The Hoff Blames It On His Ear
Once again, The Hoff is shitting on claims that he was taken to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning. The Hoff tells TMZ that it's all just a misunderstanding and he didn't even have one drop of the sweet nectar at all yesterday.
Yesterday, The Hoff's daughter reportedly called her mother because she was afraid that her father swallowed an entire bar and got the drunk ills. An ambulance was called and The Hoff went off to the hospital. That's his ex-wife's story.
According to The Hoff, he wasn't drunk at all, but he was sick due to mixing Antabuse, a drug he takes for his booze problems, and Antivert, a drug he was taking for an ear infection. Mixing the two made him extremely dizzy and he wasn't able to get a hold of his doctor, so the paramedics were called. Once they arrived. they shuffled him off to the hospital, sorted him out and then released him an hour later. That's The Hoff's story.
Okay, you know The Hoff got the ear infection, because he was trying to get drunk by pouring whiskey in his ear (try a vodka tampon next time, Hoff).
That being said, let's just believe The Hoff and say that his 17-year-old daughter must have been the drunk one and got everything wrong. Sarcasm.
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I grew up with an alcoholic father too so I think that poor 17 year old girl can easily tell when the Hoff's been boozing. me thinks he took his Antabuse like a good boy, but then thought he would be a slick dick and booze it up. if you drink while on Antabuse, you get really sick and that alone could be cause for paramedics. from Wiki: "Some 5–10 minutes after alcohol intake, the patient may experience the effects of a severe hangover for a period of 30 minutes up to several hours. Symptoms include flushing of the skin, accelerated heart rate, shortness of breath, nausea, vomiting, throbbing headache, visual disturbance, mental confusion, postural fainting, and circulatory collapse."
fuk that drunk hoffy. i hates liars. hava notha drank,david.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:52pm.
I guess when like 20% of the day's posts have been about David Hasselhoff's alcoholism, it's just disappointing.
Some days are just slow news days on dlisted...but I have "The Best of Mime" by Marcel Marceau on CD...best with volume all the way up.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:37pm.
LOL
Or ice fishing in the Antarctica.
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I'd settle for something quiet and far away...like she could teach ESL in Japan or some shit. That would be funny. All her students would come out talking like Paris Hilton cuz I'm sure she thinks that's "proper" English.
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 5:57pm.
Are we sure he said "ear" and not "beer"?
This definitely sounds like a beer infection to me. That's why you should always wipe the top of the can before drinking. If you're drinking three or four beers, it's fine, but if you're drinking 20 or 30 beers, the effect of the beer can bacteria is multiplied and can cause dizziness, almost mimicking the effects of extreme drunkenness.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:12pm.
@Tigerlilly:
I've always said it - I'd think you'd find drinking is LiLo's number one favourite hobby. Ok, maybe next to blow...but I do think that's second
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@Tigerlilly:
I've always said it - I'd think you'd find drinking is LiLo's number one favourite hobby. Ok, maybe next to blow...but I do think that's second.
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Submitted by Zonko on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:44pm.
Zonko's TV Reality Show pitch o' the day:
"DRINKING WITH THE STARS"
the crying, the confessions, the burping, the barfing ....
it all spells SMASH HIT SHOW.
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His story checks, actually. It's not just some ear infection, it's a major virus.
PROBABLY Meniere's Disease (that's what antivert is prescribed for):
Attacks of vertigo can be severe, incapacitating, and unpredictable. Attacks of vertigo last no longer than 24 hours.[7] This combines with an increase in volume of tinnitus and temporary, albeit significant, hearing loss. Hearing may improve after an attack, but often becomes progressively worse. Nausea, vomiting, and sweating sometimes accompany vertigo.
Some sufferers experience what are informally known as "drop attacks" — a sudden, severe attack of dizziness or vertigo that causes the sufferer, if not seated, to fall. Patients may also experience the feeling of being pushed or pulled (Pulsion). Some patients may find it impossible to get up for some time, until the attack passes or medication takes effect.
Plus the side effects of both of those drugs include drowsiness, fatigue and blurred vision.
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Zonko's TV Reality Show pitch o' the day:
"DRINKING WITH THE STARS"
the crying, the confessions, the burping, the barfing ....
it all spells SMASH HIT SHOW.
I've decided I'm gonna get loaded up on booze...er, my ear/toofachies "meds", go into work tommorow two hours late and sloppy drunk...er, I mean, "dizzy" from a reaction to "medication", tell my boss to blow it out his fat fucking frog lickin' asshole....Then claim the whole thing wuz cuz of my ear/toofs owies....
I think he'll overlook it...even give me time off, a raise...Yeah, I'm pretty sure...Ok, wish me luck *glug, glug, glug...snnnnnooooorrrrt*...Ahhhhh, God I love my job...
