And It's Getting Uglier
Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl (or more importantly, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Melrose Place) was granted a temporary restraining order against her estranged husband, Daniel Giersch, because she claims he is effing up her life with his threats and overall craziness. This is just the latest lukewarm butt nugget in the filthy dirty custody battle between Kelly and Daniel.
According to the documents, Kelly says Daniel has been following her, her nanny and her mother. This caused the nanny to quit, because Daniel would constantly harass her and ask her questions about Kelly. Kelly claims that last week, when the nanny wouldn't give up any info, Daniel threatened to sue her ass. Kelly, who is a proud member of the La Leche League, also added that she can't make enough titty milk for her 3-month-old, because Daniel has caused her stress. Does Kelly have Salma Hayek's number in her rolodex, because she can squirt the leche under any condition! Bombs could be dropping around her, but that wouldn't stop Salma's "heal the world" chichis from feeding everyone.
The judge ordered that Daniel must stay at least 100 yards away from Kelly's life. The only time he's allowed near her home or car is when he's on a court-ordered visit with their kids Hermes & Helena.
Daniel's lawyer farted back at the claims and said Kelly is making it all up.
And I'm not Match.com or anything, but I think we need to set up a date (in a mental hospital) between Daniel and Anne "Celestia" Heche. That right there is a match made in straitjacket heaven.
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They both look so normal. Who knew! : )
I think SHE is the one with issues. She just strikes me as unstable.
Kelly, just hire yourself someone to fuck up Daniel in a bad way, break a leg (then he can't follow you), bust up his face (then he can't see you). Done deal, no restraining order needed. Personally, that guy looks like a big pussy to me, one smack and he'd be down.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:47am.
For his sake, I'm hoping she's a Futurama fan, and his full name is Hermes Conrad Giersch.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:42am.
does stress really reduce breastmilk production
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As a nursing momma, I know a little about this. It can indeed.
I think a Kelly-Anne match might be more successful.
They look like mother and son in this photo.
Who cares....this story is about as relevant as a pet rock.
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Gossip Girl isn't on my radar, but the original Melrose Place is. I don't remember her though - it wasn't one of my fave shows.
All I know is that I hope she and her child stay safe and he needs to chill.
Reading is fundamental. She's on Gossip Girl and was on the original Melrose Place.
The only real losers in this scenario are the children, who aren't going to benefit from two selfish idiots taking swipes at each other in public.
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Given her selfish attitude (see: reason for the split) I'd say it's a safe bet that the reason she can't make enough milk to feed her spawn is because she's all cunt, no room for titties. Nasty bitch.
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She does look much older than he.
And Joan Van Ark-ish?!?! SOOOO true!!
BTW: WHO is she? What does she do? Is she on a show or something? I don't know who she is...
Tell me again who this broad is?
Whoever she is shes got a face that needs a good smack.....
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I don't even know them, and I hate them. They're smiling a shit eating grin and look greazzzzy. Hose the baby oil off and maybe I'll care...but, probably not.
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But they both have such lovely glowing skin!
How could they possibly want to hurt eachother?
Ingrates.
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haha yeah he should form a support group with Leanne Rimes hubby
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One, that dude looks like I remember Anne Heche's husband looking. Are they the same person?
Two, they're both goat fucks for naming their kid Herpes. I mean, HERMES.
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she's a lesbian though right?
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The war isn't working.
She looks like his mom...
She sounds like a grade-A biatch.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 8:42am.
Hermes? Really?
For his sake, I'm hoping she's a Futurama fan, and his full name is Hermes Conrad Giersch.
Hermes? Really?
does stress really reduce breastmilk production? think about it- your body was in a great deal of stress after childbirth and also stressed adjusting to a newborn so if that was the case then no woman would produce milk!
i AGREE WITH the other poster, grow up and divorce like adults!! and yup, she looks like d.r.a.m.a.!!!!
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I don't buy it. It sounds as if this lady has it in for the dude, maybe she realized he was gay after they were married and now is in denial and wants to banish his ass from her life??? anyway she sounds like a maaaajor cunt
He's German too. A stalker with a german accent. What is more horrifying?
I'd still hit it though.
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She seems like the kind of chick that everything becomes drama, especially when things aren't done the way she wants.
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I am not a pussy.
She's starting to look very Joan Van Ark-ish.
Wow, talk about gayface.
Jesus, grow up & divorce amicably you brats.
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And I'm not Match.com or anything, but I think we need to set up a date (in a mental hospital) between Daniel and Anne "Celestia" Heche. That right there is a match made in straitjacket heaven.
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Shouldn't we be hooking him up with her ex-husband?
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He actually has the same sort of "soft focus" face that Anne Heche's ex has.