Why Can't You Let Aubrey O'Day's Chichis Be Great?
Before you watch Aubrey O'Day's inspirational speech about her boobies and body, (NSFW) click here to see a topless picture of her at the opening night of her Las Vegas titty show yesterday. Aubrey's nipples are steaming, because the picture "leaked" and made its way around the internet. Aubrey was forced to call out from her show, because she was up all night talking to her lawyers both domestically AND internationally to get the picture off the internet. No, "talking to the lawyers" is not some new kinky sex act involving scat, Aubrey was actually on the phone with legal people. I think.
In the clip, Aubrey queefs on and on about how we should love our bodies...KUMBAYABLAHBLERBLAHBLER... Then she shows us what she looks like in her au naturale state. Yes. Whenever you need to prove a point, just show your breasts.
The truth is, I've liked Aubrey since she admitted that she was a proud member of the slut club, but I'm not sure why she's that upset about the "leaked" picture. I'm sure this is not the first time hos have made fun of her chichis. I mean, we've seen her titty balls in Playboy, on almost every street corner and in the back pages of L.A. Weekly.
Aubrey just needs to keep on sluttin' and fuck the haters. No, I mean, like she needs to literally fuck her haters. Give it to them good, keep 'em dripping for more and then never give it to them again. Giving a bitch blue balls is the best revenge.
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If you are asking why 'hollywood bitches' all talk like this, you have very obviously not ever been to Southern California. My family is originally from there and all my cousins talk exactly like this. I consider it to be a really annoying accent, you can't help talking with a drawl if you are from Texas or Alabama and you can't help saying "like" every other word if you are from Cali. it's annoying but so is a southern accent.
And I honestly think she looks hot in the photo, but I am a chick and don't really think the super skinny look is very sexy. her boobs look real in the leaked photo (although I gather they are not actually real) and she looks sexy. I liked the video except for the fact that she felt she had to defend it by saying she was an hour into performance and hitting a high note.
lame. what does she think is going to happen in a show called Peepshow?
all i know is that she stayed up partying all night after her first show and then was too fucked up to do the next one. she may have an unfortunate set of titties and a bloated belly, but she's got great PR people if they can spin a story like this one.
They just photoshopped her a waist....it happens
Hey Audrey, are your stupid fake tits and orange skin 'natural' too? Dumbass. What does it matter if someone takes a naked pic of you on stage...you've already put the goods (or err, not so goods) out there for all to see.
I will say that Perez Hilton is a fat fucking greaseball who has no right to call anyone out on their body.
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Aubrey?? What is natural? The contacts in your eyes? The fake bake? The extensions? The implants? The botox?
Fuck u! U hate everything about yourself...no one MADE you get those surgeries. And, your nips are lopsided.
Why do these young American chicks sound so stupid??Cause they are...The rest of us bitches in the country dont talk like that. LIKE,okay?? FUCK.
Hoho.... i've just watch her topless during the peepshow pic leaked at:
leakapic.com/2009/09/aubrey-oday-topless-peepshow-in-vegas.html
Enjoy her big nipples guys...
Hoho.... i've just watch her topless during the peepshow pic leaked at:
http://www.leakapic.com/2009/09/aubrey-oday-topless-peepshow-in-vegas.ht... Enjoy her big nipples guys...
@straightup2: Truly sorry if I offended you, please don't take my comment personally. This post was just a little too much to handle before my morning coffee. Might I suggest you take your daily fix too?
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LOL Mickey seems to be under the impression the TV is actual real life (like).
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:27pm.
Why do all American girls {like} seem to talk {like} so silly {like}, you know? I watched an episode of The Hills once and couldn't stop laughing. All these big eyed little Bratz girls, faking mutual interest using over the top girly voices. Their love interests deserve a medal for not being openly bored at nauseum.
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Shut the fuck up, EuroTrash.
she do look doughy and yeasty
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:54pm.
Here's some salutary advice which you probably won't take: just shut up and sing. Do it in studio now or you will have to resort to humming along with your past "hits" on the pole during your sets at Goodtime Charlie's off of Route 6.
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Damn, Holly Madison's got some wonky titty balls. One's looking at you and the other's looking FOR you.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Don't know why this makes me feel sorry for her, but it does.
Oh wait -- I do know: Because it's such an achingly DESPERATE thing to do to stay on the fameho radar, and every post about her she's doing/saying something even more pathetic/sad than the last. And that sad voice and eyes, oy...
