Brit Brit Is Single-Handedly Keeping The Platform Flip-Flops Industry Alive
As usual, Our Lady of Cheetos was the epitome of style and sophistication as she left Ralphs yesterday. You should curtsy when you see her.
But seriously, who cares about the dress made from my abuelita's sewing scraps, or the butt acne on her chest, or her gobble gobble neck. I need everyone to focus on those wedge flip-flops she continues to wear like she's a day-shift trailer park hooker trying to sex up her look a bit.
Every time my eyes vomit when seeing platform flip-flops on the street, I say to myself, "I know this heifer has paired those things with Juicy Couture coochie cutters that say 'sexy' on the ass." And nine times out of ten, I am right. You know Brit Brit is wearing a pair of those shorts underneath her coverlet dress.
Brit Brit must really hate her feet, because she continues to violate them by wearing the most horrific shit Lucifer (who is a part-time shoemaker) ever created.
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I'd hit that in a heartbeat. And she has GREAT feet. It would be a pleasure to blast a load all over them!
The MusicMan has SPOKEN!
OK. This is bad.
But I love the dress, sunglasses and platform flipflops!!!!
I hate the wallet.
I really need to move the fuck out of Texas.
There are too many SuperWalmarts here and I am in them way too much.
I used to have those (but bigger) back in '96 (or was '97/'98)? Who (besides Helena Bonham Carter which in itself is a conundrum) still buys that shit?
I'm surprised her Daddy and/or her keepers will allow her out in public looking like yesterdays Trailer Trash. Little girl needs HELP in all aspects of her life...
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Brit Brit must really hate her feet, because she continues to violate them by wearing the most horrific shit Lucifer (who is a part-time shoemaker) ever created.
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I think the label of "Stupidest Shoe-Wearer" goes to Posh who will be crippled by the time she is 40.
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
does this fucking stupid 'ho ever stop and look at herself in the mirror? A tube top? A shaped tube top? Jesus Britney. You still think you have the shape you did when you were 12. Take a look at the fucking paparazzi picture of yourself and get a god damned clue.
Shit shit is still getting dressed in the dark. YAWN!
Brit Brit please get a stylist, we know you still have the crazies, if you had a stylist she might be able to hide that a little.
it looks like her dress is on inside-out.
i also don't like when she wears that dark lipstick.
bleh, ugly overrated white trash pig.
Does anybody know where Britney buys her clothes? I'm constantly amazed at how cheap-looking her clothes are.
On a couple side notes, is that dress inside-out? And are those BOWS on her "white trash formal" flipflops?
And since she's got a receipt but no merchandise, that offers four possibilities:
1. She went in and pigged out on some food.
2. She bought some cheap oversized sunglasses because "they make me look jist lahk Jackie Kenny-dee!"
3. She walked in barefoot like a true "cuntry" girl and bought the platform flipflops.
4. She walked in and bought the dress, then probably changed into it at the counter. Quick! See if any Ralph's in CA have a bunch of dead bodies with bleeding eye sockets.
I always thought that Henry Rollins had the thickest neck in Los Angeles ......until now.
I'm sorry, but why does this swamp whore dress like this? If I had even a fraction of her money I would buy some genuinely nice clothes ... I don't have a fraction of her money and I can still afford flattering, classy boots, pumps, sandals etc. So why the hell does she shlump around in Walmart bargain-bin clothes and flip flops?
Now I can easily see the damn flip-flops some of the time. When it's hot out, sometimes it's the only thing you can wear without massive foot sweat.
But she wears them ALL THE FRIGGING TIME. And I betcha she thinks that wearing PLATFORM flipflops looks classy and formal. I mean, who could look at herself like this and think this is presentable?
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:40am
Well, I'm only speaking for myself here, but when it's the summer, I actually own something called sandals. I know, I know, they're ultra exclusive and only the elite snobs have them. They're a real shoe, not a piece of foam rubber with a g-string for my toes. And when I really want to be fancy, they make these shoes called flats. Can you fucking believe that? A cute show without at heel?! You can be stylish and comfortable. I absolutely hate the way Americans has slobified themselves. It's oversized tees, hole-y sweats, and damned flip flops and uggs everywhere. It hurts my eyes to tell you the truth.
I love you for posting this. Seriously. Flip flops are nasty for the most part. Beach and by a pool, okay. Look how ugly Britney's stance is here - it's due to those stupid flip flops. They're super unflattering to the legs.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:33am.
hey,you may know I am thin, but what you guys don't know is that the other night, as I was pulling into my parking spot, I hit the gas instead of the brake, and drove my car through a wall. Nice.
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Are you married to jack-in-the-hat?
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LMAO
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I swear to God, this bitch hunts down the uglies fucking clothing being sold and that no one else would ever buy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:42am.
hahahaha Slutts- I called it my "first senior moment".
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Ha, I got to blame it on my kids.
