Wednesday, September 23rd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Baby Rhino Knut - A baby rhino was born at a zoo in Münster, Germany and the media is calling her the next Knut. Vanity Fair better keep their cover vacant for now.

Just like Knut, the baby rhino was rejected by her slut bitch of a whore mother right after she was born. The rhino's mother who goes by the name Emmi (that's a slut name if I ever heard one!) pushed her new baby aside right after birth. Emmi had better things to do like suck rhino dick and party all night. Emmi and White Oprah should pitch a reality show to E! together.

Emmi has a history of murdering her babies right after birth, so zookeepers immediately intervened and took the new one from her. The baby rhino is now being raised by a caretaker and she will greet the public next week. And two weeks after that, she'll be on the cover of Vogue and get caught exposing her rhino-puss while getting out of a car at The Ivy. No, this baby rhino is an innocent good girl. You can tell by the look her in eye. She doesn't want to be a major cunt like her mother.

Posted by: Michael K


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peaches80's picture

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww , i am such a sucker for chubsters ! no wonder i love bulldogs soooooooooo cute , baby elephants melt me as well as hippos awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww knut you so cute ........and no dogs not resemble owner ! hahahahahaha mmmmm ok maybe just a little stubborn : )

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Niko's picture

Cute - as all baby animals.

Knut update for whom it may concern:

He at this moment is being introduced to a hot italian polar bear ho. Don't expect over the moon news though, it's going to be puppy love, them 150 kilo bitches are still too young for sexy times.

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z-listed's picture

Awwww, she's so cute! Without the horn, she looks a little like Eyore.

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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:07am.
Emmi should go on the pill.
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Heh. I love your Doctor Girlfriend avie. :)

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MizRo's picture

Zorba: excellent point!! lOLOL!!

MizRo's picture

I find most baby-animals are really cute except for rodents and insects... ewww.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Wow, guess animals also get postpartum.

Baby rhinos are so cute, baby hippos too(any hippo).

just because they are animals doesn't mean they are all perfect.just like human animals.

pomegranate's picture

Damn, I thought my mother was a bitch!

Submitted by citizenkaned on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:54am.

She's killing the babies so they don't spend a life of capitivity and fustration in a fing zoo. Close em all

Sadly zoos have become a necessary evil in this world.

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She's killing the babies so they don't spend a life of capitivity and fustration in a fing zoo. Close em all

M.E.'s picture

Adorable!!

But Knut the polar bear is the one true KNUT!

Sensimina's picture

Narius the walrus is a way hotter slut, but ok. I'll give it to the baby rhino.

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MizRo's picture

Oh my, cuteness alert!!

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*still retching*

chowgirl69's picture

YAY!!! Baby animals!

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No Words's picture

Awwwww, this little one is adorable. After the steaming pile of fuckery that was the Mackenzie Phillips story, I needed something sweet and innocent to look at.

Now, on to the Khloe Kardassian mess...

*takes a deep breath*

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Maybe Emmi just didn't like those other babehs.

Nanners's picture

Emmi should go on the pill.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

They should pair up this babeh with a mommeh who has lost her babeh and then everything will be cooleh.

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Stock Broker's picture

I feel my cold black heart melting just a bit after seeing this pix.

Thanks MK...

Is the baby rhino mom the Susan Smith of the animal world???

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I thought it was Tori Spelling's baby at first.

But seriously, the Mom probably doesn't want the baby living in a zoo. Zoos are depressing shit holes for the most part.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I think I have been on Dlisted too long.
I keep reading Knut as Kunt.

Kolimpah's picture

She probably killed her babies because she is living in captivity and miserable. Many animals have instincts to kill their babies if the environment they are in is too hostile or resources are too tight.
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soapboxhero's picture

I hope this rhino is treated better than Knut the Polar Bear. My friend went to see the OK (Original Knut) this Spring while she was traveling in Germany, and the poor guy was dirty, pacing his area, and just sad looking. She showed me pics and it made my heart break. :-(

greenfinch's picture

awwwww shes lovely. look at her big ears :)

The C word's picture

Unfortuntately (or fortunately), not a face only a mother would love.

And what Sandbitch said.

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Sweet Babu's picture

That is one cute bebeh rhino! All sorts of awwwwhh!

snowpiece's picture

that thing is NOT cute, fools! Lol ;)

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cabbagehead's picture

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! i really hope they don't name her knut too, she needs her own hotness name.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Where is the Romanian chick who blasted Candice Cameron's brother?

Totally thought she was a shoe in.
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Maybe the other babies she killed were born defective? That's what animal mamas do because they know they cannot survive. Anyhoo, what a cute baby I hope she grows up to be healthy and strong.

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