Saturday, September 19th 2009
Fishy Brings Her Cuntface To Her Native Spain
Self-proclaimed Spaniard Fishsticks Paltrows, or should I say Pescado Sticks, dressed up like a parched and constipated blue fin tuna to attend a fashion show in Madrid for designer Adolfo Dominguez yesterday. Fishy, who looked more severe than the stick up Heather Mills' a-hole, chi-chatted with the chicks around her. Now, Fishy says she's fluent in Spanish, but when she talks in any language we all hear the exact same thing: blahblahblahfartqueefblahqueefblahfart.
Fishy was probably yammering about GOOP this, GOOP that, GOOP here, GOOP there, etc... etc... While Fishy was farting at the mouth, every single person in the audience probably thought to themselves: "Coño!" JINX!
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You people are right, she looks like a cunt... And those women next to her are way hotter than she will ever be!
I have visited many countries (including the "plastic-surgery-obsessed ones in South America) and the sexiest and best looking women I have found were in Spain. That's not to say that there are no good looking women in other countries, but there seemed to be more of them in Spain, and, as someone else said, they have a way of being sexy and natural, without being slutty... Good hair too! (Can you see that some of by best memories involve Spanish women..?)
Anyways, why doesn't this snob move to Mars or any other inhabited place? She should start her own country with Posh and Angelina!
Spain is too nice of a place for her...
Well, at least she has something in common with the adorable girl with the short hair, they both need to wear a bra.
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Hmmm...I'm surprised Coach K ain't recruiting her for the goddamn Blue Devils.
Well, now, let's think about this.
She'd HAVE to take classes at Duke.
Forget it.
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That looked odd to me too...but in my mind it was more like she got up on the stage and thanked everybody and he, thoroughly embarrassed, ushered her off reminding her that it wasn't her show...
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Yeah, well...no doubt.
I just HAD to go for the obvious joke, though....I think it's pretty obvious to D-listers that I have no imagination!! :)
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I just got back from Spain. She can have it. Maybe she's ruined it or something and please stay out of my favorite destination Brazil in that case.
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Is Spain really all that great? To be fair, I've only been to Barcelona and Madrid, but I thought Barcelona was filthy and touristy. I got robbed in Madrid and nearly got robbed leaving Western Union in Madrid, where my parents had finally sent me some cash after screaming that I should get a goddamn waitressing job....scary. (Madrid. Well...my parents, too, but that's another story....)
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 11:38pm.
Hmmmm....that midget doing her from behind while she's holding those gardenias....
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That looked odd to me too...but in my mind it was more like she got up on the stage and thanked everybody and he, thoroughly embarrassed, ushered her off reminding her that it wasn't her show...
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 11:38pm.
Hmmmm....that midget doing her from behind while she's holding those gardenias....
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TexnD, 2am? Evidently it wasn't raining men. :(
Barcelona. It POURED. I didn't hate it, it was OK but as "the number 1 gay destination in Europe" ha-ha. Everything closes at 2 am.
TexnDoc, where in Spain did you go and why did you hate it?
Just curious, we were talking today about having a holiday and Spain is an option.
I just got back from Spain. She can have it. Maybe she's ruined it or something and please stay out of my favorite destination Brazil in that case.
Why is Origel there? Isn't he in his chismes show anymore?
Everybody is prettier than her in every photo. She looks like an orange seabass.
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Hmmmm....that midget doing her from behind while she's holding those gardenias....
Well, they're in the coffee family, so not surprising.
I'm with most of the sluts here that think Fishy brings out the yawns in me before anything else. I kinda WANT to hate her, mostly coz then I could use the expression 'cunt of the sea'. Also coz dozy has that 'holier than thou' expression permanently stuck to her face. But... meh.
Whenever I hear anything about the Spanish, I get a hankering for some Pedro Almodovar.
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Blue popsicle menage a trois.
Burf.
Wonder what drugs she's on to reach that level of smug
That and an 100% environment of her own farts
Paltrow is really a cunt huh? She just has that look on her face like she's better than everybody. I dislike her immensly
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Submitted by justjane on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:20pm.
