The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Mah Boo's New Screensaver
On second thought, NeNe's open meat locker isn't exactly Mah Boo Anderson Cooper's cup of peen, I mean cup of tea, so he probably didn't giggle over this one.
Anycastersemencrotch, on last night's episode of The Real Broke Hos of Atlanta, NeNe unveiled all of the alter-ego photos Derek Blanks took of the housewives. The plan was for the poortraits (typo-ed on purpose) to be unveiled inside of a rented big fancy mansion, but since the real housewives were involved, they were all evicted from the house and forced on to the driveway. NO. They had to present the pictures outside, because one of Kim's bootleg Louboutin heels broke while she was trying to cross the tightrope. AHAHAHA! Bitch went down. Unfortunately, her road kill wig didn't try to jump off while it had the chance.
Kim was forced to tend to her wounds in her SUV while everyone oooh-ed and coooo-ed around her. You know, Kim needs to learn the difference between hurt moans and fuck moans, because her groaning sounded like Big Poppa was pinching her ass lips with his teeth. My genitals do not need to be exposed to that image!
And here's the rest of the alter-ego pictures. We have:
Kandi as a drunk driver and her victim
Kim as a Stepford corpse and as a mistress whore corpse
Lisa as Adina Howard and as Tootie from Facts of Life
Nene as Shaq in drag and as Shaq in drag
Sheree as a biological woman and as a biological man
Images VIA Talking with Tami
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I thought that was a picture of New York when I first glanced at it. Ugh.
Did Tyra come up with these photo ops? If not, she has a new "photo shoot idea, y'all!"
Random late night avie test. I hate all these bitches.
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"Hold the cross high so I can see it through the flames." - Joan of Arc
i have problems with those pics. mainly they are terrible. but i hate to admit it sheree's was the best. the rest were just unfortunate.
After seeing a picture of Nene posing with Liza Minelli, it's official, something has gone terribly wrong in our culture.
whatever. been there, done that at Glamour Shots. >>>>>>>
These pictures are terrible!
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NeNe looks like Littlefoot from The land before time
Kim looks like Duckie and HeRee looks like Cera.
NeNe is just a horrible human being. I have to fast forward all her scenes b/c I can't stomach this ghetto piece of trash. Ick.
whats sandandfuck hiding? P
It looks like both Kim and Sheree are having trouble understanding what "alter ego" means. it's not "me in another cute (actually trashy, of course) outfit".
these ghetto bitches crack me up. i want to see kim sans wig. WTF is she hiding?
WHO GONNA CHECK ME BOO?
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Sheree is a massive tranny cunt. She has no idea that she really has zero talent and class. I have no idea why they are always pissed at Kim for talking behind their backs when they do the same, exact thing. Sheree talking about Lisa's clothes, NeNe talking about everyone, etc.
I hate this bunch...these women are all frauds.
Kim and Shree's photo's are too difficult to understand. I can't tell who's the adulterer in that picture. Everyone else's is pretty cool
ok... ok... i have to admit, I am a closet RHOAtlanta fan. So what, let me enjoy my novella.
Nene- How about an ewwww for Nene... but my reason is more than her cochina meaty alter ego pic. She is a straight up Puta on the show! A lil Jealous much booboo? But I'm glad they shot her in an angle that hides her wonky eye.
Sheree - haha... what can I say about her that hasn't already been said? But I have to admit, I think her pic was the best out of all the other Real Hos of ATL.
Lisa - Even though she is Nene's chihuahua puppet, I'd have to agree that this is a great way to show her flip flop attitude. The pic is ok but I think they should of used Kate Gosselin's possum as Lisa's wig instead.
Kandi - She is my favorite out of all these hos. Too talented and too damn classy to even be part of this bullshit. But a girl gots to do what a girl gots to do to make that green. I understand the concept but I think they could of done a hell lot better with the vision of it.
and Kim... - oh honey... No one will ever understand you and that pornified wig of yours. Although all the other miserable housewives love picking on this Real Ho, I sort of feel sorry for her. I wish she would trade in that Halloween store bought wig for something classier such as that brown wig she is wearing in her pic. By the way, I think this is the best alter-ego likeness out of all of them.
Ughhh, Kim is a trashy skank who talks shit about all of them and then tries to deny it, freaking idiot. Sheree is a tacky cunt who needs to get a life. Nene is freaking hilarious, but she's starting to buy into her own hype, ughh. I lovveee Kandi and Lisa. I think Lisa is the prettiest housewife from all the other housewives, including OC, NJ, and NY.
