Monday, September 21st 2009

Kristin Chenoweth's Backstage Emmy Drama

After Kristin Chenoweth won an Emmy for her performance on the now-dead Pushing Daisies, she had a minor medical situation and the paramedics were called. Kristin's spokeswhore told Popeater that she felt a migraine coming on immediately after she won. While she was doing press interviews, Kristin started to feel worse and had trouble opening her eyes. The paramedics examined her ass and now she's doing just fine.

You know, I'm guessing that right after Kristin got backstage, her eyes got a good look at Victoria Rowell (aka Drucilla from Young and the Restless to you and me) in her Ode to Obama dress:

Seriously, I feel a migraine knocking at my forehead if I stare at it too long. THE FUCK?! It looks like she's pregnant with Obama's head! And I hope that after she was done with that dress, she immediately sent it back to Glenn Beck, because he was probably cold last night without his favorite bed sheet.

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Easy Rider's picture

She has a tongue made for porn.

Layla_theOriginal's picture

Kristin's speech made me uncomfortable. It was a lot of fake crying. The part about needing work and requesting jobs on MadMen, 24 and some other show was cute though.
I wonder if it was awkward seeing Jeff Probst there...I think they used to date. Funny they both won Emmy's.

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So one is wearing an Obama dress.
And the other one is wearing some new version of the racist ho dress.
What the hell? Where was Rachel Zoe?!

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I own the exact same shoes as Victoria Rowell is wearing, except I have a blue pair & a pink pair. They cost about $45. That "dress" she's wearing I'm guessing cost about $6.50 a yard at Hobby Lobby.

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Submitted by ladyd on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:53am.
The migraine was justice cause she robbed Kristin Wiig of her rightful emmy.
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Tee-hee! I see Vanessa Williams had her bitchface on and wouldn't do the silly glasses bit.

I saw Kristin Wiig startle when the name "Kristin" was said, and it must stuck to have the same name as the winner because you start to get up and then you are disappointed and look stupid.

I think Wiig should have won too, she's fucking hilarious on a LIVE show week after week.

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@LADY D....I was hoping for Wiig to win too, she is hilarious, and Pushing Daisies sucked. While I love Chenowith, she shouldn't have one this category.

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Maybe if she ate a sandwich every now and then she wouldn't be passing out so much! Skinny ass....

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I love her. So much talent in such a lil package.

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That dress is fucking too much. Trying too hard.
We don;t need to plaster his head on our clothes or anyone's head for that matter.

And Chenoweth is grating. She is brilliant on the stage and should stay there- more tolerable in that element. Not so much on tv.

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She has Meniere's Disease, an inner ear condition that can cause loss of balance, vertigo, migraines, and eyesight issues.

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

I used to love Kristen Chenoweth, but now she just looks like a little cokewhore that i'd see in the bathroom at a club somewhere..

lady shark's picture

no makeup and a bedsheet for a dress at a major industry event ...if that's not the definition of hot mess I don't know what is

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victoria's dress is hideous, but i swear she doesn't age...
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Cut a whole where Obama's is, bang the chick and you could always say you got some head by Obama! Something really kinky there!

drcocks's picture

I wonder if this was really an almost overdose. I am usually a big fan of Kristin but she seemed really out of it last night. To put it mildly, she appeared to be fucked up like hogans goat. All the fake crying was truly uncomfortable to watch.

MissJaneTexas's picture

that dress is stupid. really stupid.

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The migraine was justice cause she robbed Kristin Wiig of her rightful emmy.

The Real Mimi's picture

Ugh, she probably got an adrenaline headache. I get those, and it just takes over your head and eyes.

Damn! That Victoria "girl" is 50??? Even in that ridiculous dress she looks better and younger than LiLo!

EmmaG.Frost's picture

How much is that fabric by the yard? $2.99, you know she's gonna say some crazy shit about why she wore it...her and Alien RIRI should not go out clothes shopping.
Emma Grace Frost

M.E.'s picture

I could not believe how tiny this chick was when she accepted her award.

I don't really know who she is, but she was cute.

Irene's picture

Nevermind the fact that dress is fugly as hell. But no one should ever be that devoted to a freakin politician. Politicians are all about themselves and their power, period. And theyre our public servants. Does she walk around with pictures of her employee's on her clothes? Doubt it.

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Oh God yes. Those children are just ridiculous. "Toddlers and Tiaras" makes me violent.

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louise- Or worse- pagent kids!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:56am.

She annoys me in the same way Kelly Ripa does. They both act like they think they're too cute for words. Grow up!
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Yes. They are like taller precocious, annoying theater children.

christine chenowith's voice gives me a migraine and the other bitch looks like an asshole.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:02am.

that's some secret Muslim code written around the edges of the Barry dress.

LOL ;P

ahaaaaaaaa

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She annoys me in the same way Kelly Ripa does. They both act like they think they're too cute for words. Grow up!

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Kristen has a bit of a five-head, but she's a hot little number. I'd set her on my lap and spin her like a draddle.

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That dress is ASS.

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Who the hell are these people and why don't I care? That Barry dress has scarred me for life.

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I don't mind Kristin, she's tiny and cute and stuff, but GOOD LORD her acceptance speech was annoying as shit. I seriously wanted to slap her. At first I thought it was a joke, like she was pretending to be all emotional, but then she never stopped. It's not cute, especially when you sound like you've inhaled a bunch of helium.

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All I know is Kristin can blow. & to me that's all that matters. Glad she's doing OK.

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My Name is Earl got canceled? Kinda sad but no surprise, the premise doomed the show from the start.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

Is that the best she could do? I think I could make a better Obama dress. It needs more Bedazzling. Kristen Chenowhatever gets on my nerves. She's like a squirrel on speed. But what a powerhouse voice out of that little munchkin.

louise_brooks's picture

OMG That is horrible. I can't even think of anything snarky to say. Just...no.

anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

I miss Pushing Daisies! they cancel all the decent shows.

RIP My Name is Earl

the Obama dress/flock whatever is hideous! And why is she so orange? Do blacks fake tan too? LOL

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:01am.

Rant time, Kanye style:

WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE DATING SITE SPAM THIS MORNING?!

Report spammers! Bitches are pissing me off this AM. Usually I ignore it, but it's getting on my last frayed nerve today.

DITTO.

There was a doco on Aussie telly recently "My Boyfriend the Sex Tourist". Showed some madam in the basement of a sex bar in Thailand, on a puter, managing a website for the bar girls to meet western men, to marry. And I thought - those fucking SPAMMERS!

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Pregnant with Obamas head ROFL!! hahaha classic. so what happened last night? woke up with a booboo on my right thumb lol.

Coma Caca!!

omar's picture

I'm just glad that Toni Collette won an Emmy. She deserves more recognition.

shandi's picture

Quite possibly the stupidest fucking dress I have ever seen.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula
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Submitted by Plecostomus

The Obama dress isn't "late" or "past its sell-by date", it's the kind of print you can find in some countries of Africa, where they make clothing out of famous people, mostly politicians.

a few examples:
http://textilemuseum.ca/apps/index.cfm?page=exhibition.detail&exhId=25&l...

greenfinch's picture

that dress looks like a table cloth

Why do I picture a breathy rendition of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" in Victoria's near future?

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LOL at snowy's secret muslim shit!
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Hekki's picture

Kristin annoys me. I know I'm supposed to like her but I just can't.

Victoria is 50? Wow. She is adorable (aside from the dress). Black really DON'T crack.

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The chick in the Obama dress forgot her matching helmet.
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snowpiece's picture

that's some secret Muslim code written around the edges of the Barry dress.

LOL ;P

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