Monday, September 21st 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 18th!
The "Michelle Duggar Birthing Chair" is now being sold at Home Depot. - Cookie123
Runners-up:
Polka in the front, she's dryer in the rear - vermonster
So great to see Britney managing her own career again. I knew she could do it. Go Britney! - angel_i
Lisa Loeb is making a startling comeback. - christine the hoff
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cngrats to my funny ass fellow wieners!
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SkyBeeeeeeeeeesch!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:21pm.
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Congrats to all the weiners!!! CTH <3
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
OMG OMG Yo Cookie123 I'm real happy for you and Imma let you finish but I'd like to thank Britney for the inspiration and I'd like to thank Jive Records for driving her crazy and Sam for mixing those barbituate cocktails and, last but not least, Adnone! For keeping her breakdown public for as long as possible! Thank you! Thank you! *MUAH!* O yes - and my fans here at DListed! I love you all, every single one of you! Please send your donations to sluttsvilledrankmyrentmoney.com :)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Very funny stuff Cookie123
Congrats Vermonster and a special WOOT out to Angel i and CTH!!! Go hoz!!!
Yeah, I'm done now.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
These were all so funny but Vermonster is off the hook!
LOL Cookie123 - Congrats!
Way to go vermonster, and my budz angel_i and hristine the hoff!! Congrats!
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Pleco!! I LOVE that avie! LOL!
YAY ANGEL_I & CTH!!!! LOL vermonster - I love that one! Congrats Cookie123 on the big win!!
YAY angel_i and CTH!
And congrats to vermonster and the winner, Cookie123.
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big ups to Cookie & vermonster
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
ISMU must have taken the day off, I don't see her name up there.
Congrats on the gold medal Cookie123, a big hell yeah to vermonster, angel_i-LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!, and The Hoff-the female alcoholic living in Ohio not to be cuntfused with the male alcoholic living in Cali.
Angel_i, great caption!!! Congrats to CTH!! Also, congrats to vermonster!
Biggest congrats to Cookie123 on the win!!!
All funny!!!
Congrats, guys. CtheH & angel! Woot!
LMFAO @ Raul.
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I have to say, the winner is a fail. No mention of the accordion, which is one of the more WTF? things about the picture. Plus the Duggar jokes are just getting old. We already know her uterus needs the Witness Protection Program. I did love CTH's submission. Anyway, congrats everyone, even the winner.
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"I wish Pampers made couches for people like us."
No matter how hard she tries, Lisa Loeb still can't find work....
Is it weird that the only way I can get off anymore is to: get naked, take a shit in a washing machine and playing the accordion?
Finally, the Hills gets interesting...
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Just another normal trip to the laundromat for Lady Caca.
Next on The Real Housewives of Appalacia, Mandi proves she can play the accordian and shit at the same time!
Honey, there's an easier way to listen to music while you bathe...
junie
How to..
Warm your breast milk and pump at the same time..
Ten years later, Annie finally found her way back from the Land of Lost Socks!
Funny thing is, those legs aren't hers...
Upgrading your skills from accordianist to organ grinder? Yer doin it wrong!
Tristram ;D fankyou!
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It wasn't until her mid-thirties that Tina Fey really understood the art of "subtle comedy."
"I wonder which would be more painful... my vagage getting stuck in the lint trap, or my tits getting stuck in the accordian..."
Mama and squeeze box got thrown out of the house so daddy could get a good night's sleep :)
(apologies to The Who)
In this rare photo, the missing left sock fairy emerges breifly before returning to her incidious work.
Now this is exactly why I hate to use public laundromats! You just never know when your shit's gonna come out of the dryer smelling like someone's ten-keyed, sour squeezebox!!
So she likes S.H.I.T. - Squeezeboxing Her Itty-bitty Titties; not everyone can P.O.O.T.-Pulling On Oversized Titties.
I'm going to take that accordion and stuff it in your arse, Mariah.
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OMG!! I didn't know Anne Hathaway had so many talents!!!
Weird Al Yankovic pulls yet another kindred spirit into his lair.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:56pm.
Guys don't make passes at accordianists with damp asses.
hahahahaha
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