Crazy On The Pot
We've all walked into a public bathroom stall while a bitch was on the toilet trying to push one out. It's part of life. My best/worst "walking on a ho on the pot" moment happened at a rest stop bathroom outside of Bakersfield, CA. I walked into the bathroom and immediately saw a bearded pepaw drifter sitting on the toilet completely NEKKID! His clothes were laying on the floor in front of him. There was no door on the stall, so the old dude's wrinkly ass cheek was the unofficial bathroom greeter. When I realized I wasn't having some kind of bad shit flashback, the pepaw looked at me like "And what?!" Now that I think about it, It was probably the most glamorous experience of my LIFE!
One bitch you do not want to walk in on while they are on the porcelain throne is Courtney Love, because she will go at you!
Page Six reports that a pharmacist named Sebastian Karnaby was trying to leave a party at the Standard Hotel in NYC when he opened the wrong door and found Court sitting there with her skirt around her ankles. The most shocking thing about this is that Court was actually going pissy times and not snorting "her medicine."
Dr. Sebastian said, "She stormed out screaming, 'I am going to get you thrown out!' She jumped on me, went crazy and dragged me over to security by the arm and claimed that I'd attacked her. They were trying to calm her down, but she was out of control. She was like a possessed woman. I absolutely did not attack her -- I was trying to get away. Thankfully, she'd remembered to pull up her skirt. I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet. It wasn't a pretty sight. I just wanted to get out of there."
While Courtney was attacking Dr. Sebastian with her pissy hands, her security told him to get out of there fast.
Court's spokesbitch refused to comment.
This whole thing could've been avoided if Dr. Sebastian simply told Court, "Don't hit me, I'm a pharmacist!" In a quick second, Dr. Sebastian would've gone from piss blocker to Courtney's best friend in life.
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"I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet."
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Courtney is always a dignified lady....
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The 1990s are over Courtney. Move along.
Which totally reminds me of that comedian Louie Anderson imitating his mother accusing him of smoking weed.
"I can tell! You're on the pot!"
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
That's not Plum Geldof?!
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I had hopes for Courtney back when she walked the red carpet for her role in The People vs. Larry Flynt. It seemed like she was poised to take things to the next level. Too bad that level was down instead of up.
Shame.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:26pm.
You know what creeps me out?
Those toilets that have an optic thing in them that makes them flush as soon as you stand up.
Or those really weird ones in some airports that have the built-in sliding seat protectors.
I also hate the motion activated faucets.
You get a handful of soap and go to rinse, but the fucking faucet won't turn on.
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Those taps are becoming the norm in Europe. Good for water conservation, shitty for getting anything actually clean.
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Remember when Court was married to Falling James? Yeah, neither does she. She does what she wants. Rude. Everyone has either walked in on someone or been walked in on, haven't they. Move on, laugh if possible, get over yourself.
Glad the doc blabbed.
Let's make a rude party guest list: Kanye, Courtney, Lindsay, who else?
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:21pm.
Holy shit I didnt even know who the hell that was...Im sad for her daughter :(
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I used to be, but I'm not anymore.
She was a total bitch to me, so I was like....whatever.
She's got the horrendous attitude of her mother with all the intelligence of her father and the crazy of both. It's a fatal cocktail.
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Nice schnozz there, Snortney. The collapsed bridge is a sure-fire sign of cheap blow. Or just invest in a better grinder, Snort - you must be blowing bloody rocks into your hankie every morning.
Thanks for the info Dirk & Freshface - It is hard to believe that someone as completely out of it as Courtney could get her shit together long enough to kill someone, but anything is possible....very disturbing.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Sluttsville
Master Blaster, are you aware that bathroom doors and stalls now have locks?
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I am certainly well-aware of this as evidenced by the fact that I have not had a single blowjob at a club interrupted.
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Holy shit I didnt even know who the hell that was...Im sad for her daughter :(
oh no! poor dr sebastian. he just wanted to take a leak.
but why was she in the men's room?
Jeepster:
Please refer to Nick Broomfield's documentary "Kurt and Courney." Even Court's dad thinks she had him offed!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_&_Courtney
Crazy, how people can go down...
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I thought that was Anna Farris. Not a good look.
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Submitted by Jeepster on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:26pm.
Hey D-Listers -
Gimme the lowdown on why everyone blames Courtney for Kurt's death...seriously...I do want to know about this. Did she drive him to suicide, or what?
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
OMG! there is a total courtney killed kurt cult. that is a tongue twista. anyway,she hired a private detective that even believed that somethin was fishy with her.he has the tapes of their convos on the net. very innneresting.
OMG I remember my worst 'walk in on a bitch on the toilet" moment. I was so little - maybe 7 or 8 and in this greasy spoon (the cool kind with the booths and the little music player in each booth!) with my mom and, for some reason, she sent me to the bathroom by myself. I was already scared of it - it was in this dank basement with rickety wooden stairs and pipes exposed, old and dirty....
