Friday, September 25th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Catherine Zeta-Jones (40) & Michael Douglas (65)
T.I. (29)
Jodie Kidd (31)
Clea DuVall (32)
Santigold (33)
Bridgette Wilson (36)
Bridget Marquardt (36)
Hal Sparks (40)
Will Smith (41)
Scottie Pippen (44)
Tate Donovan (46)
Keely Shaye Smith (46)
Aida Turturro (47)
Heather Locklear (48)
Michael Madsen (51)
Mark Hamill (58)
Cheryl Tiegs (62)
Barbara Walters (80)

Posted by: Michael K


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IrishFury's picture

I'm 39 and I have the vaccine scar. Most of my friends do too, growing up in Ireland. She is 40 and her scar is from the MMR, not the 'pox.

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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 2:01pm.

I am "older" than CZJ and do NOT have the vaccine scar. My momma said that because smallpox was well on its way to eradication by the late 60s, the vaccine was optional. But as I said, I'm speaking for MY area.
The years older rumors have dogged CZJ since she hit it big in the states. Her early work includes gigs that were hard to believe for someone so young. And who can forget this lovely photo from the early 90s:
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Yeah you're right for sure, that rumours have dogged her since "The Darling Buds of May". I was vaccinated for smallpox in the early seventies because of travel to a third world country and the scar healed badly and left a pock mark like hers. Not sure how to explain hers though..hmmmm
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gucci's picture

oh shit what a libra list! happy birthday you bunch of whores!

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CZJ is actually around 47-50 years old. However, she still looks good.

kdracofan's picture

i saw catherine and her husband the other days at the Boat House in Central Park
she is gorgeous in person and very nice so was he. o she has chicken-legs

peaches80's picture

TWO MORE DAYS YEY!!!!!

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EvilShoe's picture

No way she is 40. I am not far behind her and I don't have a vaccine scar either. None of my friends that are younger than I am from school do either.

I call bullshit on this yet again and will do so every year thereafter.

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I am "older" than CZJ and do NOT have the vaccine scar. My momma said that because smallpox was well on its way to eradication by the late 60s, the vaccine was optional. But as I said, I'm speaking for MY area.
The years older rumors have dogged CZJ since she hit it big in the states. Her early work includes gigs that were hard to believe for someone so young. And who can forget this lovely photo from the early 90s:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/czj_young.jpg

lez-babe's picture

Why's that bitch switching slobber with that old decrepit geez.

Andraya's picture

They're golfers so I like them, I think they make a cute couple, so she has a daddy complex, many gals do.

Bda's picture

Libras are the fucking best! My birthday is tomorrow.

And yeah Catherine Zeta Jones is on some bullshit. I remember years and years ago she'd be 39 years old. Bitch please you aint 39,40, none of that shit. She lives part time in my home Bermuda I'm going to find that bitches passport. LOL. Lying ass.

little_rascal's picture

Wow, Will Smith is 41? He still looks like a teenager in "Fresh Prince of Bell Air". I wonder what's his secret? He always looks so happy and smiling.
Happy birthday to Will Smith, Heather Locklear, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Barbara Walters!

pomegranate's picture

I always laugh when CZJ's birthday comes up-though I will say I am surprised she copped to 40 this year...I remember thinking she'd be "39" for a couple of years at least!

M.E.'s picture

I do not believe CZJ is 40. I have always believed she was older.

parissucksliterally's picture

I believe she is 40- why is that so incredible?

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She looks like she's going to rip off his lips with her teeth.

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Zita Jones is 40 according to her Wiki page. And Wiki is always correct. I decided.

toni's picture

Happy Birthday to Clea Duvall!
CZJ is young as 40, she was a child star in Britain so it'd be hard to lie about her age as she's been in the public light forever. Hope her kids turn out better than the other Douglas'.

uhm-people-small pox was confirmed to be eradicate in 1977. so it's perfectly plausible for someone to be vaccinated against small pox prior to that time. As CZJ was born in 1969-she would have still have been vaccinated.

also the MMR vaccine produces a similar scar to the smallpox vaccine-I have one (the MMR vaccination scar)and I was born in 1980

some people look older than their years. CZJ is most likely the age she claims she is-but even if she isn't you can't base that on the vaccination scar.

kupkake's picture

If Heather Locklear is 48 today then CZJ is at least that... minimum 47 but more like 49 or 50. And that's with a lot of 'work' done to make her appear as young as possible.

