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Re: OctoSana is full of shit - Popeater

Morning Sluts! I tip my coffee cup to you!

Now then, who does Octosana think she's fooling with her pile of BS? She's drooling for a 10 carat engagement ring. This gold-digger ain't gonna stop 'til she's the next Mrs. Mel Gibson.

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Alexander Skarsgard needs to show off his arms more often. He is so hot.

go mickey!!!....I'm rootin' for ya blood!!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Chaz needs to get some lipo along with any other surgery. His weight is WAY to high!

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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!

Notice Holly Madison put on the slap again..guess that natural look wasn't getting her any aged peen.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

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Mickey Rourke was so good in "Killshot", a good movie also with Diane Lane and Thomas Jane, after seeing that and "Wrestler" I have a whole new respect for him.
Awww Poms are cute, it's Chows and Dalmatians that give me the willies.

Alexander Skarsgard is so attractive in whatever he wears although I'd love to see wearing nothing but a smile.

Sheridan does indeed have a banging body!! You would have to put a bag over her knees to fuck her though!

This just out from AP: Matt Damon is moving to Iraq with his family and has actually even purchased suicide vest for his kids.

Chaz looks miserable -- I recognize it from my pre-GBS photos. I hope the procedure helps him get his life together, lose weight and find happiness.

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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."

Mickey Mickey Mickey, shame on you, up to your old tricks! And touch up your roots and wash your hair. You really ain't that cute!

You know Mickey Rourke looks sooooo much better after a woman has lap danced al over his face, look at this http://bit.ly/TMEJ0

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:46pm.

I would try to grab Katy Perrys funbags too! *adds shampoo*

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Those pics are weird. Why does she grab his hands? LOL!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

Marc Anthony and JLO own part of the Miami Dolphins, although everyone should keep on hating the effing Cowboys all the same!

That link to the airplane layout is horrendous! There are no armrests, footrests, or anything. You have to be kidding me. I don't want to face a stranger for several hours. Even the diagram of passengers standing up looks better than that.

1. Nicolette Sheridan has a banging bod, but it's getting old - she has very visible knee sag. I wish women would stop trying to be 21 forever. You don't HAVE to wear tight ass slut clothes your entire life. I find it sad that some women are SO SO SO obsessed with continuing to look young. I hope I don't get like that...

2. Anyhoo, I think Kelly Osborne looks cute. She still has face fat because she still has fat - her legs still look a little chubtastic - but she for sure looks cute and, dare I say, if she could lose a little bit of the face chub she'd be downright pretty. Kelly has lovely features, actually.

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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink

How Kelly Osbourne dropped 14 pounds in 3 weeks, but she still has 10 lbs. of ugly fat on top of her shoulders.

http://icydk.com/2009/09/21/katie-holmes-and-suri-cruise-while-in-boston...

Katie Holmes looks like shit. I think Suri is sucking the beauty out of her. Suri's already wearing heels and looking for some action.

These are the last days, for sure. *LOL*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

Alex has big hands... really BIG HANDS! Love it *s*

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

Farrah: I mean it. I will go in the opposite direction of everything JLo. *muah*

Why does it matter what Chaz Bono has going on down there , fat fuck can't see it anyway? And what's the book called? "My Happy Meal has a Toy now!"

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:45pm.

JLo irks me to no end. I hope the Cowboys lose every game.
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oh, MizRo! sublime, yet so very evil! luvs it!
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!

I would try to grab Katy Perrys funbags too! *adds shampoo*

Truth be told: Sheridan has one knockout body but clothing would be nice.

Mickey Rourke simply disgusts me - always has. Can you IMAGINE going down on that? *gasping*

JLo irks me to no end. I hope the Cowboys lose every game.

Holly Madison reeks of desperation: I can smell it on this Coast.

I remember reading a blurb that one of the Osbournes has AIDS but for some reason....which Osbourne it is wasnt revealed at that time. I wonder if it has since been made known who it is....

JLo does seem more smug in these photos than usual. Vom.

Uh oh, we're bring back the Landry Sisters references.

ugh!! Mickey's face is so fucking revolting.

Dear Holly Madison,

If you're old enough to try and get knocked up by a damn peepaw, you're too old for that fuckin' pigtail and knee-socks look.

-BangoSkank

Ugh, Pomeranians are one of my least favorite dog breeds.

Who's the homewrecking slut bitch with Mickey Rourke?! And I'm not talking about the piece in the dress - you stupid, mk

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Wait - Marc Anthony owns part of the Cowboys? Another reason to hate that f'in team!

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I'm sorry, but Tube Socks scare the shit out of me. No joke. They really fucking do. Traumatizing experience with them. Oh man.
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wtf is going on today? so far i've thrown a pair of sunglasses in the trash thanks to NeNe, and now, thanks to Nicolette Whatsherwrink, there goes a bag and my summer pjs!!!
Three's a charm for me to shank!
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!

Kellan, enjoy the Twilight fame, I suspect that it will be the highlight of your career.

Whenever JLo makes that 'face' what she thinks of as her sexy face it makes her look like she's constipated.

I see Katy is doing everything she can to keep herself relevant.

Alex Skarsgard? Yes, please!

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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.

If I was a celeb in training and I got mentioned on D-Listed, I'd think I had made it.

So congrats, Kellan!!

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Its funny; no matter how much weight Kelly Osbourne loses her face remains chubby.

I don't watch Survivor, but Jeff's fucking HOT. As long as he keeps beating Miss Semencrust every year at the Emmys, I'm good.

Mickey's GF looks like she's got a pussy on her neck.

(ok... I changed it to pussy since there's a real cunt in the house...........)
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

Oh Mickey:

That hair. Did you use the propeller blades from a toy-helicopter to get the look? I am thinking that the gel is a combo of dog saliva, Dep, and something Mickey found in the fridge last week.

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

CHAZ - I'll take the boobies, I can use them and I'll have fun with them, you will not be needing them.

On another note, why doesn't Mickey wash his hair? Why?

"Okay, Holly Madison, it's time to stop dressing like a whorey 6-year-old"

Whatever. 80's 3 striped socks and jean skirts go together like PB & Jelly.

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Six Beautiful Words:

Mickey Rourke Discovers Wonder of Shampoo.

A few weeks back, a female bartender told me I looked like Katy Perry.
(maybe if she was 30 years older...ha!)

Mickey and the dog have the same hairdo.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 1:41pm.

Beesh! before i go thru any of the other Afternoon Crumbs, if you see the Brit posting around, you MUST lead him to that puppeh Mickey is holding and let him know that "you're pretty sure Farrah would love one of these for X-Mas"
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!

LOL @ "6 beautiful words: Alexander Skarsgard in a tank top - Just Jared"

I love MK!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)

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