I tried to watch this show and just couldn't. Don't wanna start a race thread (cause I know they get overheated here) but Bravo just seemed to pick the dumbest, trashiest, most ghetto-ass black women they could possible find in Atlanta, which is a mecca for black professionals.
But again, you could say they did the same for New Jersey and the OC. Except, coming from L.A., I actually SEE women like those crazy, dried up OC bitches every day!
When, oh when, will they shoot NeNe's ass with a tranquilizer dart and get her ass to shut up for five minutes?
the highlight of this season was seeing tboz at lunch with kandi. dont go chasing waterfalls..... *goes to look for crazysexycool casette and walkman*
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
none of them have any redeeming qualities that make me like them. (exception may be kandi--haven't watched her enough yet--they tend to seem sane at the beginning and then by the end are raving nuts). perhaps they are good moms, but that's it and even that is questionable. they ALL talk trash about one another and then act indignant when they are called out on it.
Er, what's with the drunk driving pic? That just seems a little... odd.
Flatsy we missed the Meet and Greet, I think it was last week, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
The Atlanta and the OC howives really cannot keep me interested at all, so this pic just reminds me of how much I miss RA-MEAN-NAH!
Just let it take you.
LMAO I love her :)
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
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"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:26pm.
Sorry this is off-topic but: is my avie moving? I just uploaded it & it doesn't look like it's animated from my end...
no.
and I never saw this show, but I'm sure it sucks dirty asshole.
random food demand
I want a fried chicken boob, cole slaw and a roll.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I don't watch any of these whores.
If I did BH would divorce me because I would have shattered his 32" flat screen.
Kandi's totally out of place on the show as she has talent and makes her own money.
Thanx, freebird!
"Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army." -MK 9/17/09
This bunch makes my TV ill. See what a few (though fleeting) bucks, lack of education, and a need for attention has wrought? Not everyone is worthy of their own show. This true fact is whats' behind the basic premise of Reality TV. We get to see what would happen if our tacky friends/relatives/co-workers had a whack at their 15 minutes.
I am waiting for the True Housewives of Pawtucket, R.I. to come along...
CRINGE
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
She sounded like Rainman when she was moanin... uhh. uhhh. I'da dropped her cunty ass and told her to walk like a normal ho doin the stroll. I bet those cuts on her knees won't bother her later when she earns some finger foods by suckin the crew's sandwich boy.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:26pm.
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No animation.
Sheree has that Jada Pinkett Smith man-vibe going on.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:22pm.
LOL freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why aren't you on facebook, whore?
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I need to get some dlisted facebook going on! I'll look into it soon. That would be fun!!!! I love posting pictures of my meat locker.
Sorry this is off-topic but: is my avie moving? I just uploaded it & it doesn't look like it's animated from my end...
"Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army." -MK 9/17/09
Snowie, I miss the NJ hos! Ima gunna investigate when they're coming back.
I'm so not into Atlanta.
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She's flat and that's that!
LOL freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why aren't you on facebook, whore?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
The only thing that really matters here is that Kim busted her ass. Her cheap knock-off heel finally quit her ass and this makes me smile.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
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Tyra does NOT approve.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Just opened my meat locker for a little fresh air. Closing it.
Pic# 3. I really love those green sneakers...
I want them now!!!
Coma Caca!!
Kandi as a drunk driver and her victim
Um, wtf?
Kandi with a "K" and an "I", Klassi.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
they so stole this idea from ANTM anyway
I can't get onto these Atlanta hos no matter how you all say they are the best. I miss LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY FAMILY and Jill Zarin
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:01pm.
i know KANDI had relatives hurt by a drunk driver but i find it odd/creepy that she chose to pose that way...i know i know she said it was about "awareness
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the pics sure are violent, but they're a little too bootleg "La Chapelle" for me.
On another note, i suffer from MS, i sometimes use a cane (i have them in every cool color) and for awareness, i wouldn't mind posing sitting on a wheelchair, with a pee bag and an oxygen mask, even if they're not as glamorous as these shots.
Just my point of view...
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why won't you let me be great with my Tom Fords??
I want an alter-ego photo.
Could I pleeze hear Tardy for the Party about a million times more.
"this is some tacky shit" truer words were never spoken
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"