Monday, September 21st 2009
Yes, They Really Are That Spectacular
Christina Hendricks' fiance wakes up to her magnificent chichis every single morning, but they still manage to knock the wind out of him every time he sees them. MAN DOWN! You can't put any blame on him, because looking at Christina's mounds of wonder really is a spiritual experience. Really, I see the face of Jesus, God, Buddha, Allah and the Brangie twin messiahs whenever I look at them.
I'm gayer than the Disney Channel and I would give up my left ass lip (it's kind of limp anyway) to spend the rest of my days motorboating on Christina's Lake Chichis.
Here's more pictures of Christina's holy tittay balls at the Emmys last night. I also threw in some pictures of the rest of the Mad Men cast, because they won Best Dramz.
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End of story indeed, Antiheroe. Gotta love it when women go at each other's throats over who's hot based on whatever the hell they read in Cosmo last week. Men are not reading Cosmo, and don't give a s***.
Christina - dayyyyumn. That woman could have shown up to the Emmys wearing a sack full of dog crap and still would have looked unbelievable. Whole package, minus Waldo the fiancé.
Angry, self-absorbed ladies who are so convinced you know what's hot: stfu and eat a damn hamburger.
Wow... There sure is a lot of envy among women.
Christina is extremely sexy and most men would like to bone her. End of story.
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Why should I be humble, if I know that I am THE BEST IN THE WORLD?
Sparkle586:
Texas? Isn't everything "bigger" in Texas? Congrats Aretha u got yourself a white boy. I can c why u want to brag about that! And by Hollywood standards Christina is fat. So is Kate Winslet. And Christina's boobs are real but her red hair isn't. She was born blonde and has been dying her hair red since age 10. Think I read that here on Dlisted, my source for all things Christina. Doesn't matter if anyone calls her fat or not. Girrl is kill!
I'll settle this. It's a busy week for me, but I will volunteer to determine if Christina is indeed fat, if her knockers are real, and if she's a natural redhead. You all can thank me after I report back.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:10am.
She has a gorgeous figure but makes herself into a joke by arching her back so hard. I know she is young and thinks it makes her boobs look bigger but it just makes her look like she's trying too hard.
what do you expect her to do? those things are HUGE! she probably has back problems and if she didn't arch herself, gravity would take her down to hunching over. give her a break, ladies! lots of haters here but what'd this chick ever do to deserve such sharp tongues? see, this is why women could NEVER rule the world any better than men can. instead of wars, there would be side-eyes and other forms of nastiness.
I can't believe it...are some of you actually calling HER fat???
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Christina Hendricks has a great rack, a beautiful face and she's a natural redhead. She is hot under the standards of any culture... Hell, even MK who is a full-fledged loca admits he would like to suck on those titties.
Let's face it...Everybody loves big tits!!!
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Stoney on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 5:00pm.
Sure!
*scratches furiously*
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OOOOHHH YEA. Thanks.
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Sure!
*scratches furiously*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:46pm.
Should have known the whales would be offended by my comments, lol.
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Stoney could you scratch my blowhole for me, I can't reach it and it keeps itching.
I'm not saying she's fat, but I've seen smaller moons orbiting Jupiter.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Its ridiculous to argue over it. Everyone is beautiful to someone. I am very much the hourglass, not unlike Christina. I enjoy my body and so have the men I've been with. But of course there are men who like very thin women. At the risk of seeming catty, which obviously doesn't matter here, in my experience, women who obsess over being stick thin lack facial beauty or personality.
Should have known the whales would be offended by my comments, lol.
I never once said she looked bad.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I think Christina Hendricks has the best female body in TV and movies. It's very Marilyn Monroe-like, which we don't see much of anymore. Anyone who thinks she's fat can go masturbate to Goopy Fishstick pictures.
Submitted by lez-babe on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:36pm.
Sparkle586 and Sensimina you both express yourselves like you're from "the hood." If that's the case you're assertions are moot because your race would be an issue with a lot of men. It doesn't matter how big your breasts are or if your titties hit the floor. I'm not hating, that's just the way it is. And I'm speaking as one who gets hated on myself.
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Bwahahahaha!! Sweetie, you and your stereotypes are precious. I'll make sure I tell my white European (Italian - Milano) husband how my body only appeals to men of MY race. Hahahaha!! He'll love that. Damn, I didnt know Sugarland, Texas is now considered "the hood". I really have to keep up with these rapidly evolving demographics . . . I have clearly been in Europe too long . . . .
