Thursday, September 24th 2009
Dumb Dumb In A Net
A chicken of the sea got caught in the net. Throw is baaaaaaack!
So, Jessica Simpson is off in Uganda shooting her Vh1 reality show The Price of Beauty. Before she went to bed, Jessica Twatted about having to sleep in a mosquito net. Jessica joked (I hope), "WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?"
To answer your question, Jessica, no you don't.
Jessica is already a giant bottle of OFF!. Mosquitoes won't bite her ass, because they know that if they do, they will be infected with chronic dumbass-itis.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:16pm.
No wonder Jessica keeps getting dumped.
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My sentiments exactly. Imagine waking up to that stupid ugly face every day of your life. Or f*ck it, even one single day.
Ugly with a capital J-E-S-S-I-C-A-S-I-M-P-S-O-N
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Why is it shooting in Uganda?
Isn't it a reality show?
It should be filming in the hills of West Virginia.
Dear Lord, if Jessica wants to find a country where they think she's beautiful, she's got to sleep in a mosquito net. That's the price of beauty! Which I'm sure is cheaper than Ken Paves.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:13pm.
To me her looks are already gone. Shes so plastic and one of those dime a dozen bleached Playboy blonds.
I wish after this show, she'd disappear and go away from the limelight
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Ninabeana> Thanks for the link!
What is she going to do when her looks fade? Be a dumb granny?
Submitted by Josh Woodward on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 3:16pm.
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No wonder Jessica keeps getting dumped.
Once her looks are gone, she will disappear into obscurity....she has nothing else.
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Submitted by starsign on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 1:29pm.
Paris Hilton and Jeesica Simpson are two of the most inane, vapid, fame whores and probably the most plastic too.
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Submitted by starsign on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 1:29pm.
I agree shes vapid and totally talentless in everything. I just wish she'd go away and go back to singing in the choir in Papa Joe's church. She sucks so badly.
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She actually looks a little better in this pic ... her face looks thin & none of the rest of her is showing
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
wait...has she accepted her dog is gone then?
@ ninabeana,
I agree with you 100%! She is so dumb, spoilt and vacuous. Complaining about the very thing that can help to save lives.
She is not only thick but she is blind to what is going on around her. I hate that kind of 'ignorance is bliss' attitude. And don't get me started on that 'poor little girl pout' she does. I hate grownups who act helpless just to be cute.
Oooh, we used to have a very romantic mosquito net over our bed, too. It took a while to get used to sleeping under it - it made me feel suffocate-y at first.
"I popped your cherry!"
If anyone was going to do it, I'm glad it was you.
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it......
I think she is the hottest girl on the planet.
What an entitled selfish cunt.
There are millions of people all over the continent of Africa who are too poor to afford a cheap mosquito net, and suffer from various illnesses like malaria, and many die from it.
She's complaining about having access to something that for many people would save their lives. She is in Uganda, a country ravished by disease and war, and she's fucking complaining about being protected from something that could kill her, but instead kills millions of the poor.
If she doesn't like her fucking net she can send it here
http://www.nothingbutnets.net/
She is a waste of a human being, and I hope she gets called out on her epic fuckery.
ha ha Bango! that's awesome!
I popped your cherry!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Damn Snow.
You just broke my Rick Roll cherry.
I feel such the fool. I don't know what I was thinking. And it wasn't even with my dick, becaus JS does nothing for me.
oh-oh...I am feeling a John Mayer-ish Jessica Simpson obsession-fest coming on.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I took a peek at the lastest Jessica Simpson threads - like the fat Jessica Simpson baby, and Squinty Jessica McZellweger-Simpson - but they are no-where near as much Jessica Simpson as this one - yep - I'm gonna stay right Jessica Simpson here.
(crosses arms over Jessica Simpsons and digs Jessica Simpson heels into ground
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 12:16pm.
Shes so retarded.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
god forbid some angry tiger will jump on her and swallow her whole...
nobody wants to see your fucking face, irrelevant piece of shit no-talent ho!
