Thursday, September 24th 2009

Jennifer Aniston's Tears Over Brad Pitt

And here we go again. The Brangaloonies and the Anistonholics (yes, they exist) should take their corners.

Page Six is saying that before shooting a scene for The Bounty, Jennifer Aniston had to call for a time-out (aka an Entenmann's break) because her heart was breaking inside. According to a source, Jenny busted into a flood of tears and said the scene she was about to shoot reminded her too much of her ex-husband Brad Pitt. The source went on to yap, "While she enjoyed flirting with Gerard on set and put a brave face on every day, privately she is still very fragile."

Maybe this source got it twisted and she wasn't crying because the scene reminded her of Brad Pitt. Maybe her eyes were sweating, because she just saw the recent pictures of Brad looking like an elderly billy goat. Because those pictures made all of us cry. Kleenex stock went through the damn roof that day.

But if that's not the case, then Jen needs more dick in her life and holes. The truth. Seriously, why cry over spoiled dick?! That shit was a million and a half years ago. Fill that pain with a peen.....and vodka. Suck a dick to get over a dick!

Posted by: Michael K


I'm tired and going to bed since mr. putas and the bebeh are already sleeping.. I HAD to peek in here and see what the fuckerson was going on.

Is Stars on of 'Love Angelinas' personalities? haha. God I've been on here too long but she was a regular way back when... think she got banned. She liked to get up close and personal though. I remember some really long and ridiculous threads she was on.

And anyone who joins here is welcome. Just you know, no personal attacks. Maybe Stars wants attention, who knows. None of the 'in' group on here (and I ain't one of them, I'm in and out of here all the time too) are going to cotton to that kind of behavior, son. SO! Stop the insanity!

And FWIW Angel_i IS a *very* kind person. I remember being on here right after my dad died and drunk and morose and she offered some kind words when I mentioned it. That meant a lot, stupid as it might seem to you.

People might seem anonymous faces on the internet as you put it- but they're not. Just play nice. One of the things that makes this place great (besides MK's rapier wit and refusal to ass kiss celebrities acting like idiots) is that people don't do that here. There's is a standard of behavior and you'll find that most people here are more intelligent and don't sink to the gutter reflexively when they feel like someone disagrees with them.

That's all, and probably too much. Tired and nighty night. It's so different here at night. It's nice... too bad I have an early bedtime even on weekends lately.. sigh.

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alright this is my 2 cents after drinking a bottle of wine...i think dlisted is one of the harshest (IN A GOOD WAY) celeb hating sites out there...that's why i check out others but only comment here becasue this one has a sarcastic fuck you celeb attitude and many of us have similar sick and twisted senses of humor...COULD NOT BE FARTHER FROM THE TRUTH that we (sorry speaking for all of us--blame the vino) worship celebs...i adore michael k because he calls people out and says it like it is...dlisted is the only celeb site i adore because he nor the posters here kiss ass...could write more but why turn this into a 3 day thread...oh wait it's midnight so yeah it officially is...

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well, I am ugly and I need my beauty sleep. Date 2morrow night.

g'night

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Anyways I'm going to sleep now and no no one is ugly, or whatever I said.

It was just me being jokey and not realizing how harsh my tone sounded (if one is not used to the way I write). To anyone who comes back to read this

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:38pm.

Like little_rascal will confirm who was also banned from PH, I used to tease this Madonna lover from Portugal and he used to call me names and I called him names, just for fun.

He'd insult my family, I'd insult his but it was just like play insults.

Like when I say yes your whole family is retarded I don't mean it. Its just me being jokey. like me responding yes your ugly too. I'm sure most people here aren't ugly or highschool dropouts. or whatever.

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:38pm.

I honestly learnt some valuable lessons today LOL. I used to do this all the time on PH with all the Madonna lovers and we all used to have a blast just razzing each other. And doing this whole fun insults thing.

Just note to anybody in the future, if for example you tell me you like Megan Fox and your son/boyfriend does too, I'll go they retarded thats just how I am, I don't mean it, about anybody or the kids.

And to anybody I've insulted, I really don't mean it, its just me being a tease not being serious, I'm sure you are all smart and just teasing about the highschool dropout thing.

Thats my standard retorts, and "you're retarded or an idiot", or an "highschool" dropout. I don't mean it, I suppose I'm just used to being this way on PH and people just understood and laughed since they knew I didn't mean anything by it.

No offense intended. My tone comes across harsh but I'm really just being playful.

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

speakit's picture

what the woodstock?

buncha hippies.

if y'all start holding hands and shit, I'm so fucking calling you celeblovers at a fansite.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:20pm.

...Can't we all just be friends, with differing opinions?...?

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Now THAT I can get behind. (-:

Peace out, all.

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Peace, stars - bygones.

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:07pm.

I didn't mean to attack or sound like I was attacking your kid. I just poke fun and it was never meant as a personal attack on your kid or you as a mother.

