Wednesday, September 23rd 2009

Ellen Pompeo Gave Birth To A Fruit Bat

Poppin' babies is the theme of September, so Ellen Pompeo joined the club by having her own a few days ago in Los Angeles. Ellen's rep tells UsWeekly that she had a baby girl on September 15th named Stella Luna Pompeo Ivery.

Stella Luna is Ellen and Chris Ivery's first child together.

Stellaluna is also the name of a kiddie book about a bat who is raised by birds. Xtina's bat baby future soulmate was just born!

Not only is Stellaluna the name of a cartoon bat with crack eyes and an uncontrollable tongue, but it also sounds like the name of a light beer. I approve.

Posted by: Michael K


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Centaurious's picture

Stella D'oro cookies.

Brando screaming "STELLA!"

Luna is short for "lunatic."

Well, it means moon. Moonface?

They probably conceived her when her jailbird, buck-fanged husband was howling at the moon.

Stupid names.

Noelegy's picture

I was working for a bookstore when "Stellaluna" came out. I have a little stuffed Stellaluna with Velcro feet. She was hanging from the pull chain of my ceiling fan for the longest time. :)

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kittymuffin's picture

I have an aunt Stella
she still lives with my grandma and patches her legs up everyday, she also hangs out the sheets and underwear on the pulley line every saturday afternoon ,
god bless her soul.

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Sluttsville's picture

You mean there are books that adults read to children, why, don't they have cable television?

That was my favorite book when I was a kid. :)
I actually really like the name.

I'm surprised that everyone seems to like the Luna part of the kid's name. I know someone who named their daughter Luna (but they live in France). The jerk in me always thinks of lunatic though.

Katt's picture

Aww, my Mom used to read me this...
I actually like the name Stella. Luna would be a weird first name but the two sound good together.
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shandi's picture

Someone bought that book for my daughter when she was little, and we still have it, but I never liked it. I have a 4 year old now who is really liking the Skippyjon Jones books and I enjoy them too. They are fun to read!

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Tristram's picture

That's actually a great kids' book.

Whatever's picture

Stellaluna is cute.

You made me laugh so hard!

Now... back to work

MizRo's picture

putas: there have been lots of rumours about her hubby - affairs, jail time, etc...

He seems cold as ice to me.

I had a cat named Luna!!!

MizRo's picture

Luna is beautiful... Stella Luna sounds pretty together.

I like Luna. Sweet. Stella is super common now but not weird at all.
When is she going to ditch this creepy Ivery thing? He's mawkish, ugly and an ex con. And he's supposedly a 'producer' of sorts now. Umm right.
Wasn't there some tabloid bit he recently slept with some waitress? Hello?! Dickmatized.

Chirio's picture

so she gave birth to a bat baby? SO weird.

Coma Caca!!

barelybeagle's picture

Oh man, I loved that book. I'm getting tired of everyone naming their kid Stella though... I used to like that name but now it's played the hell out.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Now I want a beer.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Stella Luna =Star Moon. Maybe she and Soleil Moon Frye can start a group?

Callan's picture

Oh my god. I've read this book to kids I used to babysit for. They even had the stuffed Stellaluna bat.

January72's picture

The book is absolutely precious and one of my (and my kids') favorites. That said, more celebrities should take a page from SMG and FP Jr.'s book when it comes to baby-naming. What is up with the trend of scarring your kid for life with some hideous and/or weird-ass name?

Hey, I just read this to my daughter last night! She has a reading quiz on it today! It's a cute book but as a girl's name? Not so much...

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Stellaluna was my kids' favorite book! We had several copies and even had the CD software. As soon as I saw the name I thought, MK is going to go there, and he so did!!!

They know all about fruitbats now from this book. You just cannot hate on this book; its impossible.

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I love how you immediately took it to the wrongest level, MK. Hahaha, poor baby girl with such a name.

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fuzzyslippers's picture

I LOVE THAT BOOK!

applejones's picture

It does sound like a light beer!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:37pm.
Don't know who this is but fuck what an ugly baby!

Well, you know how they are on Grey's Anatomy. She just had to outdo Heigl in the baby exoticism department.

agirl's picture

Stella Luna is a stoopit name. Aside from the book, it means "Star Moon" in Italian.

FAIL.

parissucksliterally's picture

*yawns*

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LunaChick's picture

I can't hate on the Luna part of the name.

Actually, the name itself isn't bad, except for the book/bat of the same name.

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No Words's picture

I actually like that name. I think it is sweet.

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Mrs. Gosling's picture

Aw thats a sweet name!!!

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angel_i's picture

Stellaluna! Awesome book!

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Plecostomus's picture

Betcha Lady CaCa will wear two of these over her chichis next.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Sweet fuckin' shit, that thing made me almost fall out of my chair!

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suckandfuck's picture

Don't know who this is but fuck what an ugly baby!