Tommy & Katie Sweat It Out Together
Yes, this is my second TomKat post of the day. If you see a third, check me into the crazy house for barley water addiction and alien obsession. It'll be for my own good. SO....
Here's Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie jogging all over Boston today. This is probably the first time in the history of their agreement that they have worked up a sweat together. Usually, girl sweat gives Tommy the ewwws, but Katie perspires robot oil so it's all good.
You know Tommy has an industrial strength butt plug (in the shape of L. Ron Hubbard's head) up his Scientolohole to keep his extra-long ass flaps from clappity clapping and disturbing the peace.
And they didn't bring Suri along, because they know that she would've ran her ass off to the nearest bus station.
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Tammy has also Naired her legs!
Tammy must have spotted something in the crowd so hot that it has casued her ovaries to ovulate, because we see that her nipples are hard!
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Damn. Katie really needs to invest in a sports bra (did she learn nothing from the faux marathon photos???). And she should get one for Tommy Girl while she's there.....
What's next, they'll hold hands and fakely gaze adoringly at each other while they run?
And it's hilarious that when they run on a slanted hill, Tommygirl makes sure he's on the higher part!
Matching everything. What's next, synchronous swimming? But then again, I went for a run with my hubby once. He is a 7.5 foot tall macho man who wore a very short fluorescent green pair of shorts (with slits!) that day. I laughed for six miles and feared for his virtue when we crossed the "gay woods". Maybe Tommy's choice is more sensible in the end.
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Submitted by sybil on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:00pm.
I live in Boston & you would think Jesus H. Christ was in town with all the Tommy sightings! They are taking a helicopter to the U2 concert tonight. Tommy would love to convert Bono to Scientology
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ewww...those two are so disgusting...a fucking helicopter ? i wonder what some celebs would do if people stopped taking pictures of them (even bad/mediocre ones)...tomkat would self combust...
IF any of my friends decided they need to dress like their significant others.. I will disown them.
Then again, my friends aren't brainwashed aliens. Most of them.
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I live in Boston & you would think Jesus H. Christ was in town with all the Tommy sightings! They are taking a helicopter to the U2 concert tonight. Tommy would love to convert Bono to Scientology!
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the guy running behind Tommy Girl in the last picture sure has a big package. I am sure after that picture was taken Tommy Girl put on the brakes and coyly bent over.
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They forgot their sports bras.
Love Gawkers post, mix of International Male meets old Sears. Tom had a lot of input with the new uniforms. He was inspired by Lil Eddie's clothing versatility and suggested the cape!
Gawker ran a great story on Scientology's crazy 'new official wardrobe' replete with capes and shit. Lots of navy and very stewardess meets Eyes Wide Shut. This must be their workout wear.
Submitted by Vporterhouse on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 6:27pm.
Tommy Girl's nips need some Petals.
Or a sports bra.
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
Shut the Smurf-Do we know if they are staying at the Mandarin or Taj? I want to leave a copy of Rosemary's Baby at the front desk.
If they raced, would Tom let her win? Hope he is applying some of that anal lube to his man boob teats, they bleed sometimes when running. But Katie is an old pro at running esp in Boston, she knows all the shortcuts. And it's good to see her ruinning, for so many reasons. Imagine having Mother Cruise chasing you from behind with a turkey baster super soaker with L. Ron's "Special Sauce."
Is Tom wearing Espadrilles?
Tommy Girl's nips need some Petals.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 6:01pm.
Boston doesn't deserve this scourge.
I agree, my City is too beautifull for this.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Boston doesn't deserve this scourge.
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Wow. It's amazing Tommy's moobs didn't bounce up and knock him the fuck out. One can always hope though.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 3:56pm.
Damn. Their titties match on the downswing.
LMAO!
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Ewww, I don't want to see either one of their nipples!
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
I am really proud of him for jogging in his lifts.
What are they doing anyways? What do they do?
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
It's cute that they have matching titties
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
Why is this fucker in my beloved City?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
everybody says tom's crazy (me included) but to think about it, katie's nuts too. if she wasn't she wouldn't be with tom.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
These 2 are so strange. they always dress alike. Must be Katie's idea since she's still in high school.
Kool-aid Katie has some saggy chichis. These two are so predictable. They'll lay low for a few weeks then all the sudden the public is flooded with a ton of pics of Saggy Katie, Tommy Girl and Suribot.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:27pm
LOL yes invisible force field.i wonder if you sneeze on him if he spontaneously combust, like those aliens he portrays.
Submitted by gia
I cant believe some people can run without an iPod or something...I would lose my mind.
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Sometimes you don't have a choice. I have a trail race on Sunday and iPods aren't permitted. If they see you with one you'll be disqualified.
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The pavement sidewalk looks more interesting to look at then these weirdos.
Coma Caca!!
Wait, how come Katie is not carrying Suri, Suri's sippy cup, Suri's blankie or Suri's lip stick while on this run? Come on, she is slipping up on prime photo ops.
Cant they just use a multi million dollar gym & spare us all? I cant believe some people can run without an iPod or something...I would lose my mind.
Hadn't heard from them in a while.
And even now it is too soon!
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Submitted by i am a sloth on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:21pm.
would it kill her to cover those nips? geezus.
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Submitted by xerquina
I still haven't been able to spot these two yet. Tommy must have his invincible force field on.
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You meant 'invisible force field', right? As I'm pretty sure that he can be killed. Stake, direct sunlight or naked lady. The weapon of choice is yours.
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Matchy-matchy couples = doomed cuz trying too hard.
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
would it kill her to cover those nips? geezus.
It can't be a coincidence that she looks absolutely miserable in every picture. And that's so sad. What a change from the time they were "dating" to now.
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As for Tom, if he wasn't so fucking crazy and icky, I'd almost say he looks decent here. He's lost his tummy roll - good for him.
But he's still crazy and I would NEVER EVER (not for a gagillion dollars) hit it. Not that he'd have me anyway, as I possess no peen.
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Katie must seriously hate herself. There is no other explanation for that outfit.
I know it's a workout outfit and yadda yadda, but clearly they planned on being papped and GAWD, they make a lot of cute running clothes nowadays - there is no excuse for her wearing my dad's sweat pants, hideous tennis shoes from the 80s, a stretched out, non-fitted tank top, and a REGULAR BRA!!! She should at LEAST have the decency to reign in those saggy tittays with a good sports bra.
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