Sparkle586 and Sensimina you both express yourselves like you're from "the hood." If that's the case you're assertions are moot because your race would be an issue with a lot of men. It doesn't matter how big your breasts are or if your titties hit the floor. I'm not hating, that's just the way it is. And I'm speaking as one who gets hated on myself.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:15pm.
sparkle586, while I am glad you are confident in your body, my man would NOT "be all up in that shit". He likes long and lean women. It's all personal preference honey. Don't act like every woman's man would leave them for you.
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Oh I dont think every woman's man would leave them for ME but I think they would for HER. I'm a little too short for all that -- I would need some length on the legs to get to that point (and I'm not nearly as pretty as this girl -- but I'm just saying to all of those who are talking about her saggy titties -- I'm sure she does JUST fine -- saggy titties and all. I doubt thats getting her much rejection (at least not in my experience).
sparkle586, while I am glad you are confident in your body, my man would NOT "be all up in that shit". He likes long and lean women. It's all personal preference honey. Don't act like every woman's man would leave them for you.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:06pm.
Yes, I think it's fairly easy to pick out the miserable cunts. Fuck I'll cut up a bitch for looking like a plastic ho but I'm not going to sit around all day and call someone with a single digit size a fucking whale, or call some hot chick ugly in the hopes that hey, maybe guys will really start thinking that! My boobs are naturally just as big as this chick's are and I fucking dare bitches to call them floppy udders or whatever to my face. It would never happen.
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Submitted by lez-babe on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:12pm.
sparkle586:
Sooooooooo you admit you're a ho? Thanks for sharing.
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sparkle586:
Sooooooooo you admit you're a ho? Thanks for sharing.
Some people are so sensitive! By Hollywood's standards, she IS fat! By Playboy's standards she's probably puuuuuurrrrrrrffect! I think it's great that she's full figured, curvy, fat. I wouldn't do her cuz her breasts are just too damn big for me but she's a beautiful woman!
Oh and take it from a bitch who speaks from experience -- I am short, a size 10 with a big ass and size 34DDD titties -- ALL of your men would be all over that shit. I have had more dick than you can shake a stick at and having big floppy titties ain't NEVER been a hindrance (in fact - in the words of one of girls, my titties have an international following). My husband would fucking divorce me and have my visa revoked if I ever so much as cut an inch out of these big floppy titties. I owe half my jewelry collection to these big bitches.
Sensimina,
There are some miserable cunts on this site. Just full of pure hatred & envy. And it's not fuckin CUTE.
Look at the comments below. Not one man made a negative comment about Christina's body.
Some of you chicks are nasty, bitter bitches. You couldn't compliment an attractive woman to save your lives. You're misogynists & it's really SICK.
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I'm all up in her 'how you durrin'?
I say, if you got them, flaunt them!
That applies to chi-chis, titty balls, nalgas, and everything in between.
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Funny that Michael K would go straight for her, cuz I think I'd go gay for her. She's worthy of a girl-crush, simply gorgeous.
Miss Thang
Yeah, some posters here are straight up scary in how much they love to rip apart other hos. When you can ALWAYS find something ugly on the prettiest people it just comes down to jealousy.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
who in the hell did this happen?! she is waaaaaaaay hotter than he is.my mind is boggled.
There is nothing even remotely fat about that woman other than her fat ass titties -- and yes, thats what real titties are -- FAT. But thats what makes them rare and spectacular these days on otherwise normal-sized women who do not starve their bodies into submission and then replace their natural fat with silicone.
Damn, ya'll are some big titty hatin' hos.
I'm sure 90% of men would LOVE to snuggle up in them thangs.
Work it, Christina.
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fucking gorgeous. All the ana girls who starve themselves fail to see that the majority of men would much rather be with someone like her than a bag of bones
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I don't know who she is, but she makes the other women around her look ordinary.
Daaaayum...Christina is just wonderful.In a 1970's throwback kinda' way.Hubby can't handle that.Let a brotha' like me break it off proper.
I cant believe some of these comments, she's fat? She's got rolls? She looks like a beautiful woman to me. Maybe Im missing something.
Submitted by nono on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:07pm.
Yeah, there are some on this site who bitch about every woman ever posted about. There's snarkiness and disdain for vapid celebs and then there's just bitterness and body dysmorphia.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Ah, MADMEN MADMEN MADMEN!! This show makes me quiver with joy! Either that or I've been sitting on the washing machine during spin cycle again!