I don't think that is "butt acne" on her chest, although that's a new term for me! I think she already has sun spots all over. Yuck. I'm 40 and don't have any on my chest.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
all this talk about fat, dog, and cars makes me know that i'm off to Burger King!.. place your orders now!...
OT: oh, it's Britney!... uuummm... can i just beat on a rock and call it a day?
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Britney= straight up busted!
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Submitted by Columbia on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:26am.
She looks like a middle aged man.
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......with cankles!
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
The big girl in the grey shirt behind her is her one fan.
But to be nice, I hope Brit chills and enjoys her sons.
And yeah - could she wear some cheaper shoes or what?
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
She just looks like anymom from anytown. Why even bother?
That dress is almost cute but the top looks like a straight-up bra.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Is Brit even a celeb anymore? I can imagine running into her at Petco or Arco and not even noticing.
I'm blinded by the rick-rack, zig-zag, knitted fug dress from hell.
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hahahaha Slutts- I called it my "first senior moment".
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:33am.
hey,you may know I am thin, but what you guys don't know is that the other night, as I was pulling into my parking spot, I hit the gas instead of the brake, and drove my car through a wall. Nice.
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Are you married to jack-in-the-hat?
I did something similar a few months ago in the garage apparently when you go to turn off your iPod that doesn't cause a car to switch into "park". The worst part is that I cursed and backed up quickly, however I had already hit the garage door switch so I whacked the garage door too.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:14am.
Um, did I miss something? What is so wrong with flip flops? What do y'all wear in the summer, to theme parks, or to run to the store? You wear them fancy heals everywhere, or maybe your nike's with a pair of shorts or skirt? Please...
I'd love to know why flip flops are so horrible. And of all the things to make fun of her for, you pick that MK. Really? She has so much more going on wrong here...
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Well, I'm only speaking for myself here, but when it's the summer, I actually own something called sandals. I know, I know, they're ultra exclusive and only the elite snobs have them. They're a real shoe, not a piece of foam rubber with a g-string for my toes. And when I really want to be fancy, they make these shoes called flats. Can you fucking believe that? A cute show without at heel?! You can be stylish and comfortable. I absolutely hate the way Americans has slobified themselves. It's oversized tees, hole-y sweats, and damned flip flops and uggs everywhere. It hurts my eyes to tell you the truth.
I was seriously picturing my car to look like "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", so I was quite relieved when I backed up (beeping of course) and saw it was fine. The wall, I will have to pay for though, and that just sucks.
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:35am.
Pleco! Ha- yes- the wall is made of such crap, there is no damage to my car!
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Looks like another job for jack-in-the-hat.
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Bottom-feeder.
Pleco! Ha- yes- the wall is made of such crap, there is no damage to my car!
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:31am.
"Her Hoveround probably broke down in her kitchen and she's been trying to thumb a ride back to her computer."....
that. was. CLASSIC!! HAHAHAHA!!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:27am.
you plastic bagged, right?... we don't need a bucket AND dog shit laying around here, ya know!LOL!
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*knocks over bucket trying to kick dog shit under the desk* Damn you ESE!
@parissucksliterally:
But was it a drywall?
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Bottom-feeder.
hey,you may know I am thin, but what you guys don't know is that the other night, as I was pulling into my parking spot, I hit the gas instead of the brake, and drove my car through a wall. Nice.
hahahha Slutty! good idea!
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:24am.
I hadn't responded because I called the crane to lift me, so I could walk my dog. lol
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PSL, you should just let the dog walk around you...unless you don't think he can't complete a full lap.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:12am.
hahaha!!... she hasn't responded... i really hope we're not pissin' her off!
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Her Hoveround probably broke down in her kitchen and she's been trying to thumb a ride back to her computer. Naw, PSL ain't mad, cause she knows she's skinny and she knows that we all hate on her cause she's skinny.
El B: I'm looking for work honey - so I take a breaks in my search and try to have some fun here, every so often.
On Brit: she has the weirdest body shape in some pics - Panatroll reminds me of her. Short and stumpy.
ROTFL psl!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:24am.
you plastic bagged, right?... we don't need a bucket AND dog shit laying around here, ya know!LOL!
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"I won't be nuts for you. Do you get what I'm telling you?"... Thanks to DiamondDawg for making me remember and watch this movie again!
She looks like a middle aged man.
I hadn't responded because I called the crane to lift me, so I could walk my dog. lol
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Hey! don't come around here no more
Don't come around here no more
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
- Tom Petty
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:20am.
El B! *hugs* and sloppy kisses* Good to see you babe.
Always rare seeing you! Ships that pass in the night! :)
El B! *hugs* and sloppy kisses* Good to see you babe.
Mizzy!! xxx
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 10:49am.
yes blaaaaaake, I am so fat I can barely get off the couch to pee. I just keep a bucket next to me, in case I need to go.
Really??? Yuk! But i like your honesty!! Call me! :)
Rock the footwear you feel most comfy in!!
I'd rather see her in these flips than those boots she's worn to death.
Besides, when Brit walks, she stomps, like the little choo-choo that could - arms aswinging a la power walking.