Like Father, Like Daughter
Suri is jealous that her daddy gets to sashay around the house in sparkly kitten heels, so he got her a pair of her very own which she wore while shopping in Boston with that weepy robot woman who really needs ten Calgon baths and an alien exorcism.
Personally, I think you can never ever been too young to start wearing heels. If you pop out a baby girl, put the booties away and pop some exquisite lucite heels on her feet. All babies should learn how to work a pair of lucite heels like Shauna Sand before they even start to crawl. There's my parenting tip for the day!
Later in the day, Suri met up with her daddy (see the last thumbnail) and asked him why he had white stuff on his mouth and why he was wearing that silly costume (SPOILER ALERT: he was role-playing earlier).
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Someone tell Katie and Suri to get themselves a 1982 Camaro and head for Mexico. Run girl!
Wow, Katie looks like she's dead inside in that 1 pic.
Katie looks more and more like a 12 year old boy and why does she think she's one of those women who don't need a stitch of makeup?
She's a little Posh in the making. Play shoes, lots of little girls have them, no big deal.
I worry about Katie, she looks soooo damn unhappy! In thumbnail #6, she looks like she is pondering if she has time to get away before the Scientology goons following her grab her and Suri.
Tell you what, Katie, take yourself to the American Embassy and explain that you have been kidnapped by a foreign government and ask for asylum.
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
They both look like street urchins!
Suri's a cutie but poor Kate looks like a Holocaust inmate
FFS I feel sorry for Katie the first time ever. And Suri. Thumbnail 7 is just too sad for words.What IS this dumbfuck closet gay doing to his family? Katie looks so fucked up she can't even manage the xenu smile anymore. She'll soon be dumped, with a golden handshake. Say bye to your daughter, Katie. Sadness.
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PutSome-She is breaking them in for "daddy." You know how new shoes are.
Damn Katie looks old. And why in the fuck are they allowing her to wear heels?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Suri has surpassed Katie's OT level and taunts her about it! Kids, how they grow, one day on barley water and all of a sudden drinking the Kool Aid.
Remember when Katie would giggle and gush "Amazing" in public? Now, behind closed doors she rocks fetal mumbling "Grams Ryan's Tuna Helper."
There should be a happy family photo op with Tom sportin fall Uggs with lifts and Suri piloting a Swan Boat coming.
I just feel bad for the kid, she's got a twat for a mother and a freak for a dad...I see her coked out at 17 ..god help...oh wait...Xenu help her...
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Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:41am.
Hmmm, I know I'm in the minority here, but can you reeeeally say a kid is obnoxious by looking at some paparazzi photos? Her parents dress her stupidly and we can all agree that those two are annoying, all sorts of ridiculous & probably indulgent...but I need anecdotal evidence - sidewalk meltdowns, flipping off the paps, etc.
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Yeah. I don't see it either. Her parents dress her like she's a glass doll, but I don't think Suri looks particularly snotty and obnoxious yet.
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Two rag bags.
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Geez!!!!!!!! what is Suri doing to Katie she looks like a zombie.
Cute skit but kids looks like a BRAT!!!!!!!
Is this a good idea? I'm no parent, but don't kids tend to trip/fall a lot wearing tennis shoes much less heels?
All they do is drag this poor kid around shopping. Nice cankles on Kate btw.
Katie cankles...never really noticed before.
Those shoes are ridiculous for a little girl
okay, i still think suri looks cute but she also looks like a spoiled little brat...and i've also heard that $cientology children get to do whatever they want (part of how they're raised) so it's probably true that she's a terror.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 10:08am.
Bandaids/backpacks--who pays attention to the details? And I had a "procedure" while on vacay.
Suri is one fugly kid. Kool-Aid Katie looks like she's had a lobotomy.
Katie is being mind-controlled. Torture causes you to age very quickly.
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I think Katie just looks tired & worn out without make up. Her pants are dreadful, what is wrong with just a good pair of jeans? And that scarf looks stupid...Wrong colors & pattern.
Suri's heels are broken?
maybe daddy's used it too much
I know, it's like Alien Week on dlisted. Between Kate and Suri, Riri, and Posh it's getting out of hand. And I feel really betrayed because I actually went to other gossip sites and there are some juicy things out there. Are we being punished? Oh and I definitely DON'T need an update on the Hoff's drinking binges. Please.
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Why are you posting about these twats so much, MK? Katie is like lumpy oatmeal with legs. Ugh, I think I am going to actually do some work.
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Hmmm, I know I'm in the minority here, but can you reeeeally say a kid is obnoxious by looking at some paparazzi photos? Her parents dress her stupidly and we can all agree that those two are annoying, all sorts of ridiculous & probably indulgent...but I need anecdotal evidence - sidewalk meltdowns, flipping off the paps, etc.
He's sucking the life out of her. Look at her face. Awful!
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Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:29am.
Suri must be doing something to Katie, cause homegirl looks like she is on her last leg. Katie needs a nap. Fuck that! Katie needs a coma.
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that made me rotfl cos i was wondering what in the hell is suri doing to her mother too. it must be the two of them- suri and tom. poor katie!
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Suri must be doing something to Katie, cause homegirl looks like she is on her last leg. Katie needs a nap. Fuck that! Katie needs a coma.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:24am.
No Words on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:20am.
I agree that Suri is looking more and more like Papa Harnett.
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Papa H indeed. Hi No Words. We always agreed on that.
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Hi, zo! I wish MK would do a side-by-side of JH and Suri...I think that would convince a few more.
No Words on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:20am.
I agree that Suri is looking more and more like Papa Harnett.
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Papa H indeed. Hi No Words. We always agreed on that.
Does Tommie control Katie by remote control? She looks like she's on major heroin!
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I agree that Suri is looking more and more like Papa Harnett.
She used to be cute in a strange, otherworldly way, but now she just looks like the Demon Seed...a monstrous hellion.
Suri is looking more like Josh H everyday. They can't hide it.
Yes I agree too! Suri has the super creepy
trashy brat look down pat. That's all she needs is a little dried snot under the nose and Kool Aid stains around her mouth and she will be perfect! And why do these hos never
wash their hair and always look a mess Dang!
Looking at these picture of that little brat and I just HAD to comment. It's pretty funny that everyone else here is saying the exact same thing. She's really, really awful, isn't she?!
i think suri's an obnoxious spoiled precocious brat because she has Fembot and Tommy Girl for parents. kid never had a fucking chance in hell.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 10:27am.
I totally agree. She's not cute at all and gives the appearance of being a total spoiled brat.
I'm sorry but heels are all sorts of wrong looking on a child. Stick them on the Fembot who's being guided by that poor little badly dressed and heeled child.
I still maintain that Suri will peel off Tom's face with an X-Acto knife , wear it, then run to Katie squealing "Mommy, mommy, look what I got!" before she hits puberty.
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Submitted by My Baby is a Tramp on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 10:36am.
Suri does have a creepy vibe, like Damien at the end of The Omen.
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ITA with this one. I think she looks obnoxious sometimes too but I blame that on the paparazzi. Everyone gets a kind of obnoxious look in pap shots...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 10:36am.
I predict Suri Cruise will marry Blanket Jackson.
Do you think their first toast will be with Barley Water or Jesus Juice?
I predict Suri Cruise will marry Blanket Jackson.
Suri does have a creepy vibe, like Damien at the end of The Omen. She knows Katie is expendable, bet her daddy has told her so.