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His neck looks really, really bad.
Oh Hoff, say it ain't so bubba. Of course you will get dizzy from taking Antivert and Antabuse,and washing it down with 5 gallons of Fleischmann's. Doesn't his daughter know by now to just give the Hoff a cheeseburger and he will be fine? I heard that the Hoff's liver can not be killed by conventional weapons. You go Knight Rider.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 5:30pm.
I want to hear KITTs statement. I'll believe the car.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:36pm.
Wow, the list of lame ass celebrity excuses for inexcusable fuckery rolls on, no?
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Wow, the list of lame ass celebrity excuses for inexcusable fuckery rolls on, no? When I've shamed my tiger ass with inexcusable 'hood rat stuff' fuckery, I'm forced to face a little somethin' called CONSEQUENCES...Yeah, no 'tooth ache', 'ear ache', 'the black kid did it', 'researching a role', 'you know who I am right', 'not my pants' ass nuggetry gets ME out of it...Must be nice to be a celebrity....
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 5:57pm.
Are we sure he said "ear" and not "beer"?
I figgered he slurred when he said "rear."
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Are we sure he said "ear" and not "beer"?
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Has anyone seen his new show? I only caught the first 10 minutes but he seems like a pretty good dad, a little wierd (that's understandable) but he seems to have a nice little family unit. I think I'll hold out judgement for now.
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I want to hear KITTs statement. I'll believe the car.
hey breakdown, i just gave you a shoutout in the open thread. i am here, but am dying. actually i'm sooooo sick. thats why i'm still up. i went to london and came back in shambles.
on-stage nudity? i thought i left that when i moved out of bangkok?!
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Are you in Berlin, slut?
If so, you better be at my show tomorrow night.
I promise, onstage nudity!
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alright, you guys made me do this. i'm in germany and no one listens to the hoff. one time it was brought up to my german friend and she was like who? anyway, i think that was in the 80s. we are in our early 30s so maybe only the old westies know of him
Jesus christ can't the man get his drink on without the dumb twat daughter tattle telling on his ass.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I hope he learned a very valuable lesson here: Never go out drinking with Mischa Barton's wisdom teeth!
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maybe, but he was 'too dizzy' to let his daughter know that he needed help? is he sure he doesn't mean 'to drunk'? poor girl.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:47pm.
LOL. I haven't ran across any by Hoff. They probably ship them to Germany where people are willing to pay more for them, lol. Our Dollar Tree did have a bunch of Paris Hilton cds forever because no one was willing to even pay a buck for one. I thought about buying one as a gag gift, but couldn't think of anyone I wanted to be that cruel to.
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Let's see:
Antabuse for the alcohol, Antivert for the ear infection, at least 30 years of taking Antitalent... sure, I can see it happening.
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
Yeah Yeah Right. Own your drunkenness, Hoff. It's not like anyone really gives a crap anyway.
Someone who has been on Baywatch, Night Rider, and makes sparkly German music videos is not capable of misleading us. Therefore the wife and daughter are liars.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:18pm.
Don't worry, Detective Hekki will sort this out.
What happened was, the Hoff took his Antabuse (aha!) and then could not resist trying a drinky-poo (cheers!). Which made him violently ill (blergh!). Which prompted the call by his daughter ("me again!"). Which led to the ambulance ride (wheee!)
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Ha ha ha ha!!!! You're definitely more on the case than Detective LaToolya Jackson!
I guess when like 20% of the day's posts have been about David Hasselhoff's alcoholism, it's just disappointing.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Not to defend him, but if this daughter continues to have problems living with him, then why is she?
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Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:48pm.
Holy shit, this site needs way more posts per day. The post numbers have gone down sooo much since I first started reading Dlisted.
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Quality over quantity! Also FUCK Perez, he is too fat to think about.
Typical alcoholic, they will come up with any excuse/alibi.
Holy shit, this site needs way more posts per day. The post numbers have gone down sooo much since I first started reading Dlisted. I know I prefer quality over quantity, but when Pigez posts more than you do...well. I dunno what's been going on around here, but I don't like it.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
loozer,
Do you have any CDs by the Hoff? They can't cost more than a dollar, right?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Albatross, I like to buy cheap CDs at dollar stores and such. Anyway, I bought a Sam Moore CD (Sam and Dave -Soul Man)that his him performing duets. It has Clapton, Sting etc. He does Blame It on The Rain with Fantasia and it is pretty good.
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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:21pm.
Great. Now I've got that shitty song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot!
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i guess the last thing he needs is newspapers and his exwife stressing him out about it
poor man
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Maybe he should go the van gogh route...
Dude's a puke. Only fooling himself...