Saturday, September 26th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Olivia Newton-John (61)
Keisha Buchanan (25)
Serena Williams (28)
Christina Milian (28)
Jake Paltrow (34)
Sheri Moon Zombie (39)
James Caviezel (41)
Ben Shenkman (41)
Jillian Barberie (43)
Nicki French (45)
Melissa Sue Anderson (47)
Cindy Herron (48)
Linda Hamilton (53)
Bryan Ferry (64)
Anne Robinson (65)
Jerry Weintraub (72)
Donna Douglas (76)

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Submitted by HarryHansy on Wed, 09/30/2009 - 6:45pm.

I bought Olivia a Life Alert for her birthday! yay!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:33pm.

"Rambo" does not look 61.

Rambo, on the other hand, looks 95.

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Submitted by stefanie sun on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:30pm.

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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:30pm.

HBD Linda Hamilton.

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Submitted by gucci on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:40pm.

awesome libra list just awesome! happy birthday libra whores!

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Submitted by tomoon on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 7:30pm.

someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies http://www.Sugarloves.Com who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:59pm.

HB OLIVIA.I don't do elevator/dentist chair music...buuut she did a duet with hot slut Cliff Richard that I secretly will sing along with...word for word...when NO ONE is around:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkNDPQ4UfeU

HB ELLIE MAE CLAMPETT!! The template for bubble butt country gals everywhere!

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Submitted by Manbearpig on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 2:16pm.

Happy Birthday to OLIVIA and ELLIE MAY!

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

Submitted by whenwesay926 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:37pm.

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Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 12:16pm.

HB, Olivia! *mwah*

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Submitted by KobeLover on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 11:12am.

HB Melissa Sue!

Submitted by mrjb on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:26am.

Please Mr Please just play B seventeen...LUV YA OLIVIA happy 61st !!!

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:23am.

Good morning all and happy birthday to my most sexy man on Earth - James Cavaziel... He is the one man in Hollywood that I would love to be with - oops, Depp too. Ok, there are 2 and they are both delicious.

"The Accused" changed my life forever: it shook me to the core. I thought Foster was great in it: I wonder if Anderson could have done it justice?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:21am.

Let me hear your body talk!
Your body talk
Let me hear your body talk!

HB, Hos!

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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

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Submitted by D.R. on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:19am.

Happy Birthday Olivia! :) And all the rest of them. Must go and find a headband.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:01am.

Happy birthday Sheri Moon Zombie....now, please, sit on my face.

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Submitted by ja_guide on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 10:01am.

Happy birthday Olivia Newton-John, Serena Williams, Melissa Sue Anderson.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:56am.

Bryan Ferry, he lost Jerri Hall to Mick Jagger. Looked how that worked out.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:55am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:19am.

morning!

dunno about The Accused - that's why I prefaced it "according to imbd"

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:53am.

HB OJN - you beautiful slut, you!!!

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It's creamie, not prune!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:49am.

morning mike! I believe the Blue Lagoon, but The Accused is bullshit. Melissa hadn't acted in over 1o years when that movie came out.

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Submitted by diggerdp on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:49am.

Happy Bday Elle May, one of the original hot sluts. Love how Donna Douglas STILL dresses as Elle May...

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:46am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:12am.

Mary Ingalls! loved that show.....

Get this: According to imbd, Melissa Sue Anderson, almost got Jodie Foster's role in The Accused, and Brooke Shield's role in The Blue Lagoon.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:42am.

Mary Ingalls! loved that show.....

I know I am in the minority, but I love Jillian Barberie.......except when she kisses Kardashian ass.

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Whatever you're looking for
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Submitted by Snarf on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:38am.

Bryan Ferry 64? Damn. I'm getting old.

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:34am.

61.....damn

Submitted by vader917 on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:27am.

Happy Birthday to Linda Hamilton! You may be nuts but you were awesome in the Terminator films.

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:27am.

Landsakes....hahaha

Wow! Mary from Little House is the same age as I am?
Happy Birthday.
And yeah, now I have "Let's get Physical" as an ear-worm. Ugh.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:24am.

Curse you MK, now that I saw that photo I will be singing Physical all day! *hangs head in shame* I had all kinds of headbands back in the day due to her.

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Submitted by Am on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:23am.

Ellie Mae is 76? LANDSAKES!!!!

Good morning and HB!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/26/2009 - 9:12am.

HB to all the sluts, especially the batshit crazy that is Linda Hamilton!
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