Sunday, September 20th 2009
Open Emmys Post: Hosted By Doogie Howser And A Glass Of Andre
It's Emmy Awards time which is my cue to make a giant pitcher of Andre, Red Bull and Strawberry Hill! I'm going to need that shit to get through 10-hours of hos in boring dresses making Kanye jokes. Seriously, you know every bitch that wins is going to say something like, "I hope Kanye doesn't mic block me." I hope he does! Actually, I hope he's Miss Emmy, so he can snatch mics, wigs, awards, Sookeh's ear-killing Southern accent and Katherine Hagel's new baby.
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I was so happy that during the Memoriam part Jacko got very lil applause and Swayze got the most. That was the best part of the night.
That was the most gawd awful thing I have ever had to watch.................Finally after 40 minutes, the channel was turned! Boring as hell and Doogie was NOT funny at all.
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Yeah!!!!! The creepy guy from lost won!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it it me in real life he seems just as creepy to me.
He married a step(s) above in the looks department.
he needs more makeup!
I would just really like to know what Tina Fey has done on SNL in terms of characters?
Of course, Sarah Palin, but she looked EXACTLY like her, and sounded pretty much like her, as well.
She was amazing at that, I admit. But, let's face it, she had alot to start with.
I have been watching SNL for 25 years and can name at least 5 characters that my favorites have played.
Yes, Lorne, fuckboy, she was the FEMALE head writer, but how do I know how much of her writing ended up on the screen?
She's not a comedic actress, she's a one-trick pony.
And an ugly old lady, at that. Tina? The glasses...ummm....a little bit of vanity.
She probably sees 20-20.
I love Doogie Howser, but is that show How I Met Your Mother even still on?
If not, it's because Doog was portraying a womanizer when he is so completely, obviously a total, mincing poofster.
The casting director was definitely asleep at the wheel on that choice. Or had his pants around his ankles.
Who the hell knows.
I SOOO want to fuck Jon Stewart, which is weird, because Jewish guys usually make me want to vomit.
(To be fair, Jon Stewart would vomit at the though of banging me.)
Tina Fey is an ugly, pear-shaped, bitchy, overrated troll.
There, I said it.
30 Rock WAS funny the first season, but it has been kinda so-so for last two years. The stunt star casting this past year was just ANNOYING. (Oprah and Jennifer Anniston?? YUCK!!!)
30 Rock OVER-Rated!
Robby Boy is still a fucking FOX!
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YAY JON STEWART!!! I LOVE YOU!!! AND YOUR WRITERS!!! BUT MOSTLY YOU!!! TO BE FAIR, I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BUT I BET I WOULD LOVE THEM!!! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU!!!!!
fuck and this shitfest just started for me...i better chug this glass of chardonnay and move on to the next one judging from comments....i have 2 and 1/2 hours left of this...although i just turned it on (was too busy watching real chance of love and tool academy 2)...
I have to say the Memorium part was really hard to get through especially with Sarah singing.
We lost A LOT of good people this year.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by Tamzin on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 9:49pm.
I can't believe I sat and watched this for the past 3 hours just to see Michael C. Hall lose for the fourth year in a fucking row!!!! aaaggghhhh
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Same here. Dexter is the only show I watch with any enthusiasm anymore. MCH gave good "hate face" as the nominees for Best Actor Drama were being read, so that was entertaining.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Ok honeys! see ya tomorrow..(passes out too)stupid pharmacy
Coma Caca!!
BYEEEEEE, BEECHEZ!
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
actually Chirio, my fucking facebook is acting up. I'll see you funny hookers tomorrow evening I have to work 7 to 6 tomorrow. I'm out
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Night everyone. *passes out* _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 9:55pm.
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I KNEW IT!!! Hahahaha, and I thought it was only me that was still pished. GIVE that one a shot in the arse for me , will ya?
PS,,,, effed up DANISH KEYBOARD!!!! Pure fuckery.
Nite nite MK and slutty hookahs. ♥
Good nite hookers
Chirio. you said you wanted to asked me something? I'm on FB if you want.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
No! Big Loveeeeeeeeee!! *shanks 60s fuckers* _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Should have been House!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IVFaRTJmmY
Is he 57 years old? Sure looks it!!!!
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Meh.
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Shittake happens...
Thank you Tina for dropping a shit bomb to NBC executives for dropping good dramas for Jay Leno's shitty show to save money.
Finally, someone spoke up!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn
Wilson in Juno.
The Eggo has popped from toaster eight weeks early, had my son Jayson Matthew on 8/27/2009
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 9:50pm.
Yes maam'! He is Malcolm's dad from "Malcolm in the Middle."
P.S. Thank you for delivering a drunken hwore to me from Friday night. She's still drunk, BTW. ;)
Tiny Fay is funny for only a second. She stole Julia Louis-Dreyfus personality, and mannerism. She should sue for plagarism!
family guy shoulda won!!!
Ew baldwin raped tina's neck. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can't believe I sat and watched this for the past 3 hours just to see Michael C. Hall lose for the fourth year in a fucking row!!!! aaaggghhhh
yawwwwwwwwwwwwn 30 rock most overrated show on tv!
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 9:44pm.
Brian Cranston! Breaking Bad is a great show!
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I'm living vicariously through you because certain people are hogging the TV. Brian Cranston is the Malcolm Dad, right? If so, love him. If not, then.... well,
THIS SHOW SUCKED ASS.
why the fuck did I stay up till nearly 4 am for this pile of shite?
His role in breaking bad is amazing. He deserves it!
Brian Cranston! Breaking Bad is a great show!
fuck this shit! Don Draper was robbed.
FUCK YOU!!!
Nooooo... House had to win.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Ok, the the only scandalous thing that's happened all night is Timberfake telling Lorne Michaels that doing SNL cuts into his paycheck. Fuck why did I watch this ass-kissing crap fest? Doogie blew chunks. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I can't watch this anymore...the remembrance part made me too sad. Stupid summer of death. :(
Why is that huge finger pointing at his tiny little glass of champagne? Is it tryna make some kinda point?
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 9:37pm.
Glenn Close looks great! Jesus!
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I know! Glenn Close is fabulous.
The end.
I'm off to bed, I hope John Hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wins the Emmy. night whores.
Glenn Close looks great! Jesus!
Hope she drops a thank you to Satan for selling her soul.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn
Wilson in Juno.
The Eggo has popped from toaster eight weeks early, had my son Jayson Matthew on 8/27/2009
O MY GOD! IS MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD?!?!
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Blah blah Hollywood is a fucking bubble blah blah. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Peggy was robbed!
everyone on Mad Men deserves an Emmy, everyone!