Wednesday, September 23rd 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Chicken McPeen
This is brought to you by eBay: the land of fried fuckery!
Somebody (*cough*that slut Birdie*cough*) is auctioning off this dick-shaped Chicken McNugget with a starting bid of thirty cents. They say it's about 3 inches long and tastes just like chicken. Almost anyone can deep throat this while tonguing its deep fried balls.
The sad thing is, I've come across dicks in real-life that look just like this. And no amount of BBQ sauce made them delicious. Believe me, I tried.
VIA Urlesque
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MK, I would just like to personally thank you for my loss of at least 20 lbs since you posted that pic of that pink pastry bag gunk that Chicken Mcnuggets are actually made of.
I haven't had once since.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:57pm.
Hi horz, anyone around?
ssshhhh!... not so loud.. i'm workin' off a hangover, here!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Hi horz, anyone around?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:52pm.
I'm outtie
aawww!... take a to go cup!.. later, Slutts!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Nite all you butt nuggets!
TeeBee, the incest thread has made me flinch so much that my neck hurts.
I thought Big Bird's voice seemed a little higher lately.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm outtie, I just need to get the MacPhillip's thread out of my head. *disconnects battery cables from nipples and attaches to head*
Nite ESE.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:48pm.
me neither... *pats seat*... come, sit.. have a drink, Slutty!... i gotta recoup from the days intoxication and move forward into the nights intoxication!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
That nugget is #1.
ESE, I can't do the McKenzie Phillip thread, I curl up in a fetal position.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:44pm.
ESEEEEEEEEEEE, please tell me that you haven't had sex with John Phillips.
well... not today!LOL!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
ESEEEEEEEEEEE, please tell me that you haven't had sex with John Phillips.
*stumbles back in*... *grabs another bottle*.. *tips hat at all*... ooohhh, i gotta get a little hair of the dog... *falls in corner*
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
JJack if you are still around I'll share. Otherwise I'll tell you tomorrow. I wasn't crying over that :)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
no Jazz, I missed it. But Iam willing to look over 600 posts to see it!
JustJAck, did you see the future I posted for you?
OMG- ANGEL_I...
the jesus christ sponge is fucking HILARIOUS!!!
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
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MJT, Why crying? I have been in meetings all day. What happened last night?
If any of you sluts see Squash Posh here, kick her in her hole for not coming to my show last night!
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Later Stoney
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Bye. I am off too! See you all tomorrow.
BYE STONEY!!!! HAVE A DRINK FOR ME!
Night horz. See ya tomorrow.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:53pm.
*drops viagra in jazzy's tea*
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This is going to be HAWT!
*breaks hip*
JAZZ! Stop thinking with head #1 and use your brain, she said she was putting her teeth IN.
I love this new jigga and Alicia Keyes song Empire State
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Uvy - my favorite one of all time!!!
*freaks out because saw name I go by IRL in side 'recent comments'*
I'm out all! and to all a groovy night!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
*drops viagra in jazzy's tea*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
That whole sketch was comedic genius. The look on David Spade's face when Farley crashed through that table...
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:47pm.
Jack
estillo?
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*refuses to google estillo as I am positive it is the word still in some foreign language*
I am NOT as dumb as I look!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hold on, let me put my teeth in.
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Damn, I love a good gum job.
*cranks up the phonograph*
*plays some Benny Goodman for mood*
Uvy - YES!!!! 'oh whatta we got here a regular Bill Shakespear'.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Back. You lot are moving too fast for me today.
:(
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:45pm.
Hold on, let me put my teeth in.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LFMAO, Jazzy!
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
I was going through a box of old shit and what did I discover.
My old pager.
*chucks it across room*
Jack
estillo?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
WTF IS HAPPENING IN HERE!!!!
stoney begs to be fucked
MJT is crying
snowy, still?
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Jack, would it have helped if it said "La Dee Frickin' DA!"
*sends you to the van down by the river*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
*reads Jazzys post*
*dies*
Does anyone still use pagers?
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:43pm.
*buys lube*
*begs to be fucked*
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*Jumps in front of Stoney - naked, jazz hands, and a woody*
Fax me the info and then beep me when you did it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I just received a fax, of a document I emailed yesterday for a signature.
Can't read the fucking signature.
*stabs puppy*
Uvy - I KNOW!!! TEAM ASSES!
*tazes the shit out of snowy for typing O la ti da and me reading it 5 times thinking she was typing some foreign language*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
*cries*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:33pm.
jazz - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have all the material I need in mah head.
BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
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You still have the naked photos of Rush Limbaugh that you stole from Stoney?
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*vagina dries, shrivels up and falls off*
Great Jazz, you asshole. WTF am I supposed to do now?
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I don't know. Ask Stoney, she knows all about dried vaginas.
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I thought that was her uterus?
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Global warming, desertification and all that shit. It's spreading.