Friday, September 18th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Marilyn Manson's Fishnet-Covered Mug
Marilyn Manson shuffled around Toronto last night wearing his newest weight-loss invention. Marilyn pulled a pair of fishnets over his head so that his mouth would be blocked from swallowing up pies whole.
Unfortunately, MM spotted a delicious red velvet cake and immediately tore through the fishnet so he could devour it whole. That explains why his mouth area looks like it lost a battle between Parasite Hilton's deadly puss-o-war.
Here's more of Marilyn trapped in a net with his girlfriend Isani Griffith.
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Why do I get the feeling that fishnet is being used to minimise the similarity between Mazza's chin and an old lady's saggy left boob? And will goths ever learn that towering, chunky black platform heels are never a good look, unless you're deliberately trying to look like a brain-damaged Hot Topic shopper.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 1:19am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 1:12am.
I've heard about your pussy. Sleep with one eye open.
That sounded dirty.
Hi TV ! :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 1:12am.
I've heard about your pussy. Sleep with one eye open.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
giggles before passing out....
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:51am.
I'm not sure, but I think I saw your cat's profile on badpussy.com, it's a site where young singles can meet evil calicos and Paris Hilton.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
alright , ***begrudgingly takes 1 tylenol pm for insomnia**and ** will be back in the early am with my unemployed ass...goodnight whores....sweet dreams...and team valtrex have visions of nigerian spammers (NOT) running through your head....
i'm convinced (or the chardonnay likes the story) that the cat totally punched out all the window screens for the spammer(s)...maybe meet cupidlove.com (or whatever it is) is next !!!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:44am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:30am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:27am.
How sure are you that the cat isn't a Nigerian spammer by day, a window screen puncher by night?
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....as the night goes on my cat IS the nigerian spammer....
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Ask him if he knows anything about natural penis enlargement. For my friend, I mean.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
WHAT he looks like???
Recently I found a very booming site _____kissmilitary. C O M______. So many hot sexy big girls and curvy women are seeking military & share ideas there. It is a new online military community. Also the establisher said that he establish it for military dating because military life is very boring and can't communicate with outside often. Hope all the military will find it and have another kinds of life.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:30am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:27am.
How sure are you that the cat isn't a Nigerian spammer by day, a window screen puncher by night?
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....as the night goes on my cat IS the nigerian spammer....
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:27am.
How sure are you that the cat isn't a Nigerian spammer by day, a window screen puncher by night?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:23pm.
Don't spend too much at the liquor store, I think I saw your cat sending money to a Nigerian spammer.
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by the way my asshole cat whose cute as shit (??? oxymoron i know) would COMPLETELY send money to a nigerian spammer...he probably punched out all the window screens to invite said spammer in...
Ew, throw that shit back.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:13pm.
What is safeway ?
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grocery store....
the "safeway" in my hood has a deceptively confusing name since it either gets held up at gunpoint every other weekend or has the police pulling people over for DUI in its parking lot...and it's next to a funeral home and bar so it's a fun place to be...and people are always getting stabbed a few blocks away...or 12 year olds are being arrested for assault on MUNI (public transportation) drivers/passengers...
Safeway...ahh the memories. Throw in some Piggly-Wiggly, Winn-Dixie and TG&Y and you got yer self a 1970's partay!
(Safeway, Piggly-Wiggly & Winn-Dixie are all grocery stores. TG&Y is an OLD drug store/department store)
I wish I was young enough to not know about any of the above...
Tar & feathers would have been a better look, and I'm SURE he would have enjoyed it, too. It might even cure that interesting red plague on his lips...
What is safeway ?
That sounds like my Walgreens... weetodds
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Now if it only it weren't fishnet... couldn't someone cover him with like, burlap or something so we couldn't see him no matter what?
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:00pm.
At least you didn't go to Clown College! I had a woman with no hair, no teeth, and tits down to her waist offer to "suck my dick fo a McDonald's", then got pissed when we went Dollar Menu.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
back from safeway in the hood where thank god i wasn't wearing red or blue or a rival of ms-13...i hate my neighborhood...can't even go buy a bottle of wine down the street without hearing kids yelling on the street corner at the ho's walking down the street...i'm so sick of fucking san francisco/my cat that shoved all of my screens out the window--eehhh i still love my cat but he IS annoying...yep it was really worth it to go to college....
