Warning To All Criminals: A Pepaw Will Take You Down!
A 23-year-old dude was trying to rob a bank in Wisconsin when a vigilante pepaw came out of nowhere and tackled his thieving ass to the ground! All together now: PEPAWS ARE NOT THE ONE!
You know that robber strolled into the bank, noticed the pepaw and thought to himself, "Pfft. That grandpa ain't going to do shit." Well, guess what, bitch got owned by an oldie! Dude was trying to do hood rat stuff, but that old man wasn't going to allow that to happen. Beware of flying pepaws!
Yes, grandpa probably broke his hip and crushed the caramel squares he had in his pocket, but fighting criminals is in his blood so he couldn't help himself.
The best part is when a memaw opens her own can of whoopass (smells like Ovaltine and Icy Hot) on the robber by kicking him while he's down. Somebody give these old crime-fighting bitches their own show!
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I love it! The robber's name is Sinister; Pops knocks him out. Reminds me of the Batman series from the '60s--BOOM! BAM! ZAP!
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Man this is just awsome.
I stayed a bit on the local news after the emmys but they didnt mention an almost olympic like jumper abuelito saving a bank,in its first minute where the huge news are reported!
All I got was a dumbass robbing some corner store and letting his mug uncover while someone says they deserve the worst punishment for not carring for people?
I imagine Senister is going to have a rough time in prison after word gets out that a caramel carrying peepaw took him down.
This cracked me up on the news, but you Mk, of course made it 20X more hilarious.
Who on God's Green Earth names their kid SINISTER?!?!?!? COME ON!!!!! SINISTER SMITH!?!?!?!? You are dooming your baby to a future life of crime/doom/horribleness/whatever!!!!!
IDIOTIC people. Kuddo's to Grandpa!
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Submitted by Manbearpig on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 8:05pm.
FUCK YES! The two oldies in the bank give this fucking punk a taste of Clint Eastwood "Gran Torino" style.
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i went to show someone this clip and the first thing they asked was "is it like gran torino" ?
FUCK YES! The two oldies in the bank give this fucking punk a taste of Clint Eastwood "Gran Torino" style.
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Does anybody know if MK is live blogging he Emmys???
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Senister?? Oh how I hope he has a twin sister named Canister.
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the cops say don't try this at home...or in the bank
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 4:08pm.
Hahahahahaha...I bet that chivalry paid off BIG TIME that night in the Pepaw/Memaw boudoir. Ooo là là!
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Ooo là là! indeed! LOL!
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"The best part is when a memaw opens her own can of whoopass (smells like Ovaltine and Icy Hot) on the robber by kicking him while he's down"
oh yeah, she's my hero of the day!
but grandpa is - kind of.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 3:56pm.
I was wondering the same thing.
I hope he does, I haven't started yet.... maybe I'll give it a rest today, my liver is asking for it.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 3:56pm.
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same to you...i've got my chardonnay all ready and hoping MK will do live drunk blogging of the emmy's--but does anyone watch the emmy's??? (alright and i already poured a glass...)
Submitted by Star Jonez on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 3:42pm.
I can't stop laughing at this entire thing - crushing caramel squares, the white hair coming at this guy, the wife giving him the final kick of disgrace. I'm crying from laughter. But glad no one got hurt.
Aside from the man, who has a case of child abuse against his parents for naming him Sinister
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Me too! I've watched it about 10 times and I'm crying. I love the way he circles around like a commando and lunges over the aisle markers. And then Memaw rushes in to put the boots to the robber (who incidentally folds like a card table, Geez!) Hahahahahaha...I bet that chivalry paid off BIG TIME that night in the Pepaw/Memaw boudoir. Ooo là là!
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When I have a baby I'm gonna name him germajesty seninster I. none of you bitches steal my name.
if it's a girl.... I need some help.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
The seniors have no fear, they are in the winter of their lives and don't give an eff any more.
Sinister??
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 3:53pm.
....just read that his name is spelled "SENISTER"
hold your horses! now that changes everything. :P
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 3:53pm.
....just read that his name is spelled "SENISTER"...yeah like that makes a fucking difference....
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....just read that his name is spelled "SENISTER"...yeah like that makes a fucking difference....
I can't stop laughing at this entire thing - crushing caramel squares, the white hair coming at this guy, the wife giving him the final kick of disgrace. I'm crying from laughter. But glad no one got hurt.
Aside from the man, who has a case of child abuse against his parents for naming him Sinister
sinister is one of the trashiest names i have EVER heard...maybe i'll have to name my child faces of death or something like that...fucking disgusting...GOOO GRANDPA (does half hearted cheerleading kick)
What is wrong with people???
Sinister?? really?? wtf?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Awww. How sweet that he did it because he was worried about his wife, and not trying to be a hero.
Do you think the would-be robber was trying to get enough money for a nose job? That was one big and ugly honker.
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I like the bitch that kicked dude while he was on the floor. LOL
Grandpa's are taking over!!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
What's up with the lady who gives the half-hearted kick while "Sinister" (did I HEAR that right???) is on the ground?
Sinister was what I was going to name my kid. But now, I'm reconsidering it. I don't want my kid to rob no bank! - Ghetto style.
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i think rush limbaugh must be behind this one.
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Damn Boyeeeee! You got took down by a pepaw.
Good!
I'm glad to see that seniors are putting all that anger to good use.
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Damn Pepaw took him down.
Ha! I hope they show this clip while he's in prison.
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That pepaw was flying! Stupid bank robber, hahahaha!
He was protecting his wife! Awwww! That is chivalry, folks.
Grandpa ninja. I'll bet Sinisters cell mates are laughing at his ass right now!
Bravo!!! I think this should be Hot Slut of the Month. Bravo grandpa!
He's a role model to pepaws, everywhere!! Whoop robbers, not kiddies!!
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Go, Pepaw! Damn!
Gotta love the memaw gettin' that single kick in - LOL!
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I listened to the audio twice and thought his name was Senator which in and of itself is hilarious.
got to love old people.. they don't fuck around.
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kick his ass!
that is fucking AWESOME.
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Old people are no joke; he probably figured "no way in hell am I going out like this" and just went for it. Love the co-sign kick at the end :)
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