Jon Gosselin's Dogs Will Be Back
Jon Grosselin said he had to send his two doggy friends back to the breeder because Kate just didn't have the time to take care of their asses when he was busy slobbering on anything with nipples. In defense of Kate, working that famewhore stroll, making the nannies consider suicide and feeding her own possum head is already three full-time jobs. When asked about it at the Southern Women's Show in Charlotte, NC last week, Kate said that she just needed a break from them and they will be back whether they like it or not. Cut to Jon's dogs making giant sad faces.
Kate said, "He called the breeder and took them back for a short period of time. I'm feeling like I have not enough time to take care of my kids, let alone give the dogs what they need, and the kids surprisingly weren't that upset about it. They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
Queefed like a true cunt. YES.
The Gosselin child army should always keep a packed bag under their bed for when Jon and Kate need a break and have to temporarily send them back to the IVF factory.
Kate also told a joke about how crazy the dogs are, "They sleep in a metal crate... a huge metal crate. They bent the bars and got out. I think in the winter I'm going to have them pull the kids in a sleigh." Oh, Kate, the dogs pulled a Hulk on the bars, because they were trying to get away from the madness (and your rabid possum head).
Since Keyboard Cat is still hungover from the weekend (yeah, he's an E! True Hollywood Story in the making), I'm going to ask the Riverdance Dog to tap Kate off. Tappity-tap-tap her off, RD!
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Can she send the kids back to the breeder, too?
Oh, wait.
My sister, who's a hairdresser, says that where she works they are all wearing Kate Gosselin wigs for Halloween.
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I cannot for the life of me figure out why anyone would pay money to listen to this wretched woman flap her jaws.
Where are the pie throwers when you need them?
Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:14am.
She probably doesn't pay enough attention to know that the kids miss the dogs. She's too busy looking in the mirror to touch up her lipstick.
LMAO! And fixing the rat's nest on her head.
Who the hell are these asswipes trying to fool? The dogs would be better off with satan as an owner.
Please STOP posting about this bitch..she is famous for crapping out 6 kids..that's it!
"Fuck me running..."
Ugh, my hatred for this bitch is sealed.
That dog is the cuteness! More rhythym than my poor nephew! Hahaha! *shhhh!*
Oops rhythm, tee hee
Wow, the dog actually had some rythm!!
Queen of the Soccer Moms. I refuse to listen to her or watch the clip but this screen shot (her sitting on the stage) looks like a fucking Shaklee convention. Sell it, sister.
The Riversdance Dog made my morning. OMG! LOL!
Horrible week and now it is all better!
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Like wow.. ummm.. like umm. I am NOT spending 10 minutes of my life watching that boob on YouTube. The Riverdance dog was cute though, where do I find the training steps for that?
When are people going to freaking wake up and realize the show has been a complete sham the last 2 years?
The dogs were a freaking plot device for the show.
They staged picking them up. They already had them beforehand.
I hope the breeder gets wind of her funny little dog comments and end the contract with that family. They are much better off with the breeder. Period.
...They sleep in a big metal cage and bent the bars?... What sort of fuckin nonsense is that? It's obvious you kept them in there too long and aren't training them whatsoever. It's total chaos and its the owners fault, not the dogs.
This family should not have any pets.
Please do not let those dogs go back to these assholes. They should never have gotten the dogs PERIOD. No way they would have the time to take proper care of them, in addition to keeping 8 kids from driving the dogs batshit crazy. The animal shelters are full of dogs like these who get euthanized because they had the misfortune of having selfish, ignorant assholes for owners, people who dump them off first time the dog shits in the floor. Those fucking dogs need a break from this fucked up family, I hope they are salvageable after spending their formative years locked in a fucking cage 23 hours a day. The got these dogs for the sole reason of making a fucking TV episode.
FUUUUUUUCK YOU Kate.