I think "the Fat One" is actually hawt. Way hotter than the contrived Miss Paltrow.
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Her face is stunning. I'd love to see her standing up...
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I like Gwynnie!
Gwinnie is so like, "I'm blonde,fair skinned and famous, I know you want to be me, but please, save the compliments until the intermission..."
and the chubster is like (translate from English to Spanish) "Bitch you in my seat...SECURITY! GET THIS YELLA HAIRED GORTON'S HALF ASSED ACTRESS UP OUT OF MY SEAT"....
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I think "the Fat One" is actually hawt. Way hotter than the contrived Miss Paltrow.
My mother was from Andalucia-made many trips to Spain, esp growing up. Spanish women are exquisite.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 4:55pm.
The thicker one with the serious rack to Paltrow's right could get the business all day long.The spinner to her left would be dessert.Paltrow would be the stale garnish you toss out.
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Bland-Paltrow doesn't summon any hate nor love from me, it's Saturday MK, why couldn't this been a post about Heather Mills?
I love the way Mario Batali dragged her all over Spain for that PBS international food series.
She never ate, just took one bite of food and one sip of wine, stuttered out muy bien and pushed her plate away.
She can say maybe Hola and Gracias in addition to muy bien, that's about it.
She's also as boring as a box of rocks.
Her involvement was pointless beyond belief.
I don't know why all of you have something against her but just aesthetically, she looks great.
Ditto whoever said they feel sorry for Fishy's hair. I clicked on the third pic in the second row and it looks like straw. Given it's been bleached, blow-dried and flat ironed to within an inch of it's life I am amazed her hair isn't breaking off in hanks.
Also, that flat, ultra-straight look emphasises every line on her face. Not a good luck for anyone over the age of 25. There's a reason why so many celebs 30 and older opt for layers or waves. It is much more flattering to the face than this look.
The thicker one with the serious rack to Paltrow's right could get the business all day long.The spinner to her left would be dessert.Paltrow would be the stale garnish you toss out.
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I love how the chica in the Chinese Laundry looking shoes on the right makes her look like 'The Fat Friend'.
they have a wikipedia page for Coño!? Crazy!
she looks so out of place. Stiff as a board and everyone else looks great-healthy-natural-casual, its awesome.
I don't care how fluent she is I bet it sounds ugly. I can just tell from her speaking voice. She probably sounds like she is trying too hard to get the Spanish accent right, but just sounds like the stuck up asshole she is. Not all gringos sound like that, some sound cute, but I bet money she is not one of them.
First she thinks she's British now she's Spanish? LOL! Guess she is not comfortable with being a plain old white American. Moron.
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Blue tights!
Bitch needs to accept the fact that she is McBoring Whitey McWhiterson and doesn't have an ounce of exoticness in her boringass body. She's about as Spanish as Chris Rock is white.
Awwww, that's sweet that she's not upset sitting next to the fat one.
You have got to call her Pescado Sticks from now on MK!!!
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she looks terrible and her look is tired.
Submitted by alice on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 1:56pm.
What is with the horrible near sheer blue tights. Blech.
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Ugh! I hate it when people pretend to be another nationality. Note to Fishsticks: You are American. Get over it!
Also, I agree her late father Bruce ruined her by spoiling her non-stop and giving into her every whim. From her own words, it sounds like whatever Princess wanted, Princess got.
What is with the horrible near sheer blue tights. Blech.
Que cojones!!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:58pm.
ITA with you. Spanish women have that "maja" attitude. They don't care where they are, they will be fabulous.
And i LOVE Blythe! it's such a shame Goopy didn't inherit her class.
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nice roots there cuntface. Sorry, the bleached, flatironed hair looks sooooo tired and stupid. God forbid someone keep their natural hair color. Also love how none of the more attractive (ie, all the other women) have no visible surgery, while goopy had a boob job, and face lift/botox.
While Poland won't meet the best hair category (too many women can't let go of the henna dye. It was all they had under communism) we are an attractive group of women who dress well even running errands, and we age gracefully, and well.
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