How Slutty Are You?
You know that whole theory that every person you fuck, you're also fucking everyone who they fucked, and everyone who they fucked...etc...etc.. Well, a study done in Britain shows that the average dude and chick has done sexy times with around $2.8 million people both indirectly and directly.
6,000 British people were asked the approximate ages of each person they got down with. The data was compiled using an online calculator called the "Six Degrees of Separation." Click here to find out your number.
I tried to get my number, but it wouldn't go there. Does not compute. It's actually an accomplishment that I'm considered a slut even by mathematical standards. If you divide it by 5, cut it in half and throw a square root on it, I'm still a slut whore. This is a beautiful feeling. My mother will frame this and put it over her fireplace mantel.
If you broke the calculator with your extreme acts of slutiness too, I'll see you in quarantine where we'll all bump and screw so we can really break the system. YAY.
And if you're number is below 15 million, I can't even look at you anymore.
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Submitted by gines on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 11:33pm.
2,015,314 indirect sexual partners. I've probably had better indirect sex than I've had regular sex.
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2,015,314 indirect sex partners can't be wrong.
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2,015,314 indirect sexual partners. I've probably had better indirect sex than I've had regular sex.
eat me
hahahahaha
15,000,000+
and thats only counting the ones i could remember
hahahahahaha
whores, all of you(us). shame. i need to be spanked
Um, it calculates your total number of partners, and depending on the age you were when you slept with them, it estimates how many parnters they had before AND after you, then estimates how many people THEY have slept with after the "shared" person.
It's not like people are out there fucking 15 million people!
"If you broke the calculator with your extreme acts of slutiness too, I'll see you in quarantine where we'll all bump and screw so we can really break the system. YAY."- MK
LOL
And I thought I was pretty slutty when I got my number: 4,857,235. Guess I don't know half of it.. You Dlisters are really whorish. I love it!!
Submitted by sugahoneychile on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 4:28pm.
15,832,543...
who says u can't turn a ho into a housewife ;o)Yeah, I said it!!!! And what!!!???
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obviously, there are some serious whores up in this place.
15,832,543...
who says u can't turn a ho into a housewife ;o)Yeah, I said it!!!! And what!!!???
Oh my - I will be keeping that number to myself and apparently my legs shut too. Someone bring me an aids test. Well MK, I'll be bumping and screwing with you....now which room is quarantine.
16,706,094... but it's not taking virgins into account. I deflowered several of my 33 guys. I'm what you call a "practice girl".
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:56am.
Indirect sex sux.
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pretty empty, that's for sure
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Lmao...I love Dlisters. I don't have to feel so guilty about my 895,720 direct/indirect partners. Shit...it's probably higher. I may have left a few out, lol.
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You have had 32,941,867 indirect and direct sexual partners.
Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group have had 3,235,518 indirect sexual partners
Yep, I'm holing up the slutty quotient for dlisted.
i dont like that my 3 direct leads to 209892 indirect. and then i was thinking about it. and i know that 1 had sex with 1 other person, and 1 had sex with 3 other people... and the other one was a ghetto whore goblin. but i never stopped to think how slutty the people they were having sex were. im grossed out. this post caused a preemptive cockblock for this evening. THANKS.
You have had 4,157,711 indirect and direct sexual partners.
I thought It'd be higher. Am I the only person who had a hard time remembering them all? I feel like I may have forgotten some.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Uh oh. 10,232,042 and probably still going.
Indirect sex sux.
iHeartHaters on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:52am.
Um...is it normal for your calculator to smoke??
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Yes, but only after sex. :)
Um...is it normal for your calculator to smoke??
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Mine did not compute.
I'm at 2,226,364. I can't even stand it. I've been with 3 people. THREE!!!!!!
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
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Dream a little dream of me
"You have had 1,752,787 indirect and direct sexual partners."
Woah...
"You have had 5,106,020 indirect and direct sexual partners."
Feel the need to catch up all of a sudden!
I have had only 4,381,706 indirect and direct sexual partners. I need to get out more.
"It's actually an accomplishment that I'm considered a slut even by mathematical standards. If you divide it by 5, cut it in half and throw a square root on it, I'm still a slut whore."
I love it! Thanks for my morning laugh, MK! I may have to make this my new signature!
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I want a recount!
Someone's been fucking with my chads!
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Baby I'll see you in the "Q" I broke the calculator as well!
I've had 987,941 and I'm 22 and have slept with 6 people. I didn't count oral or we'd be well into the millions or tens of millions. And seriously, how am I supposed to remember the age of every dick I've sucked?
So basically if u've slept with over 50 ppl, than ur the hugest slut on earth?
I don't know weather to laugh or cry...
I feel like i should get my self checked or something!
OK, I got over 9 million people! How is that possible?!?!!? I mean I'm a slut but NOT that big of a slut! GEESH. Lies.
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Im not even sure im less than 15million before the calculation..
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I'm being punished for sleeping with men!
With only 3 partners to my name, I've had 1.5 million direct/indirect fuckytimes friends. The bf has more partners, but only about 470k freak friends.
Even with the three-generation limit, I'm at almost 1800 and he's barely above 1200. This is like a Florida recount.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
How the hell am I supposed to remember everyone, let alone their ages?
17.5 million....i counted if at least one of us came.....but what bitch trying to remember ages....like i card cougar
I got around the 5m mark too.
Pathetic really LOL
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
"You have had 5,041,518 indirect and direct sexual partners."
Dang, my number is 5,743,733 - I'm 38, never been married, started at age 21. The thing I just realized is all my partners were younger than me, except for 2.
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3,112,675... and I've only done it with 3 people, and my husband is #3. Yeah, I wasn't too slutty, sorry.
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omigod! *hides faces in shame/joy* i'm such a skank.
that didnt make sense to me
how the hell did i get 4000
if i lost i was a virgin and the dude as well......wth, makes no sense
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Well, I'm note sure about the exact number and ages of guys I've been with... anyways, I made a kind of low estimate and my result was 19,780,579, about six times as much as people in my age group, so I guess that, yes, I'm slutty....
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this officially made me feel like a mega slut, i got over 15 million.. damn.
i'm gonna pretend like that didn't happen though.
OMG, when is someone going to make that cute cross dressing dog in the Dorothy costume as her avie.
What about this guy:
Man to woman: So I sayz, "Lady, you're my cuppa tea alright, but I like the occasional cucumber, if you know what I'm sayin'..."
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:03pm.
@speakit:
That's one way of getting back to nature. :D
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I got wood in the woods!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 10:56pm.
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Mom??? Is that you?
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what did I tell you about smoking? Stop taking my cigarettes. That's what your allowance is for.
@speakit:
That's one way of getting back to nature. :D
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@speakit:
sleeping with them is okay, as long as you didn't have sex
I'm gonna get some this weekend, but I feel like I need scubagear now. stupid calculator :(
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Okay, for the love of God, I admit it!
I fucked them all!
They, on the other hand, were probably asleep...