Monday, September 21st 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze. (CDAN)

This makes me pucker. Nothing is hotter than a dude who smells like a bar. My guess is Jason Stackhouse from True Blood?

A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.C lister - I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister - What you need to do is go to London next week for their show. I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me the best blowjob ever. (CDAN)

Oh, how I wish the A-lister was Chris Martin. I'll guess Gavin Rossdale or Skeletor (YACK!) for the A-lister. And as for the C-lister, I have no clue so I'll go with Dwight Yoakam!

This popular actor was not with his wife at the Emmy Awards last night. They had a big fight over wardrobe earlier in the evening. He though it would be really funny to wear something other than tuxedo, but she didn’t want to look like a fool sitting next to him. He relented and dressed properly for the event, but there was such tension between them that he wound up going alone. The fights are definitely coming more frequently for this couple. We can only imagine how many more there would be if she knew about his private lunches with one of his co-stars. (Blind Gossip)

David Boreanaz wasn't with his wife last night....whatever that means.

Friends are worried because they think THIS star signed up for “Dancing with the Stars” HOPING to be injured! Twinkle toes has long had a penchant for drugs of all kind, and especially painkillers. Rigorous rehearsals often cause amateur dancers to have injuries and back problems that can last for who-knows how long. This dancer may be eagerly anticipating the powerful pills and shots generally prescribed for recovery. Friends predict such an injury will lead directly to another stint in rehab. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)

That is kind of a genius plan for pill poppers. Paula Abdul will be joining DWTS in 3...2..1... My guess is Ashley Hamilton?

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#1 prob the Australian dude who plays Jason Stackhouse, except I read somewhere that the reason he was sitting by himself was to distance himself from linds lohan since he preferred not to get her stank of desperation all over him.

blaaaake's picture

#4 sounds like that fat, ugly, waste of life Kelly Osborne. she talks so much shit about everyone else but yet she looks the way she does. get a life, bitch.

freshfacestripper's picture

I have always loved Dwight and I'm one sexy ass bitch. I have ass for days!! I don't know why but, i have wanted to make that man sing to me.. It's my dirty whitetrash genes.

Baby Jane Hudson's picture

1. One of those little foreign douches on Gossip Girl?? I don't know. They all look a like and I really don't care about any of them.

2. No clue

3. Tom Hanks?? I saw him in the audience and didn't immediately see his omnipresent wife. She is ALWAYS ready for her glittery close up!

4. Aaron Carter though it could be one of the many who I've NEVER heard of this season.

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I'll guess Gavin Rossdale or Skeletor (YACK!) for the A-lister.
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AHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAH @ YACK! MK, that was my biggest laugh of the day so far!

I can't imagine Ske-Lo getting head from anyone, much less a male model. No,no,no,no,no,no,no!!!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 2:42pm.
Shit, if David Boreanaz's wife is gonna cough his ass up, I'd be happy to catch him.

can I share with you? Or do I have to wait my turn too? lol Just don't wear him out too much if I have to wait. ;)

Dwight Yoakam is not C-List! Definitely A-List (although not the A-list in this story). Way to masculine.

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#1 is Simon Baker because he was in a movie with a Black actress once and the actress hinted that he wasn't the best smelling actor she has had to kiss and snuggle with. Besides, if you look carefully during "The Mentalist" the other actors seem to not like being close to him. He is definitely C+ list and he is Aussie and he is friends with Nicki Kidman.

Don't know #2 because it's too confusing and I don't have the brains to think about it.

#3 is NOT David Boreanaz. His wife preferred to stay at home nursing Bardot and David went right back home after the Emmys were over. Don't know who it is though.

#4 is obviously Aaron Carter because Kelly is now clean, sober and skinny. She's a good girl now!!

1. Simon Baker

I think it might be him because I remember a blurb about him early in his career where he mentioned that he never used deodorant, claiming that as long as one drank enough water they didn't smell.

He also fits all the other criteria: He's an Aussie, "The Mentalist" is a hit show-I guess, and Simon Baker could definitely be considered C+ list without much argument.

No Donny Osmond guesses for #4!!!? LOL! I'm going to guess ... DeLay.

