Friday, September 25th 2009

Michael Jackson Once Said Something About Hitler

MICHAEL JACKSON PRAISED HITLER!!!! No not at all, but that's what The Sun is kind of poking at with their story about how MJ once said Hitler was a "genius orator" during a taped conversation with his so-called friend Rabbi Shmuley Boteach. Yes, a genius "orator." You know my mind is always vacationing in the gutter, but I'm not even going to give that one a side-eye. I wonder if he spit or swallow? I'M STOPPING.

In taped conversations between Rabbi Shmuley and MJ obtained by The Sun (aka Rabbi Shmuley sold it to them in the back alley at midnight), the King of Pop reportedly says, "Hitler was a genius orator. To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was."

When Rabbi Shmuley asked MJ if he thinks he could've changed Hitler, he responded, "Absolutely. I know I could." He insisted nobody was all evil, explaining: You have to help them, give them therapy, teach them that somewhere, something in their life went wrong."HEALING with a moonwalk! It works every time.

You know, Aubrey O'Day tried to say the same thing a while ago, but it came out sounding like this: queefburpfartqueefburpfart. And yes, I just used Aubrey's name and Michael Jackson's name in the same post. I should go back to bed.

And don't you worry, Detective La Toya is in Germany right now getting to the bottom OF THIS!

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Well, MJ did want all white kids(well, I heard Klien is Jewish), so Hitler would be proud, and angry at the same time. H and M also have somthing in common. Both had the power to control people. Hell, MJ's fanbots are worse than Britard's fanbots. I am an MJ fan, but I am not a fanbot!

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You really can't win bringing up Hitler. Not all smart people use their powers for good. Aubrey and Jackson were right, there was something in him that made people follow him. I don't get why people are so up in arms when something like that is brought up. Why do we live in a society that can never seem to take off their rose colored glasses and face the truth? Everything has to be spoon fed and coddled. Pathetic. He wieled great power (even if it was for bad) and it takes genius to do something like that.

Hitler was a nut, just watch one of his speechs. He suffered from Parkinson's and was a speed freak that's why he lost the war. Oh and some say he only had one nut but this cannot be proven since the Russian's had his body for autopsy and may have fudged some facts...

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Dinkum. Hitler WAS a genius orator. How else could an ugly man with a hare lip get millions of germans to follow his plan to exterminate their neighbors? It's not like the dude was extremely well hung or something. He had to have some talent-and making speeches was Hitler's.

I can see Michael being enthralled with Hitler. Michael himself was very into creating a master race in a fairy land with egg and sperm donors. That sort of thing was right up Hitler and Mengele's alley.

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Yes, Hitler was a bad, bad man. But shit, he had to have some sort of genius going on to convince so many people that Jews, gays, etc. were bad and was almost able to bring a whole country down. But the killing of innocent people is bad news bears, and that's something I can't condone.
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Oh Michael, girl, ur so Gay! I know, right!

Agree w last comment. Hitler WAS a great orator. Big fucking deal. It ain't no compliment it's an acknowledgement and a fact. Peoples needs to gets overs its dumbersasses.

Well, according to all accounts, Hitler *was* a great orator and very charismatic. That's how he rose to power. That's how a lot of dictators/gurus/cult leaders rise to power; do people really think egomaniacal types gain followers by acting like crazy assholes in the beginning?

They know better than that; they keep the crazzee inside to a minimum until it's too late.

LOL at Michael Jackson thinking he could change Hitler, lol! Talk about egomaniac!

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To me, evaluating Hitler's accomplishments solely on their merit is like evaluating the Dark Side of the Force from Star Wars; no matter how great the talent is, you can't seperate it's value from the fact that it's nearly always used in a malicious and evil way. I think that one seems to go with the other, that's something that people should never ignore.

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Submitted by foosrock on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:24am.

It's our past, our history, learn from it, but why should one have to carry that burden with them, walking around on egg shells, forever and forever?.
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Also, ditto.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 10:06am.

I'd like a worldwide 1 year moratorium on Jacko Wacko news.
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Ditto!

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To deny that Hitler was gifted or intelligent is ludicrous. The man convinced an entire country to do horrible things. That takes something special, unfortunately he used it for evil. Cognitive dissonance is a bitch. That is the reason why we have such a problem as a society rationalizing things: Hitler was influenced by the theory of evol., therefore it must not be true. Hitler was evil, therefore we cannot say he was gifted." People need to have the guts to let their minds wrap around complex ideas instead of jumping the gun b/c they can't handle the fact that the world is more complicated than they would like it to be. Ok, off my soapbox. Have a great day everyone!

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Submitted by There I said it on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:01am.

And everybody should start reading some more. The obsessive ways we talk about Hitler is freaking me out. People think he was the only dictator in world history. There are so many more mass murderers out there.It says something about the education of people nowadays that the only reference they have is Hitler. People have been massacring each other for thousands of years. One time it is because of race,then because of religion,then because of ethnicity,sometimes because of ideology,tribal reasons etc etc. Most of the time though it is money but sold to people as if they have moral reasons to oppose the other group. Anyway. I don't like people to kill people period. As soon as people start justifying their murderous ways is the moment that they've lost the battle.
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I'd like a worldwide 1 year moratorium on Jacko Wacko news.
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must be a slow news day. so what?

to be able to convince people to dehumanize others, round them up and incinerate them, does take some charisma. Not praising the man at all, but even evil dictators have gifts.

