Everyone Can Go Home Now!

BEHOLD! Grab a raw chicken cutlet and worship the hardest working seat warmer in the game. International supermodel and the star of Colonel Sanders' wet dreams Phoebe Price was the epitome of elegance and grace at the Emmys tonight in a ravishing clearance section gown from Victoria's Secrets Clash of the Titans collection.

If there was a sudden gust of wind, we'd really see where the red fern grows. Seriously, that dress is really close to showing Chicken Cutlet's Morris the cat! Thinking about it is giving me heart palpitations. Throw a little Lawry's seasoned salt at me!

They don't even need to bother with going on with the rest of the show, because this is the ONLY moment any of us cared about (I'll blow weed smoke in your face if you agree with me). I mean, look at the second thumbnail. The Emmys golden angel is turning her back and is about to go home, because she knows she cannot compete with the poultry goddess that is Phoebe Price!

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Submitted by mutlee on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 3:48am.

WOW...HOW DELUSIONAL CAN ONE GET.

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Submitted by bomp on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:37pm.

Oh no, wait, I take it back. Being a bitch to homeless people and demanding shop girls get sacked = not cool. Shame on you, Phoebs.

Submitted by Yoyito on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:58pm.

LOL
Here's the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ7CRPN-CRM
she shows her undies and looks like she is on SPEED or something, so so so funny!

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Submitted by bomp on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:36pm.

She looks gorgeous. I wish she'd ditched the wrap because everything else is perfect. She also seems quite a sweet person from that clip that was on here somewhere the other day. The one with her in the sequin dress. Someone just give her a film role already.

Submitted by basilgirl on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 5:25pm.

That is future Mischa Barton.

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:29pm.

That is actually a really nice pose! I can see her framing that picture (and every other picture of herself I'm sure!!).

Submitted by putas on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:48pm.

Laughing at get serious comments. PP is an enigma.

But I wonder if she sleeps with arabs and sheiks for cash? I heard the money is good. "high priced escort' Who knows. I want to see how other celebrities- WAIT. I said 'other'... implying she is a celebrity. I see her so much on here I accepted her as such. MK 's fault. Anyway I want to see how celebrities act towards her- do they laugh?. Gice side eyes? Walk away? Look through her? We have seen no reactions so see where she sits with them. We need footage of her getting turned away somewhere. She reminds me of Will Smith's character in the movie where he is an impostor but oh so charming- what was the name. Eh.

Submitted by Aerialgreen on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:05pm.

Submitted by c-est_moi on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:53am.

1) Does she have a job? She constantly shows up at photographic opportunities at all times of the day & night, yet doesn't seem to be at a loss for money. Is she a trust fund baby or something?
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That's the biggest mystery now, PP and her family are not quite wealthy, the main income for her career mirage comes from her dad's car dealership (info confirmed by sluts here), and IN THIS ECONOMY it would had been a miracle if it didn't closed or declared bankruptcy.

So either PP is peddling her chicken bits or she is raiding her parents' retirement checks... or she actually getting paid for modeling, scary.

Submitted by LeanneMarie on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:57am.

MK.. The scorekeepers on Yahoo weren't impressed with your beloved Lady of Salmonella last night. They gave her an F- !! What's wrong with them?!

Submitted by blaaaake on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:47am.

she looks decent but its still PP! poor girl is DELUSIONAL beyond repair. what is she even doing there besides filling an empty seat??

Submitted by c-est_moi on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:23am.

I agree! Phoebe you look gorgeous! And getserious

1) Does she have a job? She constantly shows up at photographic opportunities at all times of the day & night, yet doesn't seem to be at a loss for money. Is she a trust fund baby or something?

A. No she does not have a job other than being PHOEBE PRICE full-time, and she gets her money off the lifetime JRP membership that MK bought from the Phoebe Price JRP branch.

2) Has this chick ever been laid? She's ugly, inside & out. Like a previous poster said, I doubt any dude would own up to it if it ever happened.
A. I don't know. I think she is too pure for sex.

3) How delusional is she? She has no talent, apart from apparently posing for photographers. What makes her think she's so important that she can co-opt the event?
A. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the guy who won't leave his backyard because the aliens are holding him hostage, I'd give her a 7.

Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:42am.

She looks nice here. But where's Henry and her mom? You know she couldn't put that look together without them.

Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:35am.

She really does look good. Bitches be jelly that our own little PP is outglamming them and actually looks hot for once.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Submitted by PhillipP on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:29am.

Please don't hate me but I think she looks fantastic in this photo. Maybe I am getting old.

Submitted by smart ass on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:51am.

Wonder if there are any pictures of her handlers AKA her poor abused mother, shuffling that dress around to make her look wind blown?

Submitted by Viva Mexico on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:50am.

Huh, I actually think she looks pretty good in these pics! (*runs*)

Submitted by shandi on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:49am.

