The Real Bitch Is Back
The new Melrose Place is lacking....well....EVERYTHING. What that shit needs is a genuine bitch in a power suit to stroll in there and slap some excitement into it. Well, first they need someone to slap Asshole Simpson, because bitch is always asleep at the acting wheel. Asshole's elbows play a more pivotal role in that show than she does. Those who watch this crap know what I'm talking about.
Anyway, back to the bitch at hand. UsWeekly says that Amanda Woodward will return to Melrose Place to beat ass and take names! Amanda will make her first appearance on the November 17th episode. Amanda needs to take a page out of Kimberly's crazybook and blow that BITCH up again, because they need to start over again.
The show's executive producers issued this statement: "Heather's involvement in the show is something we've been working on for some time as we couldn't imagine creating and producing this show without the iconic character's inclusion."
Now that the light of Melrose Place has returned, maybe that show won't be so damn dark anymore. Like, literally dark. I know most of the new hos on that show are dim bulbs, but that shit is ridiculous! Seriously, turn a light on. Watching that mess makes me feel like I have cataracts.
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Hope Heather Locker’s return can save the show….this show has been great so far, and last night’s episode was the best yet. I couldn’t believe it when I read on Perez Hilton that the ratings are taking a big dive which is so stupid because this show is just getting better…so come on people stop being so LAME!
I was so glad they had Taryn Manning guest star last night – love her! She even pulled a gun on Jonah as they played the Boomkat song “Run Boy” – it was so great. There’s some videos of Taryn and company doing dance rehearsals for the Melrose Place episode floating around on YouTube ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Im5HQAO5yM ). Makes me so envious of her dancing…*sigh. Bring Taryn back for more episodes and let’s make Heather a full-time, permanent cast member again!
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I watched some of the first episode and was only interested when the original cast members were on. Asshole is a horrid mess and the rest are just dull as dishwater.
umm, ok. didn't she like fake her death in the original? or are we supposed to forget that just like Sydney being plowed down by a car but only in a coma? I loved the original show but this new case is ass.
The show is BOMBING like the Enola Gay over Hiroshima, so bring in one of the hags from the original show! Yeah, that's a plan!
Bitch, please. The original show was crap. Fun, soap opera crap, but crap nonetheless.
Yeah, whoever allowed Ashlee to audition for this show needs to be hung. Seriously. There's not talent there. She looks like a giant creepo. And the whole spoiler of her being Sydney's "daughter" was a shitty ass story idea. Fuck this show.
Meh, at least that one guy is hot. The dark haired guy. The one that used to be on All My Children.
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Ashlee Simpson is horrible in this show.... kill her off already....
Is she that desperate for work?
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Amanda Woodward put the old Melrose Place on the map because each week we were shocked by her ebilness, not sure if possible the second time since we know what kind of cuntiness to expect. Love that pic, reminds me of how good she was on the original show.
how desperate is she for a job that she had to sign on to this show?
She seems like a nice person and I certainly get her sex appeal back in the day, but I never understood her appeal as an actress because she's really not a good one.
I heart Heather Locklear. I actually respect her. She took on Howard Stern's nasty questions & was a complete lady. & she divorced her loozah rock and roll hubby for dipping his thick wick elsewhere. Go, mama, go!!!!!!!!!!1
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Probably because he is on Housewives.
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IDK angel_i, he dated Alyssa Milano for a while and George Clooney's ex, so yea, maybe but I think he's just a giant dork in a purdy man's body.
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Aw. He sounds like the perfect hairy man. Are you sure he's not really gay? It would be nice to think that he isn't...Gays get all the good guys. It ain't fair.
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I wonder why they haven't asked AIDS face to come back...huh....
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Hate shows and movies that are too dark. Drive me nuts. First off the top of my head is Dreamgirls, can't think of any others right now. But still, grr.
Oh and yay for Amanda, even though I don't get Melrose where I am. She was always the reason to watch that show.
angel_i on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 9:05am
I'll add to his resume, he is a GIANT animal lover, helps Women's Shelters and irl, he is actually 6'2".
He is TV geek too.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 8:54am.
I want to ignore the new "Melrose" BUT Victor Webster is on it and he plays a GHEY!
www.victorwebster.com/gallery.html
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Hairy. But hot. And now I've seen about as much of this show as I planned too:)
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ah the great Amanda Woodward. That's when Melrose really took off.
Accept no substitutes.
They need that dude with the all the STDs, what was his name? Oh yeah, Peter Burns.
Still won't watch it.
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I want to ignore the new "Melrose" BUT Victor Webster is on it and he plays a GHEY!
www.victorwebster.com/gallery.html
Him is very d'lish.
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I hope Heather kills Asshole's character off in a super-hot fountain brawl or some shit like that. Not because I plan on ever watching this shit (um 90210 was ALWAYS better than Hellrose Place) but because I LOVE watching Asshole's career fucking fall apart. I was so sorely disappointed when she actually got a role on a hot show. WTF?
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Yeah what the fuck else is she doing...Glad she found time to pull away from her HAIR DYE COMMERCIALS.