Panty Creamer Of The Morning
Actually, it looks like Kellan Lutz from Twilight is busting a major cream fountain in his panties over himself. Dude is seriously "riding his own dick reverse cowgirl-style" with his eyes while working out in Vancouver the other day. Put a lubricated condom on his eyeballs.
And yes, I'd hit it (DURR), but only with protective goggles on. If one of Kellan's Vadge-approved veins pop, roid milk will explode everywhere.