to collect insurance money to support Hohan's drug habit. When it happened this skank said she "knew who it was...an old friend" and the girl in the video looked like Hohan herself. Not buying it, something is just not right.
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Thought for the day: No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
I think someone robbed her dignity too!
She did it watch the CCTV http://bit.ly/3HGdVW talk about making it obvious
Isn't this worthless cunt dead yet?
is that blohan? i can't even tell anymore.
(something smells)
..those lips....Has she been using a muffler as a bong again!?!?
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He might of broke in, but I bet half of what she claims is missing, has actually been stashed somewhere by Lohan herself...
I still think the whole thing was staged for the insurance $$$ and media attention.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
how many times do you have to get your lips injected to end up with a "perma-mark"?
i'm pretty sure they wouldn't find anything as interesting as MK and you sluts wish, probably just 10,000 keys to SamRo's house, from all the times she has changed the locks.
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why won't you let me be great with my Tom Fords??
Maybe he's her dealer and he's just settling up.
Have a little faith, MK! I'm sure Blohan will be implicated by the end of the day.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by angel_i: "I think her gums are starting to swell. That's gonna be attractive in a year or two..."
Ooooh, I was thinking that, too, angel!
Once your teeth go, you're in big trouble. White Oprah strikes me as the kind of mom who would put the kids to bed with soda in the bottle to keep them happy and not force them brush their teeth because she doesn't want to be the "bad guy". I remember Anna Nicole had all sorts of problems with her teeth, too. I don't know if it's genetics or poor habits.
Thanks, jackie!
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I wish I could have that gorgeous mane of AZO-piss colored polyester extensions....like wow.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:30am.
God is good?
Seriously, this kind of b.s. is why I'm an athiest (I actually prefer "I-don't-give-a-fuck-ist). No supernatural force could deal with having its name invoked by so many scummy people.
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Ever heard of Satan?
Submitted by NaNoop on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:23am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:11am.
DID THEY FIND HER DIGNITY???
LOL. Nah, baby- it don't exist.
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Her dignity could exist, maybe it got tangled up in a pair of her leggings or better yet, it used Linday's spray-on tan and it's hard to recognize now.
GOD IS GOOD GUYZ. SNNNNNNNNNORT!
So how much anal sex do you think Lohan (any Lohan) gave up to get this kid to take the rap?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:26am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:22am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:15am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
Wow,somehow should tell that the chemicals in Summer's Eve will make your lips puffy.
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You are so disgusting.
Thank you, big fan of your work too.
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Slow down Raul, or we may have to get a room
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Jimmy Bocca...you sly dog you, dishing out the compliments today. *blushes*
Uvy - nice work on the kanye site... LOL
On topic - don't care
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Aw! *smooches*@Jimmy!
ONT: They need to put White Oprah in jail.
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Mornin, C... thanks.
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NaNoop - Seriously. Stupidity just flows downhill in that fam. And thanks!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:22am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:15am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
Wow,somehow should tell that the chemicals in Summer's Eve will make your lips puffy.
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You are so disgusting.
Thank you, big fan of your work too.
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Slow down Raul, or we may have to get a room.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
White Oprah is such a delusional twat.
Geez, that whole family has smegma for brainz. LOVE your avie!
Submitted by parkerj on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
I am actually surprised that Lohan wasn't involved...but if this is true, I'm sure what that what Nick took from Lohan's place were already stolen goods.
I agree! So does that affect jail sentence? I mean, the more times it was jacked, shouldn't the sentence be lighter? I mean if you steal from a thief....is it stolen more or stolen less?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:22am.
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Hi jack - that's Uvie's work of art.
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
God is good?
Seriously, this kind of b.s. is why I'm an athiest (I actually prefer "I-don't-give-a-fuck-ist). No supernatural force could deal with having its name invoked by so many scummy people.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:22am.
angel - is this your work?!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq5hfxlGne1qa3i8uo1_1280....
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Aw man! No! I wish it was tho! It's awesome.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:11am.
DID THEY FIND HER DIGNITY???
LOL. Nah, baby- it don't exist.
Okay, so kid gets tossed in the slammer, but Blohan steals, carjacks, wears OTHER peoples' pants with coke in them and is walking the streets?
I think her gums are starting to swell. That's gonna be attractive in a year or two...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
angel - is this your work?!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq5hfxlGne1qa3i8uo1_1280....
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:15am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:14am.
Wow,somehow should tell that the chemicals in Summer's Eve will make your lips puffy.
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You are so disgusting.
Thank you, big fan of your work too.
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@Jimmy:
OR you can use them to compliment Sluttsville, that's true. I would highly recommend it:)
UM...ONT: I don't care.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Thanks Angel_i! LOL! You're going to be an editing maniac now.
This girl should have stretch marks on her lips by now!!! Those things were razor thin when she first came out, and now they're bigger than Chyna's clit.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:15am.
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You can't delete, but just edit them to say "My Sluttsville, you look great this morning" or something like that, and people won't know.
Must suck going to jail for liftin a used up old straw and a couple of dusty coke baggies.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
"We've found him", like White Oprah has done anything but sleep in late over the last 3 years.
UGH. Sorry guys. My comp. is wack this morning! How do I delete my excess comments?!
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