Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This up and coming actress chills out in her trailer in between takes. She listens to some music, chats on her phone, and pops bag after bag of microwave popcorn. She doesn’t actually eat the popcorn. Rather, she uses it to cover up the scent of another relaxing activity that involves herbal inhalation. If you’d like to join her, it’s easy to discuss it in public, i.e. “Hey, do you have any microwave popcorn in your trailer?” Yes, sweetie, everyone on the set knows. (Blind Gossip)
K to the Stewart? If you ever ask her for microwave popcorn and she gives you actual microwave popcorn, you can shank me.
So, a reality star, a designer and an actress walk into a bar. No, not into a bar actually, but it sounds much better that way. They actually just walked backstage at a show. The female reality star who has a huge history of drug problems did some coke and passed it around. The designer who was just about to show their collection, did four lines back to back to back to back, and then passed it along to our C list television actress with B list name recognition on a VERY hit show. Our actress spilled a little on her dress and when trying to brush it off, rubbed it in so took off her dress and stood there naked while she did some lines on a make up table. She then put back on the dress and joined the reality star back out front. (CDAN)
Jill Zarin, Joan Rivers and Diane Von Furstenberg?! Okay, maybe not.
Which two pop stars made sweet music on Sunday night after the gal gave the guy a private lap dance? Hope his longtime girlfriend doesn't find out. (Gatecrasher)
Justin Timberlake and RiRi? Or Vadge and Joe Jonas? Hey, anything is possible and Baby Jesus is getting a little old.
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#3 - timberpuss and caca
Everyone is entitled to a relaxing workplace! & at least she shares!
xo
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#2, I'll guess Rachel Zoe... and some other people.
1. Chloe Sevigny (see current issue of US Weekly)
2. Paula Abdul, Christian Siriano and Little Jenny
3. No clue... Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus... Pink & Shakira... Joe Jonas & Gaga?
....and pops bag after bag of microwave popcorn.
Popcorn lung is no joke *hacks up* *cough...cough*
Gotta be Kristen Stewart.
As far as #2...Fashion week in NY is a 7-day cocaine marathon. Blohan has to be involved somehow.
govt_cheese, she's perfect then because she's become famous for playing a total blank cipher, a girl who has no actual characteristics so that tweenies and sad dissatisfied moms can project themselves onto her.
She has utterly ordinary looks too; she looks like dozens of girls you see at any mall, with no beauty or even striking features. Even her body is dull. She's spectacularly blah, like a younger stoner Jen Anistan. And she bugs me for the same reason.
I hope it's not Marc Jacobs. He's just getting his life together. Again.
Hello!? The stoner is Megan Fox
Submitted by ReallyNow on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:34pm.
#3: Alicia Keys and Jay-Z after their menage a trois with Lil' Mama?
Aren't Jay-Z and Beyoncé supposedly secretly married?
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
Not K-Stew. She isn't an up and coming neophyte...she has a background in the entertainment industry.
I can't guess any of the blind items but that stupid picture reminded me that that idiot from Twilight actually has a doco coming out (called "Robsessed", lame) following his life as a "star".
Ugh. I really hope this Twilight shit disappears soon and all it's one hit wonder "stars" will fade into oblivion just like all the others.
Lindsay Lohan is supposedly getting a reality show right??
She COULD be the "reality star" since she does have a well known drug problem and was photographed at some fashion show with the other oldest looking teenager besides her sister Ali, that Taylor Momsen or something like that...
I say #2 is Li Lo, Taylor I'm-older-than-16 Momsen and whatever designer it was they went to see...
http://www.popsugar.com/5016286
I am guessing that one of the members of the coked-out trifecta of sweetness is the she-Pratt. Bitch was a straight up meth-face back in the day: http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/11/28/stephanie-pratt-has-a-dark-pas...
No way! JayZ and Alicia Keys?!?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
i WISH number 2 reality star was jill zarin. that would make so much sense.
how bout a big D to the UH for number one. i dont even know why they are making it a blind item like weed is a big deal.
number 2 - no idea but i really really wanna know and meet up with them asap.
