Hot Slut Of The Day!
Brynne Groden - The 25-year-old fiancee of Australian multi-millionaire Dr. Geoffrey Edelsten. Brynne, a former fitness instructor from California, showed up to the Brownlow Medal awards in Australia looking like the most perfect diamond that was ever created by the GOD. Seriously, wars have started over an elegant beauty like this!
Brynne made hearts stop and colons crumble in an ensemble that could have only been made by the finest fashion designer in the world (aka a stripper store in Reno, NV).
Brynne is not only an exquisite beauty with fine tastes, but she's also a gold digger to the highest degree. YES! Brynne will marry 66-year-old Geoffrey next month in Australia. Jason Alexander and Fran Drescher are going to MC the event and Fleetwood Mac is going to play, so you know this is going to be the affair of the millennium!
(For Rachel)
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Tabitha, I think you are confusing your immaturity with class. It is so immature and childish to suggest that because some of us have class and recognise a disgusting peice of trash like the gold-digging vile slut Brynne, we are 'jealous'. Most of us have to much self-respect, dignity and class to be jealous of a piece of trash. Birds of a feather flock together, so you go and support your gold-digging WHORE's wedding and stick another knife in our gender's ethics. And while you're there watching that slut marry great grandpa in Anna Nicole smith's legacy, tell her to invest in a gym membership, or learn what a diet is. She is fucking fat!
Jealous cunts. She IS 25 and she is a beauty. This is a TERRIBLE picture of her. I have been friends with her since we were children and I am going to her wedding in November.
Get over it and grow up.
I have no problems using the word CUNT. I use it frequently and in all parts of speech.
The reason I didn't (in my previous post) was because I thought the moderator of this board would have removed my message.
I'll go change it, just for you.
Submitted by tabitha on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:12pm.
Jealous cun+s. She IS 25 and she is a beauty.
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As gross as this is, I have to give her props. She must have nerves of steel and a cast-iron stomach to let this pepaw put his hands all over her. I couldn't get with someone old enough to be my dad or grandpa (shudder)just for money. When a guy I wasn't interested in tried to touch me, I cringed; I don't think money would have made a difference. So I admire girls who can put mind over matter, so to speak.
Don't use the word CUNT if you don't have the balls to spell it out, numbnuts.
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Bottom-feeder.
The dress was a shocker, but the photo of her was a really bad photo. She's actually not that bad, she's better in this photo.
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Submitted by minusfour on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 3:15am.
That's the clever thing about con-men...
Just because they have debts doesn't mean they don't have money. They are not like you and me.
They simply refuse to pay their bills and debts pile up. They keep the money in other names and company entities and continue to live the high-life.
They are also geniuses at getting other people to pay for just about everything. He probably put that dress on the Vegas hotel tab and gave them a credit card that he never paid off, or did a runner before paying the hotel bill, or some dodgy thing like that.
These guys are slime.
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There probably isn't much gold to dig for-the Aussie papers had list of his debts today, and they are considerable. The ole Doc owned a footy club, and had a pretty blonde wife until he was caught on a telephone tap trying to arrange the bashing of an annoying patient by a known hit man in Sydney. The doc was sent to prison, and hasn't been able to re register as a doctor since, due to the "of good character" requirement. He went bankrupt back in the 90s. (The hitman went missing, presumed murdered, not related to the doc) She has stange tastes, not only in clothes!
At least she not digging for gold with a teaspoon.
25 WTFWTFTWFTFWTFTWFWT come on. Seriously WTF. maybe 45.
Look at that old fuck, so proud to be the one and only man in the world that she loves. (Guffaw)
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
I think it is great to see 2 people in love. All these silly comments about age...does it really matter.
Oh, this bitch HAD to be American. My Aussie friends will never let me live this down. AND she's from Cali, like me. Ugh.
http://erinmargrethe.tumblr.com/post/194513251/well-today-is-a-red-lette...