Aubrey Aubrey Aubrey:
We don't hate you becuz you're fat.
You're fat becuz we hate you.
(that's just my new favourite line and altho *I* don't think she's fat, i think it really fits here)
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She looks okay. Yes her stomach lacks tone and isn't exactly flat (I'm guessing she boozes a lot), but she looks like a normal girl. I don't get why people are harping on her.
As for Perez Hilton that fat fuck has a lot of room to talk. That queen's just being a bitch because no one wants to fuck him. Think about it you live in LA and you look like that? No wonder he had to leave Miami.
Ah, uhm, ah, this video inspires me to say, uhm, ah
"FUCK U AUBREY O'DAY!"
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Okay, I have one question -why the hell is her bloated torso W I D E R than her (?)hips???
She's as ugly as she is clueless.
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Why do all American girls {like} seem to talk {like} so silly {like}, you know? I watched an episode of The Hills once and couldn't stop laughing. All these big eyed little Bratz girls, faking mutual interest using over the top girly voices. Their love interests deserve a medal for not being openly bored at nauseum.
Giving a bitch blue balls is the best revenge.
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omg that was funny.
yeah, I've done it. so what?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by muffintops on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:05pm.
I don't see what the big fuss is
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She's mad cuz they called her fat.
She's all socially advanced like that.
Zactly...if it was a good pic she would have showing this all over the place.
omigosh. i thought it was miley cyrus. (like, age progressed five years)
All her pathetic "screaming at attorneys" was a complete waste of time, because the ugly photo of this dumb fat hog is everywhere on the internet and it ain't going away. If I had fat thighs like her, I'd hang myself, honestly...
Oh yeah.. and get a fucking clue Taudry, you're natural as spray can cheese.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:13pm.
in that link the other womans tits are horrendous.
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Ho to the ly? So hard looking, I bet they make a 'clonk clonk' noise when she picks stuff up off the floor.
But, which part bothered you the most? The malformed hardened bits under each one, or the one nipple with ceiling eyes?
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Submitted by muffintops on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:05pm.
I don't see what the big fuss is
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She's mad cuz they called her fat.
She's all socially advanced like that.
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Why does this look like a hostage video?
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in that link the other womans tits are horrendous.
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Beeyatch please. You went from All-American to All-Orifices in the blink of an eye and your "career" fizzled. Your trannie life-savers colored poodle probably has more bookings than you at this point.
Here's some salutary advice which you probably won't take: just shut up and sing. Do it in studio now or you will have to resort to humming along with your past "hits" on the pole during your sets at Goodtime Charlie's off of Route 6.
OMGGGGGGGGG..the thing that annoys me the most is the way she speaks. AGHHHH! Why do all these Hollywood hookers talk like that?
So, I just saw the leaked pic - nice try, Aubrey.
And also - let's see them thighs beyotch! Thighs don't lie, hunny.
But really - aside from her wonky fake boobies I think she looks fine.
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She's sucking her stomach in and she has no hips...typical Hollywood body, no shape at all.
The part I don't understand is when she mentioned perez hilton. Isn't he a fat pink pig himself? I would like to see the fag that fucks that fat pink pig and get turned when when ugly fat pork oozes off his fag's dick and watch pink pig sucks his shitty shitt off his dick. Only fat pigs drinks the best water and that would be his nasty ass venom of shit going back into his mouth. They are only ones that like to swim in their own shit.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I don't see what the big fuss is - so they took a picture of her boobies on stage going Yippee! Better than Holly's mess of boobs. Ouch.
Who is this badly dressed and poorly hair colored person?
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She needs to get it over with and release a hardcore porno... Yes, with DP and plenty of A2M... Enough with the teasing.
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Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 7:43pm.
PS: Pull your pants down a little lower; I can't see your uterus...
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O please - your message is: See bitches! I'm skinny!
Stoopit ho.
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Like someone mentioned earlier, how is this any different then when she was flaunting her Playboy pics? We've seen her topless before; this is nothing new. And that was the most fake "natural" look I've ever seen...*blech* She and LiLo need a scrub with some Comet
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Ok, so she's USUALLY onstage at Peep Show but last night was her opening night. I find it so hard to listen to speeches that start with this kind of discrepancy...
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...says the girl with the huge, fake chi chis.
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WTF no pussy shots?
Bitch, STFU. You went out on stage and showed your titties, and you have the nerve to get mad that someone took a picture? Get real, ho.
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