Wednesday, September 23rd 2009
Tommy Gets Rough
Damn. Look at Tommy Girl puffing out those succulent tits while manhandling Cameron Diaz on the Boston set of Wichita yesterday. Tommy almost looks like a big butch top! Almost. Maybe this will convince Will Smith to let Tommy tame his hole next time. Naw, probably not. Tommy still looks like a kitten wearing a strap-on.
And you know deep down, Tommy wants to be the one wearing the frilly yellow dress. Truth is, his chichis would probably look better in it than Cameron's.
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His boobies are as big as hers wow...
Cameron is so gross & freaky, creepy looking...She is lucky she has a nice, tight skinny body.
Cameron is 5'9/10 so Tommy Girl must be wearing supppeeerr lifts today
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Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.
Thanks for the close-ups, Miss WM, so we can examine Tammy's facelift scars.
Tammy has spent a fortune on plastic surgery to look 16, yet she still looks like a middle-aged queen!
"Quit poking me with that roll of dimes..."
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon...
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Tammy's nipples are hard - which means Tammy's ovaries are ovulating!!!
This could only happen if that fish has a 9 inch dick!
oh,not these two again. vanilla skye was horrid.
I knew Ronald Cummings beat Misty Croslin.
That's why she won't tell where little Haleigh is.
tom ought to do a remake of pacino's "Cruising"
...it'd be the role of a lifetime
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Absolutely darling.
They're wearing the same boots!
Tommy Girl probably has her panties on, too...
1. She is starting to look like Ellen Barkin
2. She is such a ham.
3. WTF is the costume department doing? Her outfit...
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Did anyone see the two sitting together on Leno the other night doing the 10@10? What a joke - her face is twice as wide as his, she was angled to make her shoulders less broad - and she still looked like a gigantic tranny sitting next to him - he's a petite little guy who likes big women. He looked like a 90 lb weakling next to her!
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:03pm.
Get a look at the lifts, they must be 4 inches to get him to Cams height.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Get a look at the lifts, they must be 4 inches to get him to Cams height.
Ooooooh, Tommy Girl, whens you gets all 'ruff' like dat, you get TWO SNAPS UP....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
No need to comment on these two silly clowns.
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You beat me to it, MK. I was thinking he got into his toppy butch role by thinking about how he wanted to rip that dress of Cameron and wear it himself.
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Tommy should have married Cameron and suckered
her into drinking the Kool-Aid.
Nobody would have cared so much.
I swear Tommygirl is transforming into his mother as he gets older. If his moobs get any bigger he'll need a bra: they're almost larger than Cammy's tiny tits. Seriously, look at a picture of Momma Cruise. It'll give you chills.
And you know, it gets funnier and funnier when he acts all macho and Christian-Baleish, but you know he's dying to bust out to a Madonna song. Maybe he'll have an affair with Cammy, because she's more mannish than he is...
As for his acting abilities.... nah, "Interview" was like fifteen years ago, and any skills CAN atrophy. He's become so smugly self-satisfied in that time that he can't act, he can only play himself.
Cameron looks a hell of a lot like Brooke Hogan.
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Looks like Tommy has been undergoing gender reassignment surgery.....
Moobs!
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 6:31pm.
LOL thats true. Zacquisha is definitely a girl and thats the only specimen most magazines are insisting on shoving down our throats.
LOL men are complex creatures, I'll be damned if I'll ever fully understand one.
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LMAO @ zacquisha...i am 'amazed' that young girls could like him. when i was a kid i had a crush on don johnson. but those were the times! miami vice was the shit!
i'll be damned too if i'll ever understand a mofo.
i just don't see this coming!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
They both should be cock-slapped for 'Vanilla Sky'!
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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 6:17pm.
LOL thats true. Zacquisha is definitely a girl and thats the only specimen most magazines are insisting on shoving down our throats.
LOL men are complex creatures, I'll be damned if I'll ever fully understand one.
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You sluts have been drinking the $cieno Kool-aid, he's not hot!
It's a crime that MK didn't post more firefighter photos.
Okay, I can forgive one photograph with man boobs as a freak shot but this is every single one of them!
Put a damn bra on already!
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:44pm
hahahha! i understand, no worries! men are um, sexsai (and no, zac efron or whatever his name is, isn't one of them)- that's true but damn they're complex creatures. who will ever understand them!?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
he has his lifts and his box to stand on.....he's a supah stahhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:43pm.
LMAO! could be :) but for katie's mental health let's hope tom's package is bigger than 3 inches. you know that poor woman's life is already fucked up. i mean having to deal with such a loon on a daily basis would fuck up anybody's psyche.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 4:26pm.
Damn, I hate to admit it, but I think Tommy looks kind of sexy here. *DUCK
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*Gulp*...me too!
...a petticoat? really?
He's kinda hot in picture 7, poppin his back. I'd hit it, even if he's ten kinds of crazy.
Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:38pm.
He used to be in Buffy, he was her on again, off again squeeze. Damn that Sarah Michelle Gellar got to cuddle with some hot men, David Boreanz, Marc Blucas.
He is so packing and such a manly man, with those muscles, gorgeous eyes, and when he walks, he walks like a man in uniform, so sexy. Excuse me, he is just so manly and sexsai.
With Disney shoving men like Zacquisha down ones throats constantly I just get uber excited, everytime I see a real man
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Netflix is already offering this one on its cue. And Katie will be promoting her new movie at your local 7/11's discount dvd carrousel.
Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:38pm.
Isn't Tom's package hosting today's open post?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:35pm.
The problem with Tom Cruise is that he cannot make a film without having some scene in which he flashes is roguish smirk ... even if the smirk is totally inappropriate to the character.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:26pm
LOL! this is the first time i see this guy (marc blucas).
as for tom's package...i can live without seeing it. i'd rather see naked christian bale. oh yessss! gimme!!!!!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:32pm.
Actually Tom Cruise was probably the sole redeeming male in IWTV.
Tom Cruise's problem is that he needs another publicist other than the team leader at the church of scientology.
He is a good actor but his verbal promotion of the church of scientology turns people off. People want to hear about movies, not be preached to by waky religious people
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:12pm.
Wouldn't be first time either Tom or Cam sucked the life out of an otherwise passable movie regardless of the other actors.
Tom: Interview With A Vampire
Cam: In Her Shoes
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Damn! His tits are bigger than hers are!
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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:13pm
I want Marc Blucas's dick pics as well. Ahhh I'm drooling over his pictures as we speak.
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In the last pic Marc is showing a bit of skin. Ohhhhh whenever I see this man, my mind goes "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
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Renter.
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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:13pm.
I kind of think he must be packing. MK needs to use his resources and get a picture of Tom Cruise's equipment.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Let's cut to the chase: neither Tommy or Cammi need the money. They got paid up front, no doubt. It's the studio that better change their accountant's shorts, because the smell of bomb is wafting.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:01pm.
Unaware that her blind date is a federal agent, a woman is subsequently pulled into a globe-spanning attempt to protect the key element to a infinite power source.
That sounds like one of the plots intended for Anna Scott in "Notting Hill."
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:00pm.
Maybe he has a big cock to make up for the lack of inches. LOL
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i need proof! any pics of tom's package, MK?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 5:07pm.
I don't think so. There will be more egg on their faces, if the jokes aren't funny.
The plotline does sound like a comedy and did I mention MARC BLUCAS is in it.
Marc and all his sexy, drool worthy muscles.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************