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I'm glad, no home with tiny kids should have dogs because the kids hurt the poor wittle doggies
Forget Kate, she's a cunt anyway, why can't Jon take care of the dogs? Millions of people have children, jobs, hobbies, AND dogs. These two are a couple of losers.
not enough time for the kids...but enough time to be interviewed. mmmk
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
They have no business having dogs with 8 freakin tiny kids...I have one puppy & no kids & she is a ton of work & she requires & also deserves lots & lots of love & attention. People like them like to get dogs just to say they have them & that sucks.
Believe me when I say those dogs will NEVER be back in that Goss home. She said that for pure PR reasons and damage control.
She liked the puppies when they were small and cute, just like she liked her kids when they were small (never cute). Now she doesn't want to be bothered by either.
Sad for the dogs but in the end it's probably a good thing...Jon said she left them in the kennel for weeks at a time.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:13am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:11am.
I see a Race Bannon on Perez's mess from time to time.
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Dammit! He's gone over to the Dark Side.
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More like the minor leagues.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:11am.
I see a Race Bannon on Perez's mess from time to time.
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Dammit! He's gone over to the Dark Side.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by drcocks on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:08am.
hahaha. Good! Morning to you (my time).
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:04am.
Where's Race Bannon? Do we need to put his pic on milk cartons?
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I've been wondering, too, Raul. I hope DListed doesn't experience its own "Summer of Vanishing Hos."
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I see a Race Bannon on Perez's mess from time to time.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:25am.
I'd like to hear from the people in the apartment below the Riverdance Dog.
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I laughed so hard when I read that I scared the shit out of my dogs. Since their up I think I will teach them to cut a rug.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:04am.
Where's Race Bannon? Do we need to put his pic on milk cartons?
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I've been wondering, too, Raul. I hope DListed doesn't experience its own "Summer of Vanishing Hos."
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Bottom-feeder.
Kate is insane!I live outside the states and now I truly believe all this fuckery about this lady's hair and pussy stories. OMG!Her kids will hate her.
Horse shit
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Where's Race Bannon? Do we need to put his pic on milk cartons?
That's one talented bitch! Sorry about Keyboard Cat. Even sorrier Keyboard Cat is dead. R.I.P. KC. As long as there's the internet you will live forever.
To bad we can't ship Kate back to her breeder! Does anybody actually watch this fucking show anymore (if they ever did)?
The only reason they want the dogs back now is because giving them back only served to create another media shitstorm, making people hate Jon and Kate even more. Shit millions of people have kids and dogs in this country and they don't ditch them because they need "a break". If Kate really cared about spending time with her kids then she wouldn't be away all the time doing paid speaking gigs and promotional appearances.
Agree! I love that dog!
And I don't believe for a second that the kids don't miss their dogs. They were their pets, not just visiting for a weekend, ffs! I hate everything about all of Kate's choices in life. Here I am laid off my job and struggling to stay afloat while this bitch makes a buttload of $$ off her bad decision to breed an entire army. What the hell has this world come to?!
Riverdance Dog for Hot Slut of the Day!
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These people are void of souls...
The dogs probably have been trying to escape for months...
Like Michael Corleone, just when they thought they were out...
Turn the 8 out into the wild.. they would be better raised by wildebeest instead of these two.
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MK: The Gosselin child army should always keep a packed bag under their bed for when Jon and Kate need a break and have to temporarily send them back to the IVF factory.
ack, i'm wheezing. you're killin me!
In honor of Riverdance dog, I have a new avi. Observe and weep from the sheer overwhelming cuteness.
Riverdance Dog=AWESOME!
I'd like to hear from the people in the apartment below the Riverdance Dog.
The only reason she said that the dogs would be back is because of the backlash she got from her ordering them to be bannished. This cunt finds time to do all her many personal things but does not have time to make the kids fill the dogs bowls. She gives cunts a bad name.
Riverdance Dog was great! Thanks MK.
Kate Gosuxyouworthlessturd: f**kk off already.
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I can't stand this woman!!!
OMG Kate, they're not your fucking toys. Give them away, take them back, make them pull the kids in a sled. Cow.
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RIVERDANCE DOG FTW!!! YAY!
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Not caring about their drama today. It feels liberating!
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Oh, and another thing. What the FUCK was the breeder thinking, allowing the dogs to be adopted into a house with eight small children?