Rebecca Gayfart And McSteamy Sue Over That Boring Ass "Naked" Tape
Last month, Gawker posted 4-minutes of a "naked and high tape" starring Eric Dane, his wife the Noxzema Girl and some former Miss Teen USA who might be a whore merchant. The tape barely showed any of McSteamy's McPeeny and it contained zero sex. Basically, we all submitted a request for a refund to Eric Dane for giving us all blue balls. Well, Eric and Rebecca have submitted their own documents in a Los Angeles County courtroom.
TMZ reports that they filed a $1 million lawsuit against Gawker for "maliciously distrubing" the tape. They also want Gawker to kill the video from their website.
Gawker's publisher Nick Denton had this to say about the lawsuit: "To quote the great Marty Singer -- Eric Dane's lawyer -- if you don't want a sex tape on the internet, 'don't make one!'"
You know, we should all file a class action lawsuit against Eric and Rebecca for "leaking" a sex tape without any damn sex in it! False advertising! Seriously, they could've licked a clit or flicked a peen. Instead, all they gave us was their nekkid asses hanging onto each other while giggling like sixth-graders who just got high for the first time. You could see the exact same thing in one of the Hogan's home movies.
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Wait a minute! Are you telling me that these two were naked on the Internet? You mean they were not wearing any clothes at all? Is that legal on the Internet? Are their parents aware of what these two are doing with their free time? casino online
Seeing as Gawker sucks I say Team sex tape.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
The noxema jars over her cans was funny.
I get tie tie every time I look at these two boring twats. Keep your clothes on.
Link, please, to shots of nude Eric!!!!!!
that was the most boring "sex" tape between a fag and two ugly cunts i've ever seen...
it was more like a bad slumber party...that someone taped...
the worst is that they're greedy too...fucking idiots...
He's kind of hot in a 'you're my bro in law & we've been partying & yeah you can sleep in my bed & touch my no-no parts' way, but I've seen hotter guys waiting in line for their methadone at the Treatment Center I went to for my DUI.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Submitted by blaaaake on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 10:44am.
Rebecca should just be happy people know her for something other than killing that kid a few years back
Why is this bug-eyed bitch not in jail?
This crack ho ruined Mcteamy for me. He needs to dump her ass and get some nice armcandy
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Crackhead tape! Is this filed under,"CRACKHEADS"? That is all this shit was. They were fucking hi. Bitch,even says the shit....
blaaaaaake is obviously a fat hend that hates Rebecca cuz she's beautiful
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Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Rebecca should just be happy people know her for something other than killing that kid a few years back. nobody even remembers her from "Scream 2."
Anything to keep your names in the media...
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:56am
aight, jazzfish! will have to try that brand as well.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:19am.
i tried maxwell house. it's not bad! i had worse! the crap i am drinking now is called jacobs cronat gold. i am not sure you can get that in the states. it's a german coffee brand that sells its shit mostly in europe.
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In Europe, I'd probably go with Douwe Egberts.
Anyway, must get back to work.
I can't watch that, moobs disturb me.
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Shiitake happens...
Marty Singer is the male Gloria Allred: a mean, snarling, shrill, snapping dog (I mean, IMO, since he's likely to sue me now).
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:56am.
I just buy Maxwell House now - not the best, but dependable. Flavored coffee is for children. Starfucks is chemically flavored swill. "Boutique" coffees are typically more about the artwork on the packaging than on the coffee. Coffee has been around for a long, long time so better to go with an established brand. There isn't much you can do to improve it at this point
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i tried maxwell house. it's not bad! i had worse! the crap i am drinking now is called jacobs cronat gold. i am not sure you can get that in the states. it's a german coffee brand that sells its shit mostly in europe.
LMAO @ starfucks...umm, i am a starfuck addict...i mean i was. i would still be one but thank god we don't have strafucks here cos i would leave all my money there. at least we don't have one in my city. other cities might have starbuckses.
i am not a huge fan of flavored coffee either although i once tried chocolate truffle flavored coffee and it wasn't bad. i know it's chemistry in a bag- not the healthiest thing to drink.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:14am.
Farrah is too much of a hot slut to let a little cunt like MS keep her from making us LOLZZZZZZZS!
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OMG, my Neuro has the same opinion. "if you wanna be a bitch and it works, go ahead, be a bitch!"
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
Submitted by jazzfish: "I just buy Maxwell House now - not the best, but dependable."
Exactly. I like diner coffee and the stuff from the cart on the corner. And Dunkin' Donuts.
When we went on vacation to Barbados, the hotel there had the BEST coffee. I asked the kitchen guys and it was called Beech Nut and was from a liquid concentrate they mixed with hot water in bug urns. It was delicious. Twelve years ago and I still hanker for it.
Tried to watch the no-sex sex tape at gawker but it froze. But that pic... The farmer tan and saggy nips on that guy. Yuck.
For those who don't know who these losers are, I only remember Eric from the tv show Charmed. He played Phoebe's boss at the newspaper and was her love interest for a while.
His wife Rebecca was in the cable tv show Dead Like Me for a few episodes. I don't know what movies she's been in.
