Wednesday, September 23rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 22nd!
He should have known better than to sleep face down on those cheap Hot Topic sheets. - mfarris70
Runners-up:
The chess board tattoo was simply an expression of his love of having queens slide across his face. - jazzfish_77
I'm pretty sure before he "fell asleep" he just wanted a tic-tac-toe. - TexnDoc
I'm really trying to do that magic Eye thing, but I'm just not seeing the stupid hidden message! - kachina
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Hootie Hoooooo mfarris70, congrats out to jazzy♥♥, TexnDoc-the neighbor to MexnDoc, & kachina-not to be cuntfused with cuchini. Congrats you funnah peoples.
Actually Kachina, the Magic Eye hidden message is rather obvious, it says "I'm an Idiot!"
Well done fools! Great stuff! :o)
yeah, I know the feeling...you try and get through the New York Times crossword puzzle and next thing you are fast asleep.....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
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JAZZY'S BACK!!! WOOHOO! Congrats mfarris70, TexnDoc & kachina!
Congrats all!
Congrats, guys.
Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Looks like dude has gone to great lengths to hide his hair loss.
Oh whamo, tough titty again, now go do something foul with that fowl.
Big congrats to mfarris70!!! Also to runners-up:
TexnDoc and kachina!!!
So glad my dry spell is over! Always a great way to start the day.
Congrats winners! All hilarious...
@Jazzy - hahahaha. So funny! ;)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
VERY funny, winners. I was at a total loss and you guys totally came up with winners!
Congratulations!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
OMG you guys!!! So funny!
Jazzy!!!!!! Xoxoxxo
comgrats to all the winners!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Congrats winners!!
Also liked Provy's "PAWND".
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That's right world..bow down to our big firm concrete thingie.
Mickey Rourke tries to hide his latest round of plastic surgery.
One wig and two false eyelashes later, Lady GaGa was ready to shoot her follow-up video. Though, in the end, Chess Board Face just wasn't as catchy.
That's stale, mate
I only want to find a woman who won't play games with my head.
Checkerd....?????I said a CHESS board!
tic-tac-NO!
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"Well officer, he was about 5'4", 180 lbs, white...distinguishing features? Hmmm, let me think..."
You know MK gets his pics from this site, right?
http://pictureisunrelated.com/
Yeah, I'm just checking in to snipe because I'm still mad about Asuuuuu Madre. Someone who claims to have been bullied should know better.
This is what happens when you fall asleep on top of the waffle maker.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Doesn't he know that checkers don't go with stripes?
Anyone for a game of checkers?
King me? Just kill me.
King me.
well at least when he "fell asleep" he didn't get the stars.
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
Douchebag Checkered Flag!
New this fall from Disney--Ratattoo-ee.
Milton Bradley himself introduces the new Milton Bradley travel chessboard.
Boy George used his prison time to mastermind yet another visual metamorphosis. Checkmate!
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unemployable- check
celibate- check
"Checkmate! Wait. I still lose, don't I?"
That'll teach him to fucking fall asleep at my slumber party.
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From Checkmate to Inmate in one fell swoop.
Three more payments, and he can get the other squares filled in.
Gary Kasparov loses a bar bet to Deep Blue
Well the Good News your Dumbass Blue Book value just TRIPLED!
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
This is just disturbing.
Don't miss September's edition of Black & White Magazine - with Amber Rose on the Cover.
Whats the square root of douche?
Don't be looking all gloom now, smoke another bowl off the coke can! Celebrate! All you kept saying at that damn tat parlor was "I can't effing believe effing Princess RiRi is going do me a effing tatoo from her effing home planet!"
When Frank said he had a checkered past, he wasn't kidding...