Pay Yo Bills: The Pamela Anderson Edition
Pamela Anderson is broke down in more ways than one. Apparently, Pamela has the creditors knocking at her door and burning up her phone. Pammy is probably doing all the shit we do when the bill collectors come to get paid: hide in bushes, pretend not to know English and offer to lick their peen holes for payment.
According to Star Magazine, Pamela owes nearly $1.2 million to contractors for work they did on her Malibu mansion last year. They want their money! Jay Bruder of Bruder Construction said Pam owes his company $674k for "for labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.” Jay added, “A lot of people are owed a lot of money." Jim Brown, whose company also worked on Pammy's house, said, “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!”
The California Franchise Tax Board is also waiting to see a check from Pamela for $252,360.
Pamela obviously isn't spending her hard-fucked cash on clothes, so all of her money must going to keep her eyebrow game in check. Having the eyebrows of a cholita villain who sometimes dabbles in meth during the twilight hours doesn't come cheap! I guess it's time for Pamela to hike up her roast beef hash curtains and leak another sex tape! I didn't mean that. OH GOD, I didn't mean that.
While Pamela's creditors can't feed their children, she's off in New Zealand debuting her new fashion line with Richie Richie. Um. We should all file a class-action copyright infringement lawsuit against Pammy for stealing our fashion designs from when we were 6-years old. We all wrapped a sheet ourselves and pretended it was a dress. If ho had a dime, she'd be hearing from my lawyers: Scooby Doo & Associates.
And they should have had six cranes holding up that bunk ass sheet dress, because if it dropped, hundreds of eyeballs would have DIED.
ShareThis
You know, Richie Rich doesn't exactly look his freshest either. He's as much of a dried up old whore as Pammy. Plus, I don't get his fashion either.
And since when is a loosely tied sarong fashion?
_____________________________________
My teenage angst has a body count!
Little Pammy needs to grow up and become a real adult, not just a pretend one. Real adults do more than fuck and show off their fucking and silicone enhanced bodies. Real adults work, pay their bills and raise their children and not go whoring and drugging and drinking all over the globe.
####################################################
I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
Polynesians have been wearing this crap to the beach for yonks.
Fashion my ass.
Richie Rich has vicious queen written all over that busted ass face. Now there's fun snarky queen and vicious queens. He's the latter.
His perpetual lip pursing/my space face is stupid. This manchild looks like an older transvestite Olsen twin. He's using her for freak value and sadly she doesn't know it. She'll be one of those old ladies who answers her door for the mailman wearing marabou mules, silk robe left half open and full face of makeup. *Shudders* Game over, friendo!
Bitch needs her teeth whitened. And what the hells up with all that mess on her shoulder? Girl did someone whup up on your ancient maggot whore ass? That's elderly abuse. Dayum.
I can't believe this whore is still getting work. I can't even comprehend it looking at her brassy blonde drain hair, hideously capped teeth, forehead craters and sharpie brows. Bitch be HIDEOUS.
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Meth-freeq on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:03am.
This bitch claimed to like it in her trailerpark, now it seems she has no choice in the matter.
----
Water finds its own level.
.•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•->
"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
"She should have grown old gracefully, saved her pennies, made better decisions and should have procreated with a rich, rich dude.
She's running around like she's still 25 years old.
Sad."
This is 100% spot on. She was stunning in her early photos. Then she mutalated her eyebrows, mangled her breasts, got some nasty tattoos, etc.
Instead of finding a nice executive she had to run around with some nasty moronic rock stars. I predict we see her on a fast downhill slide soon.
Pam looks like such shit for a relatively young woman.
Her life has devolved to the point where she lives in a trailer albeit temporarily, owes millions, her sons never see her (btw, those poor boys are growing up with the shame of having their Mom constantly naked and with ANY man that crosses her path) and she never weras clothing.
Her closet must have 100 white bikinis, 2 white Tees and 3 white shorts.
This bitch claimed to like it in her trailerpark, now it seems she has no choice in the matter.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Bitch looks rode hard & put up wet...and her eyebrows frighten me...help!
**************************************
Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!- M.K.
I earn extra $$ each month with CashCrate http://www.cashcrate.com/1534152
Nope! Nothing there, what a waste of molecules
I'm sure Tommy Lee will come to her rescue. Tommy just loves his Pammy!
That Hep C has now started eating her brain cells.
you take the red pill, you'll be rollin in 45 minutes. you take the blue pill, you wake up with a hardon and believe whatever you want to believe...
I can't believe she's never had a 5150 hold put on her ass. Can't someone intervene?
P.S. Her fangs bug me. Her teeth weren't like that 10 years ago.
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Ugh, just retire already you gross bitch.
And pay your damn bills. Those construction workers have families and mouths to feed too.
I know I should feel sorry for the fact that she is so delusional, but for some reason it just makes me really angry!!
She got major botox forehead going on. Back in her prime, she really was very sexy and pretty. I'm sure she could have any man she wanted.
She should have grown old gracefully, saved her pennies, made better decisions and should have procreated with a rich, rich dude.
She's running around like she's still 25 years old.
Sad.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 8:56pm.
At least she still has the 35 cents she got when she sold her dignity
My first laugh of the day! Thank you!
**********
“Your prophecies of doom only incite me more.” --Brian Kinney
In her mind she still looks young and sexy (and fake). In our minds we see the Cryptkeeper with twat lips that hang to the floor.
Scammy Pammy needs to go into her dungeon, sift through the skank, and release another one of her sex videos.
I'm sure she has a cock stockpile!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ M i l l i o n A i r e c h a t s. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a milliona
Last thumbnail: her weave is lookin' broke down and it draws the eye to her old-lady back. I'm older than Pammy and don't have that situation happening on my backside at all. Damn, she's not pulling off the cutesy sex kitten act anymore, is she?
Dear Pam Anderson,
Stop running around showing your yucky parts. You are way too old and way too haggard. You are not sexy anymore.
Signed,
The World
Whats up, Sluts? I NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN!! Vote 1X for each everyday! CLICK TO VOTE for my boys in the BabyGap contest!
*sniff* The stench of Pam's desperation has wafted over the interwebs.
Excuse me while I stick a Glade deodorizer to my monitor.
Disgusting Golum-looking pond scum has been. Pay your bills, you skid.
.•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•->
"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
ick nast.
Whats up, Sluts? I NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN!! Vote 1X for each everyday! CLICK TO VOTE for my boys in the BabyGap contest!
flawless!
www.MillionaireCupid.org is a community for those seeking interracial relationships, friendships, dating and more. Join now to meet your dream date in this comfortable community of cultures and ethnicities.
Fake tits, fake blond hair and tons of make-up, that's what America found sessy. Can't fathom it still, but to each their own liver-spotted fake woman?!
------------------------------------------------
"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
God dam, shes aging. Home improvement was her prime and she only had 10 second scenes. What a shame.
www.Blogtoilet.com
I would hit it from the back.
You know, some of the women in my life have worn stuff like that (IE the picture of her from the back)...after they were demented and senile and definitely not on purpose.
Put some fucking clothes on, gramma Pam.
-------------------------------------------------
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
I love this woman for making other blondes look like the epithome of style. Fame seems to make everyone go crazy in the end. I'm glad to be a total and absolute nobody and it's my life's goal to keep it that way.
Richie Richie (really?) needs to ease up on the pancake. and if you have to cling to your dress to hold it up, it ain't worth much. FAIL.
You'll find the best selection of hot babies, sexy singles at the exclusive interracial dating community,______ w w w-
sugarscupid-c o m _______Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries.
You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.
"No ways: Mackenzie says she's clean and sober"
[Checks the basement]
Nah she hasn't. Satan says it's still nice'n'toasty down there.
Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:44pm.
hahahahaha. Well, that's snark for ya.
Submitted by Vporterhouse on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:46pm.
Her Amazon check is in the mail.
I bought 3 copies, hoping she'll go off the deep end.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:40pm.No ways: Mackenzie says she's clean and sober.
*****************************************************
Her Amazon check is in the mail.
The words Pamela Anderson and fashion should never be uttered in the same paragraph. She doesn't look as bad as usual because she is standing next to that zombie looking Boy George wannabee.
However, she is definitely showing her age. She's got splotches and marks all over her and her back is getting flabby.
I am allowed to make these astute observations as I sit here in the middle of the night in my purple cotton nightgown/mumu with my beautiful, natural breasts getting closer to my lap by the day.
Submitted by Vporterhouse on Thu, 09/24/2009 - 11:33pm.
two front runners for the fall deadpool: MacKenzie and this busted ho.
No ways: Mackenzie says she's clean and sober.
The summer of death is over. Tuesday was officially the first day of Autumn, and along with falling leaves, it has given us two front runners for the fall deadpool: MacKenzie and this busted ho.
The cutesy look isn't working anymore...maybe it's time to act your age...whatever that means.
Let me say it all and we'll be done...AnnaLynne McCord plus 20 years --- 20 good years.
There, I said it!
Are you Still looking for your sugar dady? Want to
find a good looking and quality man but not sure
if they are true and serious? Well, join http://www.sugarloves.com to find more
than 1200,000 quality verified members and have
fun! Totally free go join, why not try now?
Two words: beaver jerky
Who in the right fucking mind would buy a dress that you have to hold up with your hand to wear?
This bimbo is wwwaaaaayyyyyyy past her prime!
Give it up honey......you got old and ugly!
************************************
So why are we all here again?
Figures this leg spread skank ho would be lying, dishonest & deceptive when it came to pay those whom she owed. Typical hollywood idiot with the maturity of a 5 year old; she probably doesn't even know her own zip code or home phone number. Time to start sucking peen in porn films, pam; it's about all that's left for your disgusting looking nasty ass to do.
Now that I think about it, this isn't the first time she's been in trouble. As I remember, she agreed to fuck rick saloman (and later married him) because he paid her $250,000 bill to a Las Vegas casino. So, she's already whored herself out in the past. Only, this time, no one is going to pay megabucks for that dried out nasty smelling puss-hay...
----------------------------------------
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
i just want to know the gossip... what happened between her and kid rock? did she get any money from him during the divorce? he is still doing well financially, his last cd was a hit, not as big as his debut back in the day, but a hit nonetheless.she always struck me as a groupie who made it big, as a former groupie myself who grew out of the "scene" by age 22, i can remember back in the day being jealous/envious of her and people like tawny kitaen, bobbie brown( cherry pie video) thank god i ended up a regular person with a husband, job and kid. my brief time as a groupie was great and fun and i remember back then in my early twenties all i wanted was to marry a rock star.. i was obsessed... thank god it never happened . i am like a year younger than pam and i don't look nearly as haggard.i can't prove this but based on my own experience from back in the day i would imagine she is doing the same stuff all us groupies did in our twenties which was party, do blow, drink, and bang rock stars....i don't think the party ever stopped for pam anderson