Mah Boo Could Be The Swine Flu's Sexiest Victim Yet
On Mah Boo 369me last night, Dr. Sanjay Gupta talked about how he caught the oink ills when he was off in Afghanistan. Dr. Gupta also thinks that Mah Boo might have a little case of swine flu too, because he was there and he also has the symptoms.
THE PIGS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! I'm going to shank Miss Piggy up and wrap her in a tortilla if anything happens to Mah Boo. When Mah Boo coughs, my a-hole twitches. When Mah Boo sneezes, my nipples go numb. He should really get that checked out. And by "checked out," I mean he should skip on over to the free clinic trailer and ask for Dr. Slut (yours truly). Then I'm going to need his peen to cough into my face before I can make an official orgasm diagnosis. It's the only way to know for sure.
But seriously, he doesn't have the oinks. Mah Boo is invincible! He probably just tossed some bad salad the night before.
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Maybe people will realize now that Swine Flu isn't going to kill you. I'll stick to my Purell hand sanitizers for the duration of the flu season. And I can use it to get drunk.
We suspect it is more likely that Miss C has "butt flu"!
PURE FUCKING GENIUS. i am literally laughing out loud at my desk. what would i do without you, MK?
I just saw on the news that if you've had a flu shot you're more susceptible to H1N1! That's crazy.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Anderson Cooper is the sexiest man alive!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:30am.
He is perfect. Sublime just amazing. Anderson Cooper is the ideal man.
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gross.
What kind of Benjamin Buttons shit is going on with Dr. Sanjay Gupta?
He looks really bad, skinny sick, he might have more than piggy flu, like the gift that keeps on giving?
I think the Govt. is trying to kill us all off , so they dont have to insure or worry about us anymore, and that Tamiflu vaccine fuckery has some kind of shit in it...
I wanna see you shank Miss Piggy MK.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by DNfromMN on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:43am.
They were totally sharing sleeping bags and they infected each other. Swine Flu: The next STD
I would let Anderson give me Swine Flu anyday. twice.
Yes, I do believe he Anderson reads this site.
I love you Anderson.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
First Marilynn Manson, now AC? Oh the humanity!
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Shiitake happens...
I love him, he's just perfection. He's also the only thing I watch on CNN and I watch all the news channels.
Raul: I can take 'em!
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Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:00am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:58am.
LMAO at white devil - YOU RACIST BASTARD!! lol... white devil reminds me of Ace Ventura, the second one. BUMBLE-BEE TUNA!
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Your balls are showing, BUMBLEBEE TUNA!
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LOL - good times... SHUH-CACA!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:58am.
LMAO at white devil - YOU RACIST BASTARD!! lol... white devil reminds me of Ace Ventura, the second one. BUMBLE-BEE TUNA!
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Your balls are showing, BUMBLEBEE TUNA!
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
LMAO at white devil - YOU RACIST BASTARD!! lol... white devil reminds me of Ace Ventura, the second one. BUMBLE-BEE TUNA!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:41am.
RAUL! Thanks for my first WHEEZER of the day!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
hahahaha my bf calls me a white devil sometimes, LOL
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Thanks, good to know that there are people here that get that it was nothing more than A JOKE! But you might want to get rid of that Sharpton quete before the PC police come for your head too!
They were totally sharing sleeping bags and they infected each other. Swine Flu: The next STD
RAUL! Thanks for my first WHEEZER of the day!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
hahahaha my bf calls me a white devil sometimes, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:06am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:58am.
Oh my, what is that white devil saying to that lovely Indian man?
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I FUCKING LOL'D
.................................................................... I guess I need post a disclaimer with my JOKES now! No actual white devils were harmed in the posting of this humor.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:48am.
I know, right? Too funny, Dr. MK Slut!
PAGING DR. LAPOOK...
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 7:58am.
Oh my, what is that white devil saying to that lovely Indian man?
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I FUCKING LOL'D
I have always had the hots for Dr. Gupta.
I hope he is feeling better.
MK, you and Mah Boo would make the perfect couple. Go for it! Puleeeeze!
Oh my, what is that white devil saying to that lovely Indian man?
Snowy I sincerely hope you are right. If he reads this we may one day see MK skipping down the aisle in the slut dress.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Aren't the symptoms like..frequent diarrhea? Is that really how you want to picture Anderson, MK?
LMAOMK U NEED TO STOP!!!!!
U know damn well he reads this shit
omg *dies*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Barf. Hate Anderson POOPER. He's such a dull dumbass.
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fuck
LOL - MK, your fascination with AC never fails to amuse me!
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