LOL, the topic is JESSICA SIMPSON, uvy! Not ole one ball!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"IS THIS CHICKEN, WHAT I AM EATING, OR IS IT FISH?"
*in best Shakepeare voice with arm outstretched*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
What in the name of Lance Armstrong's half-price ball sweat is going ON in here?????
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 12:12pm.
Okie dokes
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Stoney:
Thanks - I totally Jessica Simpson now. I will always try to keep my Jessica Simpson-ing to a minimum. Though I will continue to fucking Jessica Simpson uphold the rights of my fellow Jessica Simpsons with the last fucking Jessica Simpson in my body!!!
God bless America, Walmart, and Jessica Simpson
(National Jessica Simpson Anthom plays in background against backdrop of Rocky Jessica Simpson Mountains, with a bald Jessica Simpson with a salmon in it's mouth flying by.....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 12:08pm.
Farrah I looked back & don't see your email anywhere...am I overlooking it or is it gone?
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i had to edit, dahling. I will post it again once i get the clear from the Gods Of Moderating
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
Love you, jack! *muah* Jessica Simpson.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh and to be on Chestica topic...I miss Pizza Hut cheesy bites.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Farrah I looked back & don't see your email anywhere...am I overlooking it or is it gone?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
AND DON'T START CALLING ME NAMES, STONEY, YOU FUCKER!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Snowy - you POS!!! lololololololololololol
*nappy times*
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
It's not code, you dumb fuck. I'm just trying to Jessica Simpson look like I'm on topic so I don't get deleted Jessica Simpson! =P
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@Stoney:
Totally Jessica Simpson. Especially good Jessica Simpson timing since we Jessica Simpson need someone to pick on Jessica Simpson now that EH has been Jessica Simpson Jennifer Anistoned!
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Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 12:03pm.
It's been this bad before. Jessica Simpson this site goes through phazes where fighting is Jessica Simpson rampant, then it goes away for a month or so before it Jessica Simpson comes back again. It used to bother me, but now I Jessica Simpson just laugh it off.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
you guys are talking in code... swell. Imma go take a nap.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:59am.
Dammit Jessica Simpson! I can't believe I Jessica Simpson missed the crazy! Jessica Simpson sometimes I like to watch when Jessica Simpson crazies go off their meds Jessica Simpson!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Okay - so - what the hell is going on this week? I have been a proud D-Lister for a year, and I have never seen this escalation in spleen. That said, I am all for free speech - nicely put Bradiful.
I come to D-Listed because the content of the posts (humor-wise) is completely worth the risk of getting reamed. Reamers and Reamees alike make my brain cells sparkle. Sometimes what I read makes me want to spit, but unlike Wino, my spit is kosher....other stuff I read is so damn funny that i have to leave my desk and pretend to have a coughing fit to cover the laughter. I am sure that some of my co-workers think I am consumptive. On some occasions I have been moved, and on other occasions my bowels have (wanted) to move. All in all - this is entertainment!!!!
Mods: This is the best site going, and some of the venom (though potentially dangerous) is mighty damn tasty! D-Listed 4-EVA!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
jack: LOL do you think Jess is hot at all? I like her in this video
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--2138974
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Farrah's Batman! Coolio, sista... and I gots yer email....
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Aw damnit snow I'm gonna eat lunch here soon!! Well, maybe not NOW... LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Sluttsville don't you have a Davy Jones fan club to run??!!??
Sluttsville Sluttsville Sluttsville!!!!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:57am.
Farrah - no I don't need anything deleted or recovered I was just curious if you knew someone that is a mod, that's all.
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thanks, Jack. Like Bradi said, please no questions, if there's anyone bugging my friends, starting fights, being a racist bitch, or a homophobic asshole, please report. If anyone targets you specifically, please let me know.
I posted my email here, you've got it, and i'm on call 24/7
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L' Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!!
Haters: "I must grow a thicker innernetz skin!"
I heard lots of Jemken can help with that
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton