Tuesday, September 22nd 2009
Do It For Terrence Howard: Wash Your Hands And Baby Wipe Your Coochie
Terrence Howard is on a nationwide mission to make sure everyone keeps all our parts fresh and so clean! Terry has already preached about the importance of wiping your vagina with baby wipes, and now he's telling the city of Philadelphia to wash their hands.
I can't wait to see Terry's PSA for Febreezing your musty nuts and his infomercial for dipping your butter-covered peen in OxiClean.
So, the next time you decide to skip the sink, think of Terrence Howard and do the right thing. Besides, a giant douche would know all about hygiene.
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In these grungy and skank-esque times, I am totally behind Mr. Howard in his campaign.
Wash your ass/hands/assorted holes, sluts!
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Any guy who's waving a bunch of baby wipes at a girl's twat is a closet homo.
Is this for real? If he really wanted to do something for Philly he could start by donating some cash to their libraries so they don't have to clsoe every single one of them down. It's a sad day when libraries are the first thing to go.
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Not a fan of Terrance Howard, but he's right. People these days are effing nastier than HELL. I can't TELL you how many nasty ass ho's I've witnessed NOT washing their hands properly after using the restroom. WARSH YOUR DAMN HANDS!
"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"
Do we need to wash our hands before coming into Dlisted???
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Thanks to this website, I'll always think of the baby wipes whenever I see that guy's face in a movie.
In every movie he's in, he has this whiny little bitch voice and plays an asshole. Just sayin....
But you know what? No amount of baby wipes gets rid of that skeezy feeling I have after looking at Terrence Howard...
Submitted by Sluttsville: "*flings dirty vagina juice at Terrence's picture*"
Ohmigod, I love you. You just made me laugh out loud suddenly and fiercely. I'm wiping tears...
But really, I know it's wrong to insist that someone else use the wipes, but I do like to use them sometimes. Totally NOT a clean freak, but sometimes you just want to feel fresh. Know what I mean?
LOL yes!! I saw this the other night but i didnt get to take a pic
I'm trying to have a bidet built in my house in Texas so that my Italian husband can stop showering after every poop. They real serious about the ass washing.
is he into ugly trannies?!..quote form his interview:
"I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection."
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:49pm.
Haribo: I'm sorry honey, I stomped on your comment and you're 100% correct.
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it is all good, mizro! :) no problems at all!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Umm...yeah. Thanks for trying but I'm still not touching anything.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
That is serial germaphobe.
Terrence is clinically crazy. Hes got way bigger issues than a dirty ass
what is she famous for?
That's funny considering this is the greasiest person I have ever seen besides Jermaine Jackson
LOLOLOL loozer... I wouldn't put it past him...
He's got a great message but it's always intersting to see if they are as clean as they want others to be!
Goodnight love!
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 3:05pm.
I wonder what TR's habits are?
Does he babywipe after a vigorous penis shake at the urinal?
LOL. Howdy Miz! I imagine he wears latex gloves when using the restroom.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:49pm.
LOL that's the irony.
See ya Triscuit - back at you!
I wonder what TR's habits are?
Does he babywipe after a vigorous penis shake at the urinal?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:53pm.
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The first time I saw this, I thought it was a joke. Homeboy has a major case of the OCDs- always washing hands and babywiping asses/coochies.
Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:53pm.
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Much love
Gotta go ☺☻♥
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:50pm.
Lord loves a clean poopy hole
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I just laughed like a Wal-Mart shopper.
I'm alright, Trisc. It's funtime, so I headed straight over here! Good to see you today.
OMG I finally read parts of the interview he did about the baby wipes and I never knew how much of a prick he is. It pisses me off that I wasted some dirty thoughts on him. What a fucking asshole. He's a vapid pretentious narcissistic misogynistic cunty cunt.
Jesus. His OCD is mighty powerful.
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Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:48pm.
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Lord loves a clean poopy hole
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:48pm.
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Ain't nobody "Godly" up on D.
Haribo: I'm sorry honey, I stomped on your comment and you're 100% correct.
I bet he has a bidet in every room of his house.
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Beat. I thought Terrence liked dudes anyway!
musty nuts are a must have
he's right.cleanliness is next to godliness.
I agree with TR re: handwashing - the H1N1 virus is killing people. WASH YOUR HANDS. ALOT.
Hi Triscuit, my crunchy munchy love!
I agree with terrence. there is no reason why having a clean ass should stop when you get out of diapers. I go for paper, paper, wet wipe, paper. That area just can't get too clean.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by Triscuit on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:45pm.
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Triscuit, you can't come in thread without washing your hands and cooch....Terrence don't play that.
What up Slut?
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you know what, I have to agree with ole Terrence.
There is nothing more disgusting than poor
personal hygiene. such a turn off.
He knows about vaginas being such a douche bag.
whata asshole.
I am so sick of this guy - he is so full of himself! Is he a shill for the fucking CDC? I have a feeling that his personal life is not so squeaky clean - and I would LOVE to know why he was really canned from "Ironman II"....I'll bet the cast and crew found his ass to be a trifle overbearing, and since they were already dealing with Fishy, they said Hell to the No to this overpriced dude.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
that's correct mofos! wash your freaking hands. swine flu is out there ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
*flings dirty vagina juice at Terrence's picture*