Also don't know miss teen usa 2002 who's crown was snatched off her head.
Oh, and when the vid froze, it stopped on 39 year old rebecca wearing a child's cobination 4th of july/halloween costume. WTH?
Farrah is too much of a hot slut to let a little cunt like MS keep her from making us LOLZZZZZZZS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 9:07am.
@ Farrah
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Farrah, I'm so sorry you're having a bad day. How do you manage to still keep your sense of humor despite everything?
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aww, sweetie, thanks! Coming here and having fun with you horz helps me a lot. And, i have no idea if you're aware of this, but my first language is Spanish, so i keep my brain working extra time by posting in English. My grandma is also a Holocaust survivor, so i guess i have the "feisty gene" in me.
Of course, your adorable avie adds a lot to my feeling better!
♥♥♥
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
I'm going to have to side with Marty. If you're too fucking high and stupid to erase a naked frolic with a skank, then you deserve for everyone to see what utter failures you are in bed.
@ Farrah
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Farrah, I'm so sorry you're having a bad day. How do you manage to still keep your sense of humor despite everything? You're making everyone laugh while all the rest of us are kvetching and whining.
Please feel better, sweety.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:55am.
LMAO at Farrah!
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yo, Jack, i know you've got work to do, and imma let you finish, but hook me up with that kid in your avie's dentist!
(day two of MS attack: stabby, shanky, silly, forgetful, dazed and confused. Just like any other day!)
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:52am.
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lol, I saw the headlines too, but I didn't want to give my uterus any ideas, so I skipped the video clip. I too wondered where she was storing that other baby, and I also questioned if they didn't just confuse a foot-long hot dog floating around in her belly with another baby.
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:48am.
tell me about 'good' coffee...i bought this HUGE ass jar some time ago. the coffee was supposed to taste good (everybody recommended it). i would kill the mofos because that crap is gross beyond words.
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I just buy Maxwell House now - not the best, but dependable. Flavored coffee is for children. Starfucks is chemically flavored swill. "Boutique" coffees are typically more about the artwork on the packaging than on the coffee. Coffee has been around for a long, long time so better to go with an established brand. There isn't much you can do to improve it at this point.
LMAO at Farrah!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I couldn't sleep last night, I thought about taking a Tylenol PM, but watching their sex video worked faster. If these two didn't sue, how would they keep their names in the spotlight.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:41am.
I just saw the story about the pregnant woman that got pregnant with another baby. BABIESSSSSSSSSS!
I didn't read the story, but I saw the headline and the woman's picture. She's carrying the second baby under her chin, à la a pelican, right?
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:40am.
I still don't know who these two (3?) twats are. The video was boring beyond believe. My coffee this morning tastes awful. I'm sleepy. It's raining. Not a good start here, folks.
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um, you're not the only one. i don't know these peoplez either.
tell me about 'good' coffee...i bought this HUGE ass jar some time ago. the coffee was supposed to taste good (everybody recommended it). i would kill the mofos because that crap is gross beyond words.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I want a refund too. I didn't even get blue balls. :-(
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:43am.
wtf are you horz doing up so early?? i get up at 5:30 to send off the slave (BF) but i quickly go back to bed, with the monster dog.
I should check into the real world every now and then...
WHY WONT MY DROGAS LET ME BE GREAT!
(yo, Tramadol, you're good and all, and imma let you finish, but Darvocet is the best DROGAS ever invented!)
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
Why sue? It wasn't a sex tape and if you don't want to have shit like this leaked, then don't be a narcasist: DON'T TAPE YOUR SEXY TIME. Plus McSteamy having sex? Yes I'd want to see that. That bug eyed fish he is married to? No thanks. What a mess that woman is. And the subject of several blind items I believe about her love for the good stuff.
Anyway, sue away. The jury will probably fall asleep watching the evidence and call it a mistrail.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:43am.
Jack:
Still?
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you know it... lol and I never saw KAT last night on that show!!! BUT I COULD HEAR HER!!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I'm sure the lawsuit won't go anywhere, but still, I say fuck Gawker Media, and especially Nick Denton.
Jack:
Still?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
for real Plece: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
What is with the spammers?
Do they not know if we wanna talk dirty to someone, we just do it right here???!!!
We do not need your stupid sluts, we have our own!
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
You could shake his titties as you fuck him, fatties like that shit, makes them cum harder.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:12am.
Fuck this story, what is going on with the story on Gawker where a lady had a 19.2 pound BABY!?!?
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I just saw the story about the pregnant woman that got pregnant with another baby. BABIESSSSSSSSSS!
http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/
a treesome?!? DAMN! call me a prude but i would never go for it.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I still don't know who these two (3?) twats are. The video was boring beyond believe. My coffee this morning tastes awful. I'm sleepy. It's raining. Not a good start here, folks.
Ew. I wouldn't even have a twosome(much less a menage a trois) with that ugly knotty haired child killer. People are so gross.
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Yawn.
We should be suing those two dimwits for boring us.
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for a million bucks not only should the sex tape have sex in it but also several inanimate objects...
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon...
Lame.
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