Wednesday, September 23rd 2009
SuperNo
No, this is not a picture of swine flu victim Marilyn Manson (see below) in his jammies. It's Nicolas Cage in a test shot for Superman back when Tim Burton was going to direct the remake.
This shit looks more like SuperDepressedTranny, because Nicolas couldn't look less excited about this mess. Or maybe he's trying to secretly push out a stubborn fart bubble while stoned out of his skull. And I'm sure that fart reeked less than Superman Returns.
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Ummmm....the dogcatcher needs to round up both Nic Cage and Marilyn Manson and euthanize them both immediately for the good of my eyesight.
Um, this looks like someone shopped Cage's head onto a modified action figure.
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:38pm.
He looks like a young, angry version of Gene Simmons. In other words, UGLY!!!!
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I think that he and Simmons look a lot alike right now, too! Great observation!
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Oy.
I remember hearing about a test audience being shown Nicholas Cage as Superman, and all of them laughing their asses off. I had thought it was a pilot clip or something like that, but perhaps it was just this picture...
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He looks like a young, angry version of Gene Simmons. In other words, UGLY!!!!
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
I remember laughing and laughing when I heard Nic Cage wanted to play Superman. Superman is strong and Nic is a wimp and looks like he would fall over if a child slapped him. What a hot mess this would have been, I'm actually sorry now that they didn't make it. Judging from this pic it would have been even funnier than "Batman and Robin".
Not allowed to make fun of the movie. An old WoW guildie was the other writer on it...
That being said, the hot beefy guys beating on Supes coulda lasted longer....
Tim Burton is a genius but Nic Cage is no Superman. I liked "Raising Arizona" though.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:47am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:38am.
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Appartently this mortician saved the bigger specimens. And my cousin is just strange enough that I believe him.
This was in the late 1960s, the mortician is long dead. Hopefully with a pickled peen.
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"Pickled peen". Love it! At least he was choosy and only kept the big ones?.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:33am.
I went to Cage's house with him years go in SF when he lived in Pacific Heights. Met him in a bar and he wanted to show me his collection of weird dead things in formaldehyde,
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Were his brains pickled there somewhere, too?
Also - UGH! Hideous mofo.
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Maybe he was supposed to be Bizarro Superman...
Yes, I'm a comic con geek....
and a girl....
*retreats back to parent's basement''
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:38am.
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Appartently this mortician saved the bigger specimens. And my cousin is just strange enough that I believe him.
This was in the late 1960s, the mortician is long dead. Hopefully with a pickled peen.
Superfugly. I wish that this was a "Caption This" contest. Nicolas Cage could never play Superman, or anyone who is supposed to be handsome in any stretch of the mind. His connection to Francis Ford Coppola was his ticket to Hollywood--and he's damn lucky because of it.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:33am.
I went to Cage's house with him years go in SF when he lived in Pacific Heights. Met him in a bar and he wanted to show me his collection of weird dead things in formaldehyde,
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Were his brains pickled there somewhere, too?
Also - UGH! Hideous mofo.
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Bottom-feeder.
Ewww! Dicks in jars?! That's just all kinds of creepy. Aren't morticians supposed to leave dicks ON the body?
Here, he reminds me of the tranny we had doing the pouring at a wine tasting over the weekend. He name tag read "Jacqui" but I think she was really a Jack.
The story of dead things in formaldehyde (sp) reminds me of my cousin, who as a teen worked at a local funeral parlor and told me the funeral director had a lot of dicks in jars.
LOL! Ummm...I'm guessing he din't get the job....LOL!
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You know Nic kept the costume.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:45am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:43am
yeah big chompers and hair plugs arent sexy to me either...
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Right?! He had hair then (this way maybe 19-20 years ago when I was 30 or so). But dude still lacked sexy. I mean, when a girl has a chance to fuck a "star" and still walks away from said sessay-times, you know the man is NOT hot!
I hate Nic Cage, and I hate him even more for ruining the Wicker Man, but him as Tranny Mess Superman probably would've done a better job than Brandon Routh. And that's saying something considering NC plays the same person in every fucking film.
Submitted by greenfinch on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:33am.
so what youre saying is he's going to be growing his fingernails super long and wearing kleenex boxes on his feet soon enough?
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Oh yeah, and lol at your desription. Cage probably did go down that path eventually -- at least he tried to pretend that he was oh-so-weird at the time. Maybe I was too young and dumb to notice that he was a real freak, but I've got pretty good instincts. He sure got weird later in life, though.
The only times I found him attractive was when he was wearing the wifebeaters in Raising Arizona and Moonstruck. Plus he looked less weird then.
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:43am
yeah big chompers and hair plugs arent sexy to me either...
Yeah, I was kinda weirded out at first cuz he had SO many jars of dead things and it was in the wee hours of the morning and my friends didn't know where I went. But when I saw how awesome HE thought his dead shit collection was, I just figured he had a stunted growth issue. Harmless but weird. Anyway, I only lived 3 blocks away so I bounced out of there pretty fast cuz he had zero sexiness.
Nic Cage owes the IRS $6.2 million in unpaid taxes.
With all the money he's made from his shit movies why doesn't he pay up?
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:33am.
so what youre saying is he's going to be growing his fingernails super long and wearing kleenex boxes on his feet soon enough?
i'd be weirded out by that..like i'd be worried he'd want to put part of me in a jar. i'd have high bolted it out of there fast
I went to Cage's house with him years go in SF when he lived in Pacific Heights. Met him in a bar and he wanted to show me his collection of weird dead things in formaldehyde, so what the hell, I went. He had all kinds of weird shit in jars everywhere. Dude thought he was edgy, but he seemed too nice and normal for me to believe that. He seemed more like a stunted grown-up kid who got a thrill out of collecting dead things. No shock value. Not edgy.
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his voice is like nails on a chalk board..
im surprised they still let him make movies. i mean he stinks at it...and i cant think of one in recent times that did well.
I used to like him..."Valley Girl" comes to mind. I liked "Peggy Sue Got Married" except for his atrocious speaking voice.
The more I see him, the more I realize he is a hack actor from a famous family who traded on nepotism to get him into the movies.
Plus, he is a little more than slightly crazy...the pedo-aged wife, the nutty name for his kid, the hairplugs, the facelifts, the serial marriages (he married Lisa Marie because he was obsessed with Elvis)...it all adds up to one Hot Ass Mess.
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He can take his wooden teeth and squirrel pelt hair and shove it.
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LOL @ "hateful wigs".
Yeah he's awful, I think his teeth caps are the scariest thing though. He was hot in one movie - Valley Girl. Don't judge.
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I just learned this relatively recently, but Nic Cage is a major property hound. He owns multiple multi-million dollar homes/properties in both the US and Europe. He has at least two on the market now - one in Bel Air (a huge place he's been trying to sell-at a loss - for over a year), and one in New Orleans (the famous LaLaurie mansion).
Is anybody else just sick of Nick Cage and his fucking hateful wigs and terrible movies? Thanks God Francis Ford Coppola is his uncle, or I don't know what he would have done for a career.
Another one, hold me Michael K, its scaring me!
Well, it could be a costume test photo and the S design is the Burton one.
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Submitted by Simon Birch on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:06am.
why you gotta ruin it... party pooper *sticks out tongue*
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I've never liked this poseur. NEVER.
Now he's selling off alll his homes: his godfather died, I hope he never works again.
No talent hack.
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At lest Howard Stern knows who to cast if Fartman the movie is ever made.