Friday, September 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 24th!
"Droppa Loada in Yoda" - New from Mattel. - Qraig
Runners-up:
After picking up trash all day and missing his boo, Chris Brown tries to simulate fucking the Alien Princess. - thejuanstar
Serta debuts their newest mattress at Comic-Con. - OurMissC
Miss Piggy is stunned at what she finds in Kermit's bedroom. - anonymouscrazycatlover
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This shoulda won...NOT, speak to you later sluttsville!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 2:27pm.
A long time ago in a bedroom far, far away, there slept a virgin who yearned to be laid, his name El Bastardo......
Congrats winners!!!
Lil Ellie xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Submitted by WickedZombie on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:34am.
Is it just me or does that Yoda look just like John Stamos?
LOL, yea, I can see it! LOL
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Congrats to all weeners!
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Submitted by WickedZombie on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:34am.
Is it just me or does that Yoda look just like John Stamos?
Is it just me or does that Yoda look just like John Stamos?
Congrats to the winners!
Congrats winners!! Funny you are.
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Congrats to all the winning sluts! Man this was one of the best ctc's ever. There are some funny ass bitches on here.
Qraig that's funking hysterial! Good job y'all!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Congrats to Qraig, thejuanstar, and anonymouscrazycatlover. Good job everyone. And yay for me! My first trip to the winner's circle!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 7:48am.
Call me Whamo cuz I gots ROBBED!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice! Keep fuckin' that chicken.
*snort*
The Kermit one is awesome!
Congratulations, guys.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Call me Whamo cuz I gots ROBBED!!!
Congrats you funny winners:)
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Hahaha OurMissC! Congratulations Qraig, thejuanstar, and anonymouscrazycatlover!
This was a fun CT to read.
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Tommy girl's unconditional love for Johnny T. goes beyond this earthly realm. Need Proof? Well, he uses a likeness of the Saturday Night Fever star's Thetan for his nightly solo pleasure romps.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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Yoda thought that the Jedi Council could have picked a better way to tell him to go fuck himself
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
So...this is what sex with Lady Gaga would be like...
When Elliott walked into the bedroom it suddenly became very clear to him why E.T. wanted to go home so badly.
:P
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Thank you Dlisted posts, you totally made my evening after a shitty day in Court.
I keep trying to think up a Jeff Gordon joke but can't. I know there is one out there somewhere.
Goodnight!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Don't feel bad Yoda, no one likes their yearbook picture!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Oh, shit! Neo told me to take the red pill, not the green peen!!
I see Kate Gosselin is dating again.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Your poor wife. May divorce be with you.
Micheal Jackson is still alive and in beds he shouldn't be in, Thrillllller.
With Oprah's audience sitting in stunned silence, Mark Hamill revealed photos from his new tell-all "Bi on Arrival".
Will Smith could no longer deny his suspicions after Joey Greico, of the tv show CHEATERS presented him with this proof of Tommy Girl's infidelity.
After 477 years of fucking apprentices, Yaddle maintains her long distance relationship with Yoda using; the force, the morichro, and the fleshlight...
A view into the Hayden Panettiere virtual reality sex machine
After catching his wife with Superman(NSFW)
http://www.newsaskew.com/images/jen_playboy.jpg
Kevin Smith knew he had to have revenge...and he knew just how to get it!
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I told you Obi-Won, its hard to concentrate while firing my photons into the tiny opening with you in my head.
Insert here you must.
Yoda's great, great, great, great, great, grandson at his Jedi class reunion.
"fucking,genius!"
And Nine months after, Suri was born.
...a little less force, a little more lube.....
Please insert saber to feel the force.
In another galaxy..hopefully, far, far, FAR away.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Dang! Somebody is obsessed with some Leigh Ann Rimes!
Tommy Boy's alter.
Buy American. Fucktoy Yoda.
Size matters not? Hmm, we shall see. Feel the force you will.
Mountain Dew penis this is.
Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'
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Benjamin Button's shit now that is.
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in his eyes well I almost fell for my Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yoda...