I was joking about the whole anonymous blogger thing and thats the point I was trying to get across.

Like an extension of the your mother jokes, I'm sure you are a great mom with a sense of humor and your kid is great too. This is how I interact with people over the internet since I view them as anonymous faces, not people with feelings

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:07pm.

I was just kidding about your kid, I'm sure she'll be smart.

I got banned from Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls.
Thats just how I am, your mother jokes crack me up too.

It was just poking fun at the 81 times thing, I'm sure your kid is beautiful, smart and all the rest of it.

I never meant to attack your child as a person. Sorry if it came across as personal attacks on you or your child. I don't know your kid and I'm sure shes great and nice, and probably doesn't give a crap for me sitting in the third world, since shes got a green card and living in a first world country.

So see she beats me already

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

rileysdad's picture

Jeebus this fight is STILL going?!?!?

I come in peace, they go in pieces.

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PS. I totally stole that line from Sluttsville:)
Nitol(;x)

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:14pm.

Night night, I promise only to attack Vadge tomorrow if Mk puts a post up.

I'll give Brad a break.

Can't we all just be friends, with differing opinions?

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Antiheroe's picture

I'll agree with MK on this one. "Un clavo saca otro clavo".

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Why should I be humble, if I know that I am THE BEST IN THE WORLD?

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Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:05pm

Thank you, I've now learnt that posting a few pictures, 10 lines about any celeb, or nicknaming is a no go. LOL I won't attempt it again.

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

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I'm done too.

Have a good night all! And thanks.

Now stars, I expect at least 3 more pages of links and comments from you, I'll try and check in tomorrow....

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:49pm.

Also they were telling me they've never seen the nickname or the suggestion that Brad Pitt imitates his women, apparently its a conspiracy on my part, and I've spent the most part of the day laughing at this. I thought this was common knowledge apparently not on dlisted, I dread accusing Paris Hilton of having herpes now.

As you said its a celeb hate site, why do they have such a problem with people who don't agree with their opinion or hate on a celeb.

As you said most of them are pompous and people hate on them and post pictures of their plastic surgery, everyday. Sorry correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this what this site is about?

I mean really am I not supposed to say that something that posters on almost every other site say, is my opinion too, without being accused of conspiring and hating obessionally on him?

Or storing fifty thousand photos. I mean I've seen worst things written about Megan Fox and no one has ever got into a tizz before or Paris Hilton. In fact I've said worse things about Megan Fox and Paris Hilton and no one attacked and implied that I was the only one to say it.

They shouldn't be so sensitive, if they can't handle the hate on a celeb, then shouldn't they be at a fanclub?

I'm sure your reasons for disliking him or Megan Fox or whoever aren't unique and if someone accuses you of being the only one to say he is pompous or whatever, I'm sure you'll laugh and have some fun with these people.

Thats all I've done.

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Reeter's picture

A family reunion without the sex... Ahahhaaa! You silly!
I gotta get some sleep. Big day tomorrow.
Goodnight all!
Stars - get some sleep.

Okay, Monk is on and I missed it when it was on earlier, so thanks for the fun!

I hope someone clicked on my earlier link, because I have never gotten to Rick Roll anyone!

(((hugs))) to you all! I hope this thread is still going on next week!

Night!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Wow, I can say this tho...there's always a flipside, no?
This has totally been like a family reunion...without the sex, of course. But it's been kinda nice anyways:)

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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:00pm.
Urmomma- Haha! Now that is a friend who will stay, even when there is smelly gas!
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You betcha, baby!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:59pm.

It was never meant to start a war, or the fight to the death about people or their feelings.
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See? Almost making sense to me again...we are moving in the right direction.
*Goes to bed feeling better for all involved*
Hugs, gropes and kisses, bitches!
Goodnight!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

No Words's picture

Devilgirl...(((hugs)))back!

Bradi...I know! I am honored! (-:

And stars...seriously! Bradi is a female. Please remember, correct pronouns please.

Starz- I know that you are not the brightest in the sky, but could you PLEASE get Bradi's gender correct, he is a SHE. Not a he or an it, but a she.

Thanks!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

No Words!
You got a response from starz!

Did you bring me my extra kleenex to dry my tears of despair over being "sensitive"???

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:49pm.

No one said he didn't have a right to like whoever he wants. All I offered was a differing opinion, a nickname and a few pictures (FIVE) to be exact.

OMG that was like starting a war. They shouldn't get so hot and bothered over me, none of them know me.

Did you see me crying in a corner over the your mother jokes? No. Or the people saying I'm a nuts no.

So please she shouldn't respond to people and neither should Bradiful if they get soooo sensitive about everything.

I initially responded with FIVE photos (which apparently turned into five thousand), and a nickname to CarrieD, who is long gone and probably laughing at all of us.

It was never meant to start a war, or the fight to the death about people or their feelings.

