OH GOD NO: Please Don't Tell Me Another Kardashian Is Knocked Up
According to sources (aka all the Kardashian skanks), Khloe Kardashian is going to marry L.A. Lakers player Lamar Odom, who she has been dating for approximately 15-seconds. Sources confirm the news to People, E! and UsWeekly. The latter claims they will be married in about two weeks once they get the OK from the state of California that a human man and a beast can legally marry.
The source said, "Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the season starts up. They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon. They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas, CA."
The marriage will be the first for both. Lamar currently has a 10-year-old daughter and a 7-year-old son with a former girlfriend. They also had a second son together who passed away from SIDS a few years ago.
Okay, Khloe and Lamar have been dating a little longer than 15-seconds. Apparently, they've been rubbing peens for a few weeks now. This worries me. Does this mean Khloe is currently housing a beast baby in her stomach?! NOOOO! It's the end of the world as we know it. Once Khloe pops out her BABY!!!, it will leap from her vag and wreak havoc on the entire world. Doomed.
And do we really need another knocked Kardashian yap-yap-yapping about everything from her pregnant queefs to the fact that doesn't even really know how babies are made.
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I think she looks really good here except the lipstick is too much.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:11am.
Why is this ho wearing $100 worth of Wet n' Wild?!?
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Yes, let's ask the real questions...her whole face looks like it got into a fight with a cosmetics counter and lost. She's usually better than that.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
I never have anything positive to say on this site, but I have to say... WHO CARES about this news? But on that note, I do think this girl is pretty, not sure why everyone thinks she is a beast?? She might be bigger, but she has a unique look unlike her sisters.
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These 2? Hahahahhahahhaha!! From random-hookup to engagement in 3 short weeks; the Karcasses will be teaching at The Learning Annex soon...
"How to meet, sleep and get men to marry you in 1 month" will be the class...
Side note:
One of my employees asked another, "Why does she pick on me so much?" The other employee said, "She doesn't like short people."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why is this ho wearing $100 worth of Wet n' Wild?!?
This should also be tagged "The WHO FUCKING CARES NEWS!?!"
My favorite Kardashian? The father (not Bruce Jenner) cause he's the only one whoreing up on TV. Course that would be hard to do considering he's under ground.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:59am.
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It's just the evolutionary transformation we could all see coming...
WOMEN SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Is it me or the newer generations getting a lot taller in regards to women? When I go on campus, I swear the girls right out of high school there are so tall! All of them!
G O D Z I R R A ! ! !
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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!"
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:39am.
She's 5' 9" according to the google. She's probably wearing heels. 3 of my friends, my mother, my grandmother, 2 aunts and myself are all 5' 9" or over. It's not that rare.
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It's becuz her sisters are so short. They're 5'1" and 5'2" and I read Khloe was 5'10" achally...but an inch here or there, whatever. I think we'd have a different perspective if we saw them in real life...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Y'all too kind an I thank from the bottom of my heart.... oxo
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Sorry!
Submitted by Dr.Toast on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:03am.
Submitted by sunflower99 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:22pm.
I don't think she's attractive, but I see and know just as many women her height than less. Then again, I don't live in Munchkin City like y'all do. wth?
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She is like at least 6 feet tall, the guy in the picture is 6-10".
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She's 5' 9" according to the google. She's probably wearing heels. 3 of my friends, my mother, my grandmother, 2 aunts and myself are all 5' 9" or over. It's not that rare.
Holy fuckin' wall of links! Report!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:32am.
Submitted by riealokope on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:27am.
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Fuck you and that spammobile you rode in on.
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Submitted by riealokope on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:27am.
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Fuck you and that spammobile you rode in on.
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Bottom-feeder.
Fuck me no she's a horror show.. did seen how her sister lost all that weight? Headline grabbing Armenian cow pat http://bit.ly/Kim-Kardashian-truth-behind-weight-loss
I like Khloe the most. She is beautiful.
I ever saw her sexy photos at
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Submitted by sunflower99 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:22pm.
I don't think she's attractive, but I see and know just as many women her height than less. Then again, I don't live in Munchkin City like y'all do. wth?
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She is like at least 6 feet tall, the guy in the picture is 6-10".
Submitted by HammSandwich on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:46pm.
I admit I like Khloe... she's the funniest one of the KardASSian bunch. Besides, Lamar & Khloe could be interesting... Giant squared = possible Midget offspring?
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Their spawn will have an entourage composed of fleeing villagers.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I admit I like Khloe... she's the funniest one of the KardASSian bunch. Besides, Lamar & Khloe could be interesting... Giant squared = possible Midget offspring?
I don't think she's attractive, but I see and know just as many women her height than less. Then again, I don't live in Munchkin City like y'all do. wth?
He deserves her though, just for getting pterodactyl shit on his shirt when he rescued her from the Land of the Lost.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
hahahah TV!
I think she is ugly and a giant. Her sisters, as much as I detest them, are pretty.
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
Ummm... Question. When the little one is born, does Khole file a birth certificate or an endangered species register form?
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I preferred it when the only pictures you ever saw of her were grainy shots taken by a camper in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, and you didn't know if they were fake or not.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
SHe is not bad looking, just a giant.
well, that's a way to get some attention off your stupid sisters Khloe. way to hog some spotlight for yourself, Beast.
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
She looks like something found in Fran Drescher's toilet after a high fiber breakfast.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Odom is an proven idiot, she is no genius either. Their kids will be dumb and ugly. She looks big in that picture, I guess no photoshop on it.
TV lol!! She's higher on the evolutionary chain than I thought!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:09pm.
She would've mated within her species, but you ever try to catch a Ring-Tailed Lemur?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
LMFAO!! *holds finger up* *drops it* *wiggles it l o w*
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:56pm.
The Kardashians cured my priapism!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV, my love! It's hard to be all romantical with hose beasts lurking overhead.
Sweetas!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!! *humps your leg*
Sorry, damned reflexes.
OT Of all the Kardashians, I like Kloe the most. Of course, that's like saying I prefer swine flu to eboli.
Where am I
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Damn, that's some scary interspecies breeding there, she already looks like Cousin Itt mated with a spider monkey, now he's adding human nucleotides to her fractured DNA strand? We'll end up with a worthless bag of shit in a pair of Nikes!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
xxyxz, 'member me? *flashes coochie* How about now? lol XOXOXO
*rubs eyes*
*starts to jump up and down*
xxyxz !?!?!?!?!
HOLY HELL YEH!!!!!
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
Clarisse!♥
Seriously! Someone spay these bitches!
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 4:08pm.
NO!!! This is Khloe's REVENGE at us sluts for all of the comments we posted on Kuntney's website! she's gonna fill the world with evil Ewoks and Wookies to keeeeeelll uuuusssss!!!!!
RUN!!
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Srsly, sasquatch chirrun gonna take over the world, eff that Branjolina child army, the Sasquatchians munch the likes of em for breakfast.
Yeah, if she's preggo, I have the feeling she'll have to bribe the mags to publish baby pics when it's born...those are 2 unfortunate looking people.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
...and kim's pregnancy/marriage rumors in ...3...2...1...wait they could have a triple wedding and film it for their show...perfect !!!!