1. Kristen Stewart
2. Any of the peeps at the VMAs really but I'll guess Kristin Cavallari, Marc Jacobs and Leighton Meester.
3. Justin ans Riri? I think I saw pics of them at after parties... LOL @ Taylor and Kanye.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:56pm.
Thanks and same to you.
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
I must be missin a few brain cells myself 'cause I didn't notice at all the crystal bong in her dainty white hand ... luv it!
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
@ The bitch
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Eminem was there, but he's a rap singer. I don't remember Justin Timberlake being there.
This makes me actually sort of like KStew. I think she's up and coming because she's kind of like "every girl" or "any girl." Her blankness is blank so that people can imprint their own or any other character onto her and they can be her or she can be them. But those aren't my own thoughts 'cause I'm fairly blank myself - I stole that from a game reviewer, actually.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Hey, angel_i, Tristram, Smurfy, loozer and all the funny Dlisted people, have a grrrreat weekend! :-)
RPattz......
*swoon*
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:44pm.
No. 3: Kanye and Taylor? (You could cut the tension with a knife.)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
#1 Charlize or Megan Fox!
#2 Who cares
#3 I dint watch it. Who had duos?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
They only dating each other when their both high
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(1) Another reason to love K-Stew.I rather a pothead than a skanky coke-whore like LaLohan.
(2) I go with Redmond's answer below
(3) I totally would love to know this answer.
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Resistance is Futile!
K Stewart looks like she is always stoned...even on those PSAs she has out now she acts like a zombie in a trance. Even reading a telepronter she is not compelling and exciting at all...how many cocks did she have to suck to get those movie gigs with 0 acting talent?
I will go medieval on your ass - Pulp Fiction
No. 3: Kanye and Taylor? (You could cut the tension with a knife.)
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
Jeep, hold your head up high. I'm the fucking tard who actually knew the answer to your question.
*puts self in time out corner*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
The first one is so totally Stewart that its painful. She's got stoner written all over her, she's considered up and coming for some reason, etc.
ISprainedMyUvula, does that mean the tabloids will insist, "Kristen Stewart pregnant with monster vampire baby that needs to be chewed out of her uterus!"?
#3 is one of the Jonas Bros. and Justin Trousersnake. I'm sure of it.
#1 - Who cares?! Big fucking deal. Who doesn't smoke now and then?
#2 - *Yawn*
#3 - It's the VMA's... I don't remember TimberPuss there. What male popstars were there...?
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Thanks for the reality check Uvie...I shoulda known (hangs head in shame again...dumb ho)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:34pm.
Reality star- Rachel Zoe (obvious cokehead)
Designer- Marc Jacobs
TV personality- that rocker chick wannabe little girl from gossip girl
smells like #2
LOL@Vadge and Joe Jonas!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Does she also rub the microwave popcorn all over her to get the smell off her clothes? That might be interesting.
My guess for #1 is Patricia Heaton. LOL!
I Wanna Get High
Jeepster- The magazine is using their characters' plotlines with their real life pictures to sell issues. All the crap about a wedding is in the fourth Twilight book.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
#1: Sads, KStew is more addicted to the bong than to the Unicorn. Or maybe, Miley Cyrus? Dakota Fanning?
#2: Paris Hilton (reality star), Nikki Hilton (designer), and Mischa Barton (C list actress with B list name?)
#3: Alicia Keys and Jay-Z after their menage a tois with Lil' Mama?
Reality star- Rachel Zoe (obvious cokehead)
Designer- Marc Jacobs
TV personality- that rocker chick wannabe little girl from gossip girl
i hate all this twilight shit.
1. Too easy
2. Janice Dickinson, Michael Korrs and Sandra O.
3. ??
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Hey -
Did I read yesterday that Sparkly Unicorn and K-Stew are engaged???
I can't resist the trash at the checkout line - (hangs head in shame).
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
LMFAO@ loozer and Angela Landsbury
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
#1 = Angela Lansbury
#2 = Don't Care
#3 = Taylor Swift and Kanye
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#3 sounds like JT and Rihanna. this is not the first rumor about jt prying eye.
something tells me biel could give a fuck though
and FUCK ME i want to know the answer to blind item #2
time for some investigating!
oh and the first blind item is too damn obvious
LEGALIZE IT!!!
BONGIN & DONGIN
K STEW