No Dave Matthews Band on the roof of a NYC hotel?
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The beauty and the beast. The beauty is wearing the tux.
25!?? Bwahahahahah!!!
Get it girl!
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There is no way that bitch is 25. I'm 24 and look 10-15 years younger than her. If she is, I feel REAL sorry for her. She could pass as my mom.
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That bitch looks 45
Bitch please, 25?
I kinda wish I was going to that wedding though, sounds like a fucking gala.
if she's 25, i can pass for 10
Brownlow awards? LOL, now that is too easy, I won't go there. What a crusy old cake he his.
Old pervs are so nasty...He isnt stupid, so he must know she is only with him for the money, but he still doesnt care. Why not just hire escorts & stay single, at least then you get a variety...
25?!!!! Has she been drinking from the same fountain of youth as Real Housewive Kim?
rode hard and put away wet look....and it ain't attractive.
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25 compounded by each implant should make her about...
Not 25!
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I just clapped eyes on the pic and thought that looks like Geoffrey Edelsten. WTF it is him!
I so miss his medical clinics. C'mon, who doesn't want their doctors office to look like the playboy mansion?? Who doesn't want to get ill on a pink grand piano? Who wouldn't prefer to lay on a mink rug when you're having your haemorrhoids ligated.
BTW, he bought his first child bride a pink helicopter.
25? She looks more like 65. Gold digging really ages a person.
There is no way in hell that I am a year away from her age. Well if you excuse me, I'm going to fill my bathtub full of SPF 50 moisturizers.
First: MK darling you need a fact checker. That stunning beauty is the ripe young age of 28 according to the papers here.
Now my comment: Aw shit I know you oh so well. I was gonna email you this amazing beauty tonight but well I made nachos and then went into a slumber so it's good to know you can find this shit out anyway.
Also the dress was made by someone in Vegas who normally caters to drag queens. Can you tell?????
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I think this is funny because not only is homegirl older than 25, but her sugar daddy looks WAAAAAAY older than the reported "66 years old". Geezer looks every minute of 77 years and not a day younger! I love his obvious hair dye job too, real classy couple!
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Sorry, sluts, 2X post.
However upon further inspection of the above photo, Cher called and she wants her costume from any of her 90's videos back.
25??????????????????????????????
Multiplied by what?
TWENTY-FIVE?!!! Bwhaaa ha ha ha ha!!! Oh, Bitch please!
I hope this stupid, obviously BLIND jackass has a prenup the size of the Encyclopedia Britannica, because this trick screams goldiest of gold-diggers.
Look at the smug look on the old fucks face!! LMAO. Perverted old men and their shriveled pee-pees have got to be some of the most pathetic things on this planet. Wonder if they realize how ridiculous they appear?
Wonder how much this bitch is paying her PR hack to say she is 25! no way is it even close!
25 in dog years perhaps!
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She looks like his mother.
This guy is a piece of work: lost his MD license 20 years ago. Did a year in jail for threatening a trial witness. His medical offices were open around the clock and had chandeliers, grand pianos, and mink-covered examination benches. First wife, with whom he's still spatting, was a 19-yr-old model.
Brynne Groden is grody.
That tranny is 25 going on 45 fo' sure! If any of the old geezers peers respect him for sporting this arm candy I'd be amazed. Proof positive that male menopause and senility are a gold diggers best friend!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 8:32am.
Word to the wise Brynne, sometimes those old guys like to grab your boobs while you're watching TV. When he's groaning in your ear just think CHA CHING! really loud in your head and everything will be better again.
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A-herm. And HOW did we know this, freebird?
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Bottom-feeder.
All I see here is Britney in 10 years.
A used-up, worn out 35 year old.
ok if she is 25 , i am 19 years old and a virgin totally believable right , right?????? Ok nevermind don't answer ; )
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
That dress kind of looks like the ensemble our tavern hostess was wearing the other evening for "Talk Like a Pirate Nite" Arrrgh!