Thursday, September 24th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Ross Mathews (30)
Paul and Morgan Hamm (27)
Casey Johnson (30)
Stephanie McMahon (33)
Nia Vardalos (47)
Kevin Sorbo (51)
Pedro Almodovar (60)
Gordon Clapp (61)

Posted by: Michael K


MagnificentChichis's picture

I love you, Pedro Almodovar!

rileysdad's picture

DeeDee...ROFL, on the positive side they are VERY bendy :)

NitWitty, a minion of whom? I could be for the right price i suppose :D

I come in peace, they go in pieces.

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Happy Birthday to my Mum! She's 86 today.

NitWitty's picture

@Rileysdad! Hehehe, love your siggy. Don't suppose you're a minion?
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DeeDee's picture

Submitted by rileysdad on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:07pm.

Hahaha! That's ok. I have a couple of socks to stuff in their mouths. Problem solved.

rileysdad's picture

HB Ross!!! Keep doin whatcha do how ya do it.

LOL DeeDee, the Hamms are the only 2 guys alive with higher God Given voices than Ross.

I come in peace, they go in pieces.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

just want to take a moment out to say that one of the greatest people ever was also born today... happy birthday, Dad

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Who is this?!

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moomarse's picture

you can see that guys tonsils.... ew.

pretty boring day........................HB to all you peeps............

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Total Randomness's picture

Love Ross! He was the best only good part of The Tonight Show with Jay Lame-o!

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EvilShoe's picture

Happy Birthday Kevin Sorbo.

I used to work for his wife's sister who is an attorney here in Florida. He's awesome, well-grounded, friendly and hot.

GovJerryBrown's picture

Pedro Almodovar trumps everyone. And really, hardly a "nobody." Come on now.

chowgirl69's picture

Wow, Happy Birthday to a bunch of nobodies (YAWN).

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Ross. Hope you are back on Days soon.
I guess I will talk in my 'Ross voice' today instead of my 'James Earl Jones voice'.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Boring, uninspired list. I'd hit Kevin Sorbo, tho.

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Plecostomus's picture

HB Kevin Sorbo, Pedro Almodovar, Nia Vardalos and...why are they trying to rape that poor man?

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DeeDee's picture

Mmmmm, the Hamm brothers. I wouldn't mind being the middle of that Hamm sammie.

Mornin' MK ♥

suckandfuck's picture

TEH BIG 3-0! YOU OVER THE HILL GURL!!!

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Wasn't Kevin Sorbo in those old Hercules TV shows?
Not the movie with what's-his-face.
(can't remember his name but he was also in some time-travel made for TV flick early 80s)
And not the ancient Hercules cartoon from whn I was a kid "Newton! That's me that's me!"

cattitude's picture

I must live under a rock. I don't know who any of the birthday sluts are today. :(

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Aw I love Ross Mathews. Happy B-day sexy! :)

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Submitted by Spoiled on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:06am.

shit.

I'm wrong this early in the morning?

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Spoiled's picture

Yawn, Happy Birthday, going back to bed...
Tits, I understand the confusion. Gordon Clapp was Detective Medavoy on NYPD Blue. Gordon Jump (Mr. Carlson) died about 6 years ago...

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HB to Pedro Almodovar, one of my fav film makers evah! A tall glass of gazpacho drinky clink to you!

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TITS's picture

"As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

happy birthday you funny fuck.

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MJF's picture

HB Ross! Love him! What's he doing these days?

Also, HB to My Big Fat Greek Nia!

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