That shmuck's career has been over for about 7 years now.
The goth party is SO OVER lady.
It needs to be tied much tighter around his neck.
he's still breathing.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:23pm.
Don't spend too much at the liquor store, I think I saw your cat sending money to a Nigerian spammer.
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waving skipping out the door to liquor store...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:23pm.
Don't spend too much at the liquor store, I think I saw your cat sending money to a Nigerian spammer.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i'm off to the booze store as i posted somewhere else...my adorable yet piece of shit tuxedo cat clawed/srcatched/destroyed/punched out EVERY screen for EVERY window we have on the 3rd floor...seeing as though he is indoor and the humane society put up fliers in the hood about people poisoning cats i take every precaution to not let him outside...so the windows have to be closed...and for san francisco it is hot as fuck right now with all the windows closed on the 3rd floor (i'm a pussy but september and october are usually the hottest months here)....he's lucky he's a cute fucker...oh and he broke the fan too...i definetly deserve a bottle of chardonnay...
Done with work!! woosh!! anybody around?
Coma Caca!!
Alright whores, I have a date with Popeye the Sailor and my son. He got this 600 episode cartoon bonanza from Walmart today and he's almost peeing himself laughing over Popeye shows!
Night everyone!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 5:30pm.
*cries* where were you when I was fixing these kitchens here? I didn't get stone or granite though it was too expensive, although I LOVE how it looks!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 5:54pm.
Who is that in the TwitPic? Jared who? Thanks!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 4:47pm.
Do it woman, get that house! That's all I can muster up though because I got a big ass yard with a big ass house (5000 sq ft - 3 stories - 2 fireplaces etc...) and I fucking hate it. I remodeled it from top to bottom and I am over it. It was a foreclosure so it was cheap. Its too big...make sure you really want a big house before you get it. I have rooms I don't go into for weeks. Really.
Ima be a tiger tonight! Dont hold me down people. Just dont!!
Coma Caca!!
OMG...still working!!! my eyes are about to run away if I have to work with EXCEL SHEETS!!!
8 things more to do and I am out and I shall be a single lady in need of a sexual tigre. brb when I am done with work.
Coma Caca!!
...don't stare at the picture too long....the herp will jump out at you....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Koko, I just read a little bit about it. It is a strange story indeed.
Thanks Bradi you hor!
I'm out! Time to go get people to pay me to get them drunk!
I'm out!
alright i've poured my chardonnay and am watching jane velez mitchell (bad combo) but is anyone else disturbed by this hofstra university rape/non-rape story ???
Oh Bradi, very nice.
(you still don't get to talk aboot Chrimbo)
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
M.E.!!!
M.E.!!!!
Jared pic fresh from twitter....
http://twitpic.com/i80ah
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
ISMU, get that brindle!
Gorgeous.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I need to run. Have a great weekend, everyone!
@ ISprainedMyUvula
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The granite in the kitchen is medium-dark brown with darker and lighter brown veins/specks. I've lived in my house for more then a decade now, and it still looks shiny and gorgeous like on the day I installed it.Totally adore it.
Thanks rascal!
@ M.E.
The dark beamed ceiling is great. And I totally can understand your wish to have privacy in your home. I can't imagine living in a house where a neighbor can look in his window and see you doing things in your house or sitting in your backyard. It's nice to be surrounded with trees and woods.It's like you have your own little safe kingdom.
lr- I'm a kitchen designer by trade so I'd KILL to get my hands on one! What color granite do you have? I'm a stone whore. I'd actually like the challenge of adding onto and remodeling the home we're in now but we'd never recoup the costs.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
@ ISprainedMyUvula
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I adore my kitchen. It has granite countertops. The best thing is it's indestructible, looks gorgeous and always looks clean, you can't see any crumbs or messes on it!
@ M.E.
@ IsprainedmyUvula
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May all your wishes come true. Best of luck with your lovely dream homes!
I secretly want a home that I can do a kitchen remodel on. The lake house is already done, it has the perfect cabinet/countertop/backsplash combo but those fuckers put the dishwasher BEHIND the sink.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
little rascal - 2 bathrooms
The open beam ceilings attract me the most.