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Co-sign mike's comment.

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Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:50am.
Thanks, Haribo
He was excited; he got a certificate and a chocolate bar for winning lol
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you're very welcome! i'd be excited too if i could bust at least one MJ move. :P unfortunately i am no dancer.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:24am.
Submitted by mike: "His comment about Hitler as an orator was largely correct and harmless; his comment about being able to change Hitler is ludicrous and only demonstrates how out of touch with reality he was."

Agreed and agreed.

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Agreed and cosigned. The fact that Hilter was able to influence an entire nation of people to his way of thinking just shows he was a genius in that regard. Too bad he didn't turn his influence to a more positive direction.

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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:26am.
HAHA remember that episode of friends when joey was going to change his name to joe stalin lol

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i would like to see him try to change Stalin and Ceauşescu.

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Submitted by mike: "His comment about Hitler as an orator was largely correct and harmless; his comment about being able to change Hitler is ludicrous and only demonstrates how out of touch with reality he was."

Agreed and agreed.

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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:01am.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:57am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:40am.

haha im glad you said it cause thats pretty much what it is... along with teh fact that these nations are beyond poor and do not have anything that the first world nations want to exploit and such.. theres no incentive for any of the superpowers to go in and stop the genocide
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This makes me like Michael Jackson more. The fact that he thinks he may have changed Hitler. What a naive but pure,sincere remark.

And everybody should start reading some more. The obsessive ways we talk about Hitler is freaking me out. People think he was the only dictator in world history. There are so many more mass murderers out there.It says something about the education of people nowadays that the only reference they have is Hitler. People have been massacring each other for thousands of years. One time it is because of race,then because of religion,then because of ethnicity,sometimes because of ideology,tribal reasons etc etc. Most of the time though it is money but sold to people as if they have moral reasons to oppose the other group. Anyway. I don't like people to kill people period. As soon as people start justifying their murderous ways is the moment that they've lost the battle.

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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:57am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:40am.

haha im glad you said it cause thats pretty much what it is... along with teh fact that these nations are beyond poor and do not have anything that the first world nations want to exploit and such.. theres no incentive for any of the superpowers to go in and stop the genocide

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:40am.

I wonder why we keep talking about Hitler when there has been genocide in Africa for decades...there's never been a World War to save those people. *sigh* What a fun way to start the day.
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Thanks, Haribo
He was excited; he got a certificate and a chocolate bar for winning lol

I think he's right about all of it, even about no-one being all "evil".
But I think he might have been a little naive about being able to change someone like that.

angel_i> Agreed!

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I wonder why we keep talking about Hitler when there has been genocide in Africa for decades...there's never been a World War to save those people. *sigh* What a fun way to start the day.

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what does Kirk Cameron have to say about all this?

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Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with the VW...:)
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:08am.

His comment about Hitler as an orator was largely correct and harmless;

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Exactly, so why would anyone try to make a big deal out it? Are they trying to say he was a Nazi? If so, they have totally misunderstood what MJ was saying.

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but he created the vw :)

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People that say "Oh, no one is really ALL evil" are so fuckin naive. I'm pretty sure any good Adolf Hitler may have done in life is eclipsed by the fact that he KILLED 6 MILLION JEWS and countless others. If that's not all evil, what the hell is?!? The fact that he seemed likeable to the Germans in the beginning doesn't change the fact that the man was a monster, plain and simple. I doubt any Holocaust survivor would argue that.
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Submitted by cattitude on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:17am.
somewhat on/off topic: My 16 year old son won a dance contest at his school last night pulling Michael Jackson moves and he's a 6'4" 190 pound white boy who never danced in his life lol impressive, no? haha
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:00am

he told the people what they needed to hear...they liked it they followed..

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:05am.
I can confirm that MJ has a major case of the dead.
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Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:00am.

That's basically what I was gonna post. Totally agreed.

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somewhat on/off topic: My 16 year old son won a dance contest at his school last night pulling Michael Jackson moves and he's a 6'4" 190 pound white boy who never danced in his life lol impressive, no? haha

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Finally some real news! *Rolls eyes*

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and what's the big deal here?! michael was right!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

I'm going to have to agree with MJ. But he's um...not around anymore, so I don't see why this info from The Sun is relevant.

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His comment about Hitler as an orator was largely correct and harmless; his comment about being able to change Hitler is ludicrous and only demonstrates how out of touch with reality he was.

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I can confirm that MJ has a major case of the dead.

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I don't speak German so I can't personally say if Hitler was a great orator (spit or swallow).

But Jackson's comments seem reasonable to me. No-one's actually implying that MJ was a Nazi are they?

I mean, seriously?
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He had a point about Hitler's charisma but he didn't seem to take into account the worldwide depression that made people vulnerable to such fuckery. Also, Hitler is as close to the Antichrist as we've seen so I can't buy that he wasn't all evil.

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