WHY is she here??? MK, I think the only reason she gets invited anywhere is because YOU made her famous! Please stop and maybe she will just go away.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:51am.

Submitted by Frances Farmer on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:00am.

If you got it, flaunt it.

But, I'm not sure what she's got.

---She inherited dead daddies millions is what she got, and his freckle.

Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:48am.

Stunning. Simply stunning. Pheobes knows how to bring it. Take THAT dressed down so-called 'stars'.
The only way this could be better is if she was carrying a shield and sword.

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:59am.

Work it, gurl!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:50am.

So how many people stepped on PP's train while she was busy striking a pose?

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:44am.

That main pic is perfect. The pose, the smirk, the way her dress is draped. Truly it's genius, because I don't think she had the time to have assistants come and pose her and fix every fold of her dress.

She probably had to duck under the velvet rope, rush to pose and then skedaddle before security could get her.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:37am.

Is this chick dating a paper shredder?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:31am.

Dare I say it?

PP is on the fringe of fabulousness?

Someone shoot me!!

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Submitted by Frances Farmer on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:30am.

If you got it, flaunt it.

But, I'm not sure what she's got.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:13am.

She looks fucking hot! Take it, PP, let the hatas keep hatin'.

Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Submitted by qjersey on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:07am.

If it weren't for our editors obsession with this bitch, no one would know who she is...no one who doesnt' ready DListed...so LOTS of people don't know her, lol.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 6:18am.

shes a professional escort. lol

Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 6:08am.

We hope Phoebe is happy. She lived for this moment all year. You have to admit, she does have poise!

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Submitted by The New Improve... on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:01am.

Okay. Shoot me but I think she looks really good here.

Yes, the extra fabric that is billowing from her arms is too much...

but her hair looks great with those thingies in it.

And the shape and colour of the dress looks great on her.

Go PP.
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Submitted by get serious on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:31am.

Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:14am.

There was some buzz that she makes money as a ho ("international model"), and that in particular she has at least one wealthy supporter from Japan. *whispers, "ask M.K. He knows all, especially after the bong"*
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OK Michael, it's time for you to step out on this story. What's the deal with this chick; is she a hooker? How does she get her money; how can she afford to show up for photo ops? Does she have a real job?

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 2:13am.

Holy hell! When did Holie Jolie go red?? How will her kids know h....pffffft....nevermind.....

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 2:06am.

I actually don't think she's ugly.

I just think she's a sad, pathetic, reminder of LA's plastic surgery culture....

A woman in her late 40's who has ruined herself in an effort to look like she's in her late 20's.

I feel sorry for her.

I bet is she had allowed herself to age naturally, with maybe a few tiny tweaks, and had a little more fashion sense, she very well may have been a knockout.

Gee, I am being very nice today.

I may need to seek medical attention.

And yes, I said I was going to bed, but I cannot sleep! :)

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:41am.

At least the mystery of my missing toilet paper is solved. I'm ashamed to say that I think she's actually very pretty. I love natural redheads. It's a shame that she goes through life as a bad circus act.

Submitted by twins on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:07am.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:47am.

Why is nobody commenting??!!

I love the way that everybody has a fucking life but me!

Good night. :))

Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:44am.

Submitted by get serious on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 11:47pm.

Questions about this wierdo:

1) Does she have a job? She constantly shows up at photographic opportunities at all times of the day & night, yet doesn't seem to be at a loss for money. Is she a trust fund baby or something?

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:26am.

get serious on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 11:47pm.
Questions about this wierdo:
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Sorry friend.
Those are questions know one has the answers to.

Like Hitchhikers guide to the Universe. They went searching for the answer only to find it does not make sense. That's this lady.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:19am.

What the hell.... What the?....Just when you think this chick can't get any more deformed...She steals Sigfried & Roy's curtains to make a gown...

Submitted by get serious on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:17am.

Questions about this wierdo:

1) Does she have a job? She constantly shows up at photographic opportunities at all times of the day & night, yet doesn't seem to be at a loss for money. Is she a trust fund baby or something?

2) Has this chick ever been laid? She's ugly, inside & out. Like a previous poster said, I doubt any dude would own up to it if it ever happened.

3) How delusional is she? She has no talent, apart from apparently posing for photographers. What makes her think she's so important that she can co-opt the event?

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:12am.

Has this woman EVER been laid?

I mean, who would ever admit to it?

Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:06am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 11:01pm.
@angel_i: Ahahhahah what did Stock Broker ever do to you?
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Well, he asked me for a makeover!
And he gave me creative control:D
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He looks like Guy Pearce in "Priscilla, Queen of The Desert." I love it! And the chola brows are fierce! The pigtails add a nice little Lolita-esque touch, too.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:05am.

Anna Wintour's Head Ginge Troll must be very proud of her ahhh...very unique and charming daughter.