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Macy Gray - SPOILER ALERT! Macy was killed off from Dancing with the SARS last night and homegirl could give a crooked dick! When they told her she was dead, she kind of shrugged and didn't look too upset. You know she was just thinking about getting back to her trailer and getting back into bed with her bong. I don't blame her ass.
But I do blame the general public for voting Macy out! Yes, bitch danced like a stoned ass Big Bird who just took the best shit of his life, but she was entertaining. I mean, during Tuesday night's show, Macy dropped one of the first ever "cherry bombs" on live TV and got censored. Macy said something like she was glad to get her cherry popped by performing her first dance. Now that's the kind of shit I like to hear. Although, that's not the kind of shit I like to imagine. Chocolate covered cherries will never be the same again!
Below is Macy doing the stoner waltz and then declaring to the world that she just got her ballroom fuck on for the very first time.
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Is it really that difficult to dance? She looked so stiff
I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
She doesn't look too keen on her partner there - when he tries to touch her at the end, she shrugs him off and she looks like she really wants to lead all the way through.
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
maybe if she'd been allowed to lead like the natural man she is....
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Yup!, totally stoned, totally fun she is!
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Macy looked pretty....stoned
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Meeshie: So that's what she said - thank you!! they kept bleeping it out!
I watched a bit of Access Hollywood yesterday and Macy looked and spoke like she was gone, just gone!
She actually said "I feel like I fucking busted my cherry" so it wasn't as innocent as people think it was. She wasn't voted off for her censored comment, she was voted off because she sucked. She and Kathy Ireland were terrible and deserved to be in the bottom two.
Hahahaha! "Your technique, I can't even go there." You can if you smoke a big old fat blunt.
All cherry poppin' aside...
What are they trying to say by having Macy dance to "Natural Woman"? That she can't possibly be one? It's a giant musical pun.
Sung by one of the horrible American Idol rejects that the band hires each week. Simply dreadful.
Macy is the American version of Wino.
Messed up one-hit-wonder that no one would want to touch with a ten foot pole. Just photos of them make you itch.
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She was the worst dancer in both groups and deserved to be voted off. She never smiled, she was even indifferent when she met her partner, she walked down that spiral staircase on the set with the grace of an elephant. No, she needed to leave.
Of course she lost "Dancing with the Racists".
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:56am.
I would have loved to have heard what she said. America gets SO uptight about this stuff - it's hilarious.
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She's said "I've popped my cherry" referring to dancing for the first time.
It's ridiculous that it was censored.
Ahh, Macy Gray, a fellow pothead. She actually did much better than the last dance I saw her do. She actually looked pretty.
Her 1st album was awesome.
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Wow. Macy looked pretty. The judges and emcee joke making is just cringe inducing.
She looks like that Sunday Morning reporter, Nancy Gilles in that photo.
Mornin' hookers!!
I would have loved to have heard what she said. America gets SO uptight about this stuff - it's hilarious.
Strictly Come Dancing is better. But Macy wasn't too bad - certainly better than Joe Calzaghe.
LMAO@'SARS' Macy looked kinda cute here though:)
And good GOD, Aretha's schweddy chi chi balls are wilting at that blasphemous version of her song.
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Goo morning bitches!!
I prefer to think of her as a very talented musician and performer. She rocks live.
This is a sell out girl remember your own lyrics:
your mama told you to be discreet
and keep your freak to yourself
but your mama lied to you all this time
she knows as well as you and I
you've got to express what is taboo in you
and share your freak with the rest of us
cause it's a beautiful thang
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Triscuit. 09/02/09
That wasn't too shoddy. The viewers must've kicked her out for her potty mouth.
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Bottom-feeder.
For the life of me, I cannot figure out the appeal of this show. I have friends who ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY CANNOT MISS IT, but it bores the shit out of me.
And while I thought Macy did pretty good, I still think I'm gonna have to agree with Kathy Griffin: Macy Gray is probably a little retarded:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqab8RxVvN4
love me some Macy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivA0jG0l-1k
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At least she cleans up good.
so who else got kicked off. i missed it...
lol
Aww...I thought she did really good...
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