Sunday, September 20th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jaila Simms - The glamorous trannygirl singer with a voice that waxes off Diddy's pubes (in a good way) from MTV's Making His Band. On the season of the Making The Band, Diddy is looking for back-up singers for his new album/tour/etc. and Jaila is in the running.
Not only can Jaila blow like one of Aretha Franklin's nipples (again, a good thing), but she can also shank in the throat you with words if need be. Below is a scene where Jaila proves that she is not the one eff with, because she will win every time. Shit, even though her hair situation isn't in check, she still wins!
(For Ebony)
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These people are stupid.
I'm jus' keepin' it real.
That was the most tired tet-a-tet ever!
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I was thinking exactly the same thing when I watched the clip, yet ...
let's do the math. shall we
Daffith + Vicky Pollard + 1/3 pound of tropical sun = Jaila
I think the guys from little Britain would die if they saw that clip.
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can
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Whether its Michael being Jaila or Jaila being Michael he/she is still gonna be one ugly ass bitch.
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"Au con-fucking-traire!"
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 4:30pm.
These self righteous ghetto fly individuals with unhealthy amounts of self-esteem are a dime a dozen. Yes we get it, you're strong, you don't take anyone's shit, you keep it real......whatever....
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When you say that, I hope you're talking about "Free" because he's the only one displaying that kind of niggatry. Thanks!
Lastly,
Submitted by straightup2 on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 4:25pm.
Yep, your name is Michael, you're a dude. All the estrogen pills and tittay implants won't change that.
HOLLA!
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Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 4:30pm.
These self righteous ghetto fly individuals with unhealthy amounts of self-esteem are a dime a dozen. Yes we get it, you're strong, you don't take anyone's shit, you keep it real......whatever....
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My thoughts exactly. How many dumbasses does it take to sit there and have a 20 minute conversation about "keepin it real". Ignorant!
These self righteous ghetto fly individuals with unhealthy amounts of self-esteem are a dime a dozen. Yes we get it, you're strong, you don't take anyone's shit, you keep it real......whatever....
LMAO I love that guy Free..he's hot and doesn't take shit just because the tranny thinks it can toss around insults.
Yep, your name is Michael, you're a dude. All the estrogen pills and tittay implants won't change that.
HOLLA!
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 10:58am.
Oh my gosh, any other Little Britain fans here?? Jaila IS Daffyd.
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Ahahahahaha...omg, they could be twins separated at birth..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEnXBEuIsk&feature=related
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See, Free messed up by even opening his mouth about "fake" assuming that he "keeps it real". I don't think so and you know he's mad he got caught in his own web of words when he tried to turn it around on Jaila. SMH. Let's NOT call a spade a spade when the joker is trying to act like the king of hearts.
...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
Jaila??
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This bitch is FIERCE!
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LOL! No, you just remember I DID used be a fucking man.
You go, gurl!
But that's what you gotta expect when you call someone on their bullshit. The first thing they do is try to hit you below the belt.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Skip to the 3:00 mark to see her greatness. They are talking about being real, versus being fake. The obvious dude in this clip is getting lectured by Jaila because he pretends not to like some girl in the house because she's fat or something, but then he tries to hug up on her at night when no ones around. The dude, not wanting to be called out by a tranny, starts to get on Jaila for "not being real" because she lives her life as a woman when she was born a man. At the 3:00 mark she tells him in all her glory that she can be whatever she wants and that he's gonna respect her for it because it's a lifestyle choice, not something she did for shits and giggles. I think the fact that she commands respect and isn't intimidated by them is commendable... so there's the much asked about "translation" of the clip. Yes, MTV is low budget, so is P-Diddy and this show but it's good to see someone standing up for themselves like Jaila did.
i didn't understand a thing...it's all that beeping and fill in the gaps,bad mouth talk making it hard..her singing video looks like a deep soul voiced brother dressed like ditto...nice..
Ooooooooo, that was the Charm School house, too. Wow. Does Viacom OWN that house now?
can someone translate please?
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My bottom is a treasure house. -Stephen Fry
Their sexual tension was so thick you couldn't cut it with a chainsaw.
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Bottom-feeder.
FABULOUS! Honey, she let him have it! I love her.
i didn't get a word they said, except for "keeping it real"
guess i'm not fluent in sessy tranny 101
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
Boring.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Yes, BITCH...you damn right, honey! now PAY it!
If you want to hear her sing, fast forward to the 6 min. mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OqmfN-LK94&feature=related
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the
great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies --.sugarscupid.Com--- !!! who are
rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar
babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of
you.
Oh my gosh, any other Little Britain fans here?? Jaila IS Daffyd.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Damn Jaila! I ain't never loved a tranny before. Damn you, now I do.
I'm sorry I did not get the conversation....what were they talking about?
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OKAY then...that was awkward...but I was hoping to hear some singing.
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Oh don't you just love it when he gets all....Queeney? I have a gay guy for a roomate and when he gets pissy with me, it is a sight to behold! It's really hard not to laugh my ass off!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Jaila is a f'in star. She needs her own VH1 reality show, STAT.
I nominate this wicked tranny bitch as Hot Slut of the Month!
Making the Band is still on the air?
What did they say? I couldn't understand their sessy talk coz they got bleeped so much! Did she say that the guy she was talkin' to would want to fuck her azz? But I sho could sense the sexual tension--bet they get an orgy goin' and fast! The fellaz are hawt, tho!
What were they fighting about (I've never seen the show)?
I've never seen this show but I love her, that bitch is sharp. Damn.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
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Jaila is the only real bitch in that clip because I see more than one DL brother sitting around pretending they aren't trying to get at each other off camera.
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I am not a pussy.
I'm pretty sure that's the same house the contestents in Rock Star (INXS, Supernova) stayed in.
Why do I feel like eating pancakes right now?
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Diddy sux donkey dicks but I like Jaila. The other guys were HAWT!
Jaila is to Jailer as Gansta is to Gangster.
that was about to get ugly..
According the guy in the white shirt at the end Jaila has a HUGE cock.
i want to hear it sing before i give judgement...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Wha?