I love Christina and her Magnificent Chichis. I'm not even gay and I can't take my eyes off them. No wonder MK wants to snuggle in there for all eternity.
I think Joan will get a job in the TV department working with Harry Crane, right after her rapey doctor husband shoots himself in the head for not getting the surgery resident job.
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Submitted by MagnificentChichis on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:41pm.
Do not be making rude utterances about these magnificent chichis that look so very much like mine,
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uh yeah, we'll need some pictures. Conveniently, you seem to lack an avatar!
Do not be making rude utterances about these magnificent chichis that look so very much like mine, which reflect the cherub face of Salma Hayek's baby Valentina when you gaze at the right angle.
Her fiance is gross.
She is awesome as Joan. Loved the lawnmower incident last night, great black humor
Damn, there's such a thing as funbags that are too big. We're not even close yet.
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Wow, people are harsh. Either you are too skinny, too plump, chest is too flat, or too big and saggy, etc. I think she looks great, so what if they sag? So what if she arches her back, if you have 2-20lb sacks on your chest you would arch too or else become a hunchback. For what she is, a full-figured voluptuous woman, she looks great. She probably doesn't look perfect naked, but there are a lot of skinny folk who don't either. I am not defending her because I am fat or plump, I am actually pretty petite and athletic and my boobs are prob like 1/18 her size, haha!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:30am.
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Honey, you made me feel SOOOO much better. I am knocked up now and feeling like fatty bloated monster times (and I ain't even out of the first trimester yet.. just feel like a slug) so THANKS. She looks perfect here and it's depressing then you remember oh! They have some stylists and spanks too for help.:) Your comments here are funny.
She's lovely and the dress and color are perfect for her. But why doesn't she ever show her teeth when she smiles.. ever? It seems fake. A few actresses do this too. But she's very pretty and not fat but curvy. Sigh. I had perky bubbies but never pillows like MK is describing here, ha. I say Christina, enjoy those girls as LOOONG as you can. B/c once you get pregnant and breastfeed all you have are the photos. Sigh.
I appreciate how C. H. never crosses one leg in front of the other posing in these pics like every actress out there. Even the lollipop head skinny ones do it- what, in a bid to look even skinnier on camera? Idiots! It's like a fat fuck tying a sweater around their waist. You aren't fooling anyone you just look ridiculous.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:10am.
She has a gorgeous figure but makes herself into a joke by arching her back so hard. I know she is young and thinks it makes her boobs look bigger but it just makes her look like she's trying too hard.
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It might not be just about her boobies. Heavier women in the public eye tend to make more of an effort to stand up straight and it tends to look like more of an effort.
but LOL!at this awesome picture! Very nice.
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I like Christina better as Joan. Something about her modern hair style/makeup/clothes combined with her retro attitude/poses does not mesh. She looks way prettier on the show for some reason.
I hope January Jones is nice, cuz she's real purdy and it'd be a shame if she was some bitchy ice princess. That dress looked mint green / ice blue on tv last night. It also looked better when she moved around - it's looking like a paper snowflake in these pics.
I like the color of Elizabeth Moss' dress, and I think she looks super pretty, but I wish there was less volume in the gown and that it didn't end up so wrinkled by the time she got on the catwalk.
Jon Hamm is a fucking god.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:37am.
So she's got a really full figure and her fiance is really, really scrawny. I wonder how that makes her feel. I think most women feel that the man should be bigger than them and although I'm not saying she's a cow, she's not stick thin and slim hipped. I'm really curious how it makes her feel and how he feels about it too.
Well, they're fucking each other so I'd gather that they don't give a shit, right?
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:10am.
She has a gorgeous figure but makes herself into a joke by arching her back so hard. I know she is young and thinks it makes her boobs look bigger but it just makes her look like she's trying too hard.
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She doesn't need to try at all. Those things are huge. Probably uncomfortably so.
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Submitted by Stoney: "Actually, I think women in the 60's maintained their figures WAY better than women do these days."
I think you're right. MIL was saying that when she was pregnant, the doctors were very strict about how much weight you could gain - around 25 pounds. (Of course they also let you smoke and drink).
And all through history, women have been wearing corsets and using lead powder on their faces and binding their feet and other horrible things to maintain some stupid standard of beauty.
Women these days are pretty darn free to look however they choose.