Saturday, September 19th 2009
Anna Kournikova Might Have A Case Of The BABIES!!!!
It's the season of swollen everything, so I wouldn't be surprised if Anna Kournikova is knocked up with Enrique Iglesias' baby. Fertile cum is in the air! The New York Daily News claims that Anna didn't participate in the Malibu Triathlon last week, because she's got a 2-month-old fetus hanging out in her body.
Yes, they are still together after all these centuries. I know, I had to Google it for proof.
I know Enrique got his mole chewed off a while ago, but I hope his baby inherits it. Because let's be real, we need more mole babies.
VIA Showbiz Spy
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Submitted by mbar on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 2:50am.
How can people stay together for that long? The sex isn't even fun anymore.
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LOLOL
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Well she took long enough!!
Just what the world needs: a little Kournikova skanklette.
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Desperately searching 4 fresh gossip-where is MK?
*Yawn* Morning Sluts, if anybody else is up. It's too early to be awake....
Ouch! She looks terrible in that picture. You couldn't get a picture of her in her tennis outfit? That's one sexy costume! She could definitely do better than Enrique...
Morning y'all!
Happy Sunday! xxxx
Off to jog in the park now :D See you!
Did these two bimbos get married yet?
How can people stay together for that long? The sex isn't even fun anymore.
where is everyone?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
In this case, I got such a good laugh out of it, I think it's worth it to keep her around - on a limited basis.
Submitted by helly on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:49am.
EXCLUSIVE: Palin's Upcoming Speech To Hong Kong Leaked - By Tina Fey! http://nailinpalinnow.blogspot.com
diagnosis....SPDS
*whispers to helly*
if you stop bringing her up she'll go away. :D
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EXCLUSIVE: Palin's Upcoming Speech To Hong Kong Leaked - By Tina Fey! http://nailinpalinnow.blogspot.com
MK You got Kayne'd!!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq5hfxlGne1qa3i8uo1_1280....
**** takes tylenol pm while watching msnbc's LOCK UP RAW--fantasizes about burger king breakfast****
Nice bj technique.
Surprised the baby-making batter ever made it to the right hole.
The mole baby is the most interesting thing about this story.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:18pm.
a hot slice of homemade challah with butter. MMmmmm.
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Now THAT sounds delicious.
*looks around at empty room*
*runs through thread nekkid*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Bye Chirio!!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
have a nice night all! ima watch the fight and i need to get up early. see you all tomorrow at live blogging for emmys.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:20pm.
I think I've had enough
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
YES !!! my "nice n'easy midnight" hair color covered up cruella deville streak... (drinks more chardonnay and shuffles 31 year old ass to retirement community)....
Just popping in to say good night to you horz.
And to brag that Martha Stewart here made pot roast for dinner and homemade challah and honey cake for dinner tomorrow night. Just had a hot slice of homemade challah with butter. MMmmmm.
Her mouth, I mean.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Ok sunflower. take care.
Coma Caca!!
Is it cuz we all said "that sucks"?:(
Maybe that was Anna's fault:)
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:02pm.
smurfy, wasn't it great? :)
LOVED IT
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
OH MY GAWD INSTEAD OF POSTING AT THE THE FUCKING FORUM, WHY NOT JUST EMAIL ME?
everything is on my nerves, I'm out. >>>>
has the boxing started?
Coma Caca!!
smurfy, wasn't it great? :)
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Oh my child, you'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh my child, you got so much
You're gonna take away my energy
- Bee Gees
I finished my movie, I loved it.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Up until today, EVERYONE was going. I can't go by myself. fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
that sucks. that is why I never plan those types of activities. things never turn out as planned with outings like that.
Coma Caca!!
Aw sunflower! That sucks. I hate it when my friends can't do anything right.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
@BB:
If those are my only two options...MK is dead.
Sorry.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:37pm.
That sucks sorry.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:47pm.
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I was the designated driver. I just wanted to dance and have some fun, not get drunk.
Is my puter wrong or has this post been here for hours? I keep refreshing, either my puter is wrong or MK must be dead...Can someone let me know? thx
*** "Michael Fux. Doesn't it sound like that's the way it was meant to be?"
*** MK, June 29,'09
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:37pm.
****wipes "midnight" hair dye off face and keyboard...go to a bar and get drunk anyway...or buy a bottle and enjoy a night in (i know not ideal) but hey i'm drinking from the box of wine by myself and flipping between nancy grace and real chance of love (yeah i suck)....
fml
Rant: Alllll weeek, all fukkin week I've planned a girl's night out. Now three have bailed, and two that were supposed to ride with me wanna go to some other club to see some lame ass band play. Now, where I originally wanted to go, some other ppl are supposed to meet later. But they may be no shows. I'm not gonna go by myself.
:*( I needed this night out. dammmmmmmmmm
@kokoskitten: That's what I like about very black - it can be so striking without being really "out there"....
And Food stamps and iPhones?! No wonder Americans get so pissed off.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:00pm.
@kokskitten: oooh. Midnight!
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crosses fingers...wish me luck...i can't even remember what my natural color is (light brown?) but i've been dying it dark brown/black (in high school/college) for probably half my life so it probably won't be that big of a difference...i just don't want to look like a desperate high school wanna be emo/goth chick (not that i could pass for high school but you know what i mean)
oh yeah ...and the mom with the bitch daughter and her boyfriend in front of me using the EBT...the daughter and boyfriend were both furiously texting/doing something on there IPHONES....FUCK ! i have a shitty cellphone that can't even take pictures let alone a fucking iphone...but i do have a shitload of student loans and a college fucking degree...and nothing to show for it...
@kokskitten: oooh. Midnight!
(I'm waiting for my movie to load:)
Seriously, tho - I love really black hair.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
alright popping back in to say...I HATE SAFEWAY ON SATURDAY when all the people with EBT (food stamps/welfare) debit cards shop...(maybe i wouldn't hate it so much if the fucking shitty state of california gave me one--)...i'm gonna watch nancy grace(cunt) and dye my fucking prematurely graying 31 year old hair..."midnight"...(how GOTH/HARDCORE of me!!!!)...i meant to get dark brown but eehhh we'll see...i may be shopping for manic panic and fishnets at hot topic tomorrow if the color doesn't work out...
I love that movie Smurfy!
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Oh my child, you'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh my child, you got so much
You're gonna take away my energy
- Bee Gees