I made my way down the stair trembling already got to the bathroom and swung open the first stall door. There sat Jabba the Hut. No fucking lie. This great mass of older woman with a huge mole on her upper lip and another huge mole above her brow and an angry mean expression on her ugliest mug o the century! I ran! Screaming! And refused to ever go to the bathroom in public again, in fact.
I imagine I would have felt much the same way if I ran into Courtney Love.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:26pm.
You know what creeps me out?
Those toilets that have an optic thing in them that makes them flush as soon as you stand up.
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I KNOW!!! I always give those things a test beforehand because I don't want to leave the scene of the crime and find that the evidence won't flush away.
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Bottom-feeder.
Hike dresses up to pee, pull skirts down.
You know what creeps me out?
Those toilets that have an optic thing in them that makes them flush as soon as you stand up.
Or those really weird ones in some airports that have the built-in sliding seat protectors.
I also hate the motion activated faucets.
You get a handful of soap and go to rinse, but the fucking faucet won't turn on.
Hey D-Listers -
Gimme the lowdown on why everyone blames Courtney for Kurt's death...seriously...I do want to know about this. Did she drive him to suicide, or what?
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
FYI - the little hole is called a "Fly".
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula
A woman hiking her skirt up to piss is as natural as a man pulling his dick out through the hole in his undies to take a wee.
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Pulling your dick through that little hole is not natural. I don't even know why they bother putting that there as most men just pull up over the waistband and take a leak. Maybe guys who wear boxers use the little hole thing.
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Master Blaster, are you aware that bathroom doors and stalls now have locks?
Submitted by Ms. Caligula
A woman hiking her skirt up to piss is as natural as a man pulling his dick out through the hole in his undies to take a wee.
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Pulling your dick through that little hole is not natural. I don't even know why they bother putting that there as most men just pull up over the waistband and take a leak. Maybe guys who wear boxers use the little hole thing.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:09pm.
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I don't think guys dig their dicks out of that little hole in their undies to pee, I think they just go over the elastic on top.
And I would never drop my skirt to pee, that's weird. But then again, this is Courtney being discussed.
This pic gives me early 70s Goldie Hawn vibes.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:09pm.
As a woman, I find it odd that she pulled down her skirt instead of hiking it up. That's just a very weird way to do it. It's pretty much standard restroom protocol to hike your skirt up when you take a piss, have a quickie, etc. A woman hiking her skirt up to piss is as natural as a man pulling his dick out through the hole in his undies to take a wee. That's just how we do it.
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She hasn't figured out how to operate the lock on the bathroom stall or door so it doesn't surprise me that she hasn't figured out the skirt protocol.
*jumping on the I hate Blohan bandwagon* One would think with all the shit she's been through she'd have hit rock bottom by now. I seriously think the she'll never learn.
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As a woman, I find it odd that she pulled down her skirt instead of hiking it up. That's just a very weird way to do it. It's pretty much standard restroom protocol to hike your skirt up when you take a piss, have a quickie, etc. A woman hiking her skirt up to piss is as natural as a man pulling his dick out through the hole in his undies to take a wee. That's just how we do it.
And she looks so pretty & fresh-faced in this pic. I don't know why anyone would want to harass this poor, delicate flower.
Normal women don't drop their skirts to their ankles to pee, but crackheads might.
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Courtney Love's twitter says this shit is FALSE.
Does anyone know when this photo was taken?
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God she is a fucktard. Nice duck lips too.
She constantly has the "I smell shit" face. I'll just assume it's the facial reaction to the constant drip from the meth.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:54am.
How is this OG Wino still fucking alive?????
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All of her drug use over the years are working as a preservation formula now.
M.E., check out her bloody nose here:
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Sluttsville on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:50am.
Courtney, when you enter a bathroom and shut the door, turn around and look for either a button on the middle of the knob or a latch, or press the door knob and you should hear a clicking noise. In the past 5-6 years, +-100 years, bathrooms come equipped with locks....yes, I know it's hard to believe.
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I am begining to hate Blohan more than Shitney.
I didn't even think that was possible.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:49am.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! The Duke strikes again!
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Bottom-feeder.
Why do I get the feeling that she never washes her hands? Or other body parts.
Courtney, when you enter a bathroom and shut the door, turn around and look for either a button on the middle of the knob or a latch, or press the door knob and you should hear a clicking noise. In the past 5-6 years, +-100 years, bathrooms come equipped with locks....yes, I know it's hard to believe.
That pharmacist should try to sue her ass for exposing him to toxic material.
Bitch went all batshit crazy cuz dude's interruption made her lose count of the kernels of corn in her poo.
Stoney, GOD!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with celebrities and thinking they are above the law?
Oh, that's right, the cops don't do anything.
Blohan needs to hit a tree, hard! She constantly fails to wear a seatbelt, so, we know it will be fatal.
I love how it was HER security who told the doc to high-tail it out of there! That bitch's security must just roll their eyes all the time at her crazy ass antics.