MizRo's picture

easyaspie2 has it right.

easyaspie2's picture

CZJ is not 40, she is at lest 45-50. Her birthday is also not today. It is earlier in September and she changed it to have the same as his. Being a Libra seemed nicer to her than being a Virgo. Libra is the sign of beauty and you know she thinks she is a great one. It was a publicity stunt to have the same birthday, a soulmate thingy. Another reason I know she is over 45 is she tried to have a third child for a few years and finally gave up because she is too old. If she were in her mid thirties she would have had fewer issues with all that. Happy Bday Grammy Cathy!

Bunnyman's picture

Ew, why is Cubic Zirconium-Jones always hanging around with that decomposing old corpse?

“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”

like-wow's picture

I wonder if he is still boning her at his age? I'll bet she gets her peen somewhere else. I decided.

chefcammi's picture

it looks like shes in mid-sentence when he goes in for a (ugh) kiss.. hpw annoying to look at.

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Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 7:30am.

I'm not sure how it was done in Wales, but folks in my area under the age of 41 do NOT have a smallpox vaccination scar like CZJ. Anyone?)

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I was born in Illinois, just turned 40 last month, and I had the small pox shot and have a scar from it. I think they stopped giving them in 71 or 72.

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Submitted by Viva Mexico on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:17am.

45 at the least. however it's kinda cool they have the same bday. at least they don't have to worry about forgetting their spouses' bday!
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My husband and I have the same birthday (same day AND year) and it actually makes it a bit boring. We don't really celebrate. He doesn't try to surprise me on my birthday - feels weird since it is his birthday, too. But how many people can say they are only 14 hours older than their spouse?

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Triscuit better show up to wish T.I. a happy bday!
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Happy birfday Babawa Wawa... Yo, T.I., don't drop the soap birfday bitch!
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Viva Mexico's picture

45 at the least. however it's kinda cool they have the same bday. at least they don't have to worry about forgetting their spouses' bday!

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

She looks great for her age, but that age is not 40. Happy Birthday anyway, slut!

Green Is Good's picture

Happy Barfday Luke Skywalker!

Happy birthday Will Smith, Scottie Pippen, Heather Locklear, Cheryl Tiegs, Barbara Walters.

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The New Improved Wyle E's picture

I can't hate on her for pretending she's younger. If you want to keep getting scripts in Hollywood you basically have no choice.

But 40?

I would have thought she was a very beautiful, very well preserved mid to late 40s.
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DeeDee's picture

I must wish Mark Hamill a happy birthday, too. "Star Wars" is on a loop at my house. My girls love "Luke SkyWATER."

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Is he blowing her a shotgun? What the hell kind of kiss is that? Maybe he forgot to put his teeth in. Hell I dunno.... HI SLUTS

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KD's picture

T.I. be partying it up in the big house today!

Tristram's picture

That's enough to make your kid deal meth.

(Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 7:30am.

I'm not sure how it was done in Wales, but folks in my area under the age of 41 do NOT have a smallpox vaccination scar like CZJ. Anyone?)

***Excellent point!*** Just add more weight to the theory that she is closer in age to that dried up old fossil that she'd like us to believe.

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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&Does anyone know CZJ's real age, cuz I do NOT believe that she's 40. Me-thinks she's shaved off several years.

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Forget having to work a 10 hour shift, this image alone just ruined MY birthday.

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DeeDee's picture

I'll say something nice....Michael has a full head of hair.

HB Michael Madsen! I looked at his IMDb page and he's a hard working guy.

Good morning MK ♥

Spoiled's picture

I'm not sure how it was done in Wales, but folks in my area under the age of 41 do NOT have a smallpox vaccination scar like CZJ. Anyone?

freshfacestripper's picture

40??

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Happy Barfday indeed.

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JJ_pryor's picture

Why not a photo of that Hot Babe Babwa Walters?
GRrrrrrrrr.

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The only reason they're still together is he's near death, and she has alimony to protect and collect.

And to think he was passably handsome before that bad plastic surgery!

Besides, he bought her an Oscar, so she has to remain!

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Haribo's picture

that's a huge age difference but they make a nice couple i guess. they're still together after all these years! happy birthday to all the slutz! :P

morning to all the dlisted beotches! (i'm talking gangsta today. blame tom oc!). LMAO

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