And I know this logic is going to sound NUTS to all of you who only ever visit dlisted, but people get insulted on the internet all the time, by others they DON'T know, over anything.

Politics, celebs you name it. She doesn't know me and really I had no idea she was sooo sensitive that she couldn't take being insulted over the internet

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Hi all!! Just stopping in to say hi! Drinking some beer and watching rugby. Surprised this thread is still going, but it seems to be where the excitement was at today!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:54pm.
I have gas!
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UGH! My eyes are watering now. : (
All I have to say is.....

TEAM AA RUSSELL!

Hi No Words! Thanks! Good to see some of my faves! (((hugs))

Urmomma- Haha! Now that is a friend who will stay, even when there is smelly gas!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

No Words's picture

Oh, and...
hello, devilgirl! Good to see you!

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stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:51pm.

Wow, you really don't see yourself do you?
You are overly sensitive about anyone who is a fan of someone you don't like, not the other way around.

Again, projecting your animosity onto to another.

As for "a few pictures", um, you posted at least, shot in the dark, 20 links today alone.

Again, you really can't see what you're doing? Really?

And where exactly did I "defend" The Brad???

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

No Words's picture

Thanks, islandgirl!

Honestly, I can't believe we are being accused of being a "fan site"...we are the furthest thing from being fawning fans. LOL

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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:54pm.
I have gas!
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LMAO! I thought I smelled something shitty in this thread! Stays anyway, just to be near ya because that is how I roll.
*wink*

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

I have gas!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Chirio's picture

TEAM PORNOS!!

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:49pm.
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Word.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:35pm

You are the one who got overly sensitive about a celeb you've never met and doesn't give a crap about whether people nickname him or post pictures.

I doubt he is going to pay either you or Angel_i for counting how much the dreaded nicknames are used.

I posted a few pictures and an article which I found on another site, big conspiracy I know and gave a celeb a nickname. Oh my god the horror

Not everybody likes everybody. People don't like Maniston, Pamela Anderson etc.

If you guys only want love
then visit fan clubs, and don't be sooo sensitive about what
anonymous bloggers over the internet say.

If you hadn't asked me a few silly questions while I was responding to someone else, and all your little facebook friends had rushed to defend you then we'd never even
be having this debate.

People post pictures, nicknames all the time over the internet on various sites about various things.

No conspiracy or great mystery to me.

And no I don't want to win anything. You guys are a few anonymous people who don't know me or matter in the grand scheme of things. you have absolutely no impact on my life and I shouldn't have any on yours.
What does it matter who wins what?

It was a few pictures and a nickname, not world war three with the dlisted team on facebook.

You win, I win who cares. None of us get anything if we "win"

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:32pm.

LOLOL!! Bitch I reread that 3 or 4 times coz it just kept getting funnier the more I read it! Srsly, I had tears!

Love it that you laugh at your own posts, I do that too! (but, usually I'm the ONLY one laughing! hehe) Gurl, if laughing at that is wrong I don't want to be right!

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No Words's picture

Okay, just one comment after trying NOT to get involved in this all day but...

I cannot stand most celebrities. I think most of the Dlisted regs are on the same page. We have some we like, but most of the time we see through the pomposity and self-serving arrogance of celebrities, and we love to rag on them.

Now, I cannot stand Brad Pitt, BUT....

I will defend to the death Bradiful Bitch's right to love him.

And I will defend to the death Angel_i's right to post whatever the hell she wants to post about.

Everyone has the right to their opinion, but no one has the right to hurt others with their words.

And who really gives a shit about any of this...it is just for fun, anyhow. Perspective is a good thing.

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LOL@DeeDee... so classic.

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

Starz: Here is a link you may be interested in since you do so much Armpitt research.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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*nalga pinchies for M2C*

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:35pm.
It just spends its whole day giggling away
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Because it is a happy and smart child. That's a reason to giggle the whole day.

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Stars....the last time I address you.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDW0ZnZxjn4

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:41pm.
stars, I just wanna know... what do you think of Brad Pitt?
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Awwwwe, hell. Now I really must go to bed! LMAO!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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@ DeeDee on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:27pm.

I forgot to thank you for that! Thanks bitch! *admires self's HOT new chola brows*

@ angle

Back atcha hotness :)

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stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:41pm

Don't back pedal now and blame your victim, that's just wrong.

Now who's being sensitive?
You skeerd now?

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

speakit's picture

stars, I just wanna know... what do you think of Brad Pitt?

urmomma's picture

*busts into thread*
What the hell is going on?
Starz, either get along or move along.
Hell, I don't always agree with everything said, but dammit I don't try to take on the whole freakin' Dlisted community. Why? Cause I like it here. My guess is you do too...if not, why come back? Just to be mean? That doesn't make sense.
*hugs everyone goodnight*
(I should probably not push "post comment", but will anyway.)

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.