JJ_pryor's picture

Stay strong Aaron, Stay Clean.
B.I. #1 needs to stay clean also, in an entirely different way.

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BorgQueen's picture

1. I dont care.
2. Gavin Rossdale & Skeletor. (Skeletor used to frequent an old hustler bar in the NYC called Stella's)
3. Marky Mark
4. Macy Gray but now am thinking also Aaron Carter
because of what Apple1 says:
"Aaron Carter has a well known problem with drugs of all kinds. I think he was kept off the last round of DWTS becuase he couldn't pass the drug test. You know he is looking for a legit reason for some hillbilly heroin."

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Excuse me, Wicked Z, but Hugh Laurie DOES NOT STINK. He's also not a C-list actor.

On to better guesses: Gavin Rossdale has talent, so I'm voting for Skeletor on the down-low blowjob. I don't think the Emmy guy is David Boreantz: his wife just had a babeh. And the DWTS screams Aaron Carter's name.

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Mittmah's picture

Last one has to be Aaron Carter.

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zomay's picture

Good Lordy the blinds have been slim pickings lately. (Not your choices MK, I meant the lack of anything interesting being written by blind writers)

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I'm afraid that #4 is Kelly Osbourne.

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i think #1 is jax from Sons of Anarchy, he is hotter than hot but looks DIRTY... he is English

Miami's picture

The first one is Grenier. The last one, Kelly Osbourne.

WickedZombie's picture

I think #1 is Hugh Laurie. I bet he reeks half the time.

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Isn't Kelly Osbourne on DWT Has beens this season?

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Aaron Carter has a well known problem with drugs of all kinds. I think he was kept off the last round of DWTS becuase he couldn't pass the drug test.

You know he is looking for a legit reason for some hillbilly heroin.

What sunroz said -- Boreanaz's wife just had a baby, so she probably still is tired and doesn't look her best and may not be comfy being away from a new bebe for so long.

1. can't be Unicorn Hair because while he is stinky and foreign-born, he is not C-list. During his HP days, sure, but not now.

I call Aaron Carter for 4.

drella66's picture

Ryan Kwanten is a good guess for #1, I saw a picture of him arriving at the Emmy's yesterday and he looked so sweaty and dirty like he had been partying for days...

Vanitas's picture

haha! That's what I was thinking too

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:03pm.

A-lister to C-lister: That's because you're C-list

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Ryan Kwanten probably smells like Drakkar. No.. no.. that's horrible.

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Tristram's picture

A-lister to C-lister: That's because you're C-list.

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KG's picture

Macy Gray for the last one. I dunno.

missmurder's picture

#4 definitely kelly osbourne
I don't think #1 is rpattz, hes no't c-list, at least not at the moment.

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kokoskitten's picture

the DWTS one could be ANY of them/all of them...

Stoney's picture

Oh wait, nevermind on the Alec Baldwin, ROTFLMAO.

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Stoney's picture

Or Rob Lowe?

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Stoney's picture

#3 Alec Baldwin?

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3)I don't think it is David Boreanaz. He and his wife just had a baby a few weeks ago, so that is probably why she wasn't there.

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1. Ryan Kwanten
2. Rob Thomas
3. David Boreanez
4. Aaron Carter

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Dion flowerboy's picture

I hope the DWTS druggie is Tom Delay. I hope he ODs into oblivion. Sniveling Nazi punk.

JKors #4 is obviously Kelley Osbourne

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

#4 Kelly Osbourne
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Shit, if David Boreanaz's wife is gonna cough his ass up, I'd be happy to catch him.

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DeeDee's picture

I think #2 is Kevin Kline. He wasn't sitting next to Phoebe Cates last night.

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#1) I hope it isn't Ryan Kwanten. I want him to smell of butterscotch and Nautica.
http://www.mediablvd.com/magazine/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.Downloa...
#2) Tim McGraw talking to Bucky Covington
#3) Eh, who cares?
#4) Aaron Carter

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Tristram's picture

The CDAN guy writes terribly. It's usually verbose and not clear.

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#1 Rpatz stank strikes again