Thick As Thieves
Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were busted in Marfa, Texas yesterday after Santa Barbara County in CA issued an arrest warrant against the two for skipping out on a $5,546.96. hotel bill. Both the San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara and also the Hotel Bel-Air say Randy and Evi slept, drank and ate at their hotels without paying up! Hmm. My ass should check out these joints, because the establishments I frequent make me pay upfront for the full hour IN CASH.
Randy and Evi paid their $20k bail and are back on the loose. Brace yourselves, Motel 6!
Shortly after they sprang from the joint, Randy and Evi issued a hand-written statement to TMZ claiming they didn't stiff anyone. They also attacked a copy of a cashiers check they used to pay their bill at the San Ysidro Ranch. So, who to believe? Oh, who gives a bitch! At least we got to see these amazing mug shots.
Randy and Evi look like two cult members who have been living in a makeshift cave under the highway for a few years. Seriously, I love how mug shots always capture the crazy perfectly.
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Others may think they didn't do it. The basis is the amount they paid for bail is more than the amount they should be paid for hotel bill. Yet, this is pretty serious business; it isn't as if they pulled a dine and dash on milkshakes and fries like some teenagers – this is a big deal. It seems like they forgot their checkbook and went to a 5 star resort hotel or something along those lines. It's going to take Randy Quaid a lot more than payday loans to take care of this one.
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Those really are stellar mugshots!
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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!
They won't remain in custody for long. If the file smuggled into Randy's Rip Van Winkle beard won't work, Evie's death-ray stare will burn through the bars in 30 seconds.
I'd worry about being married to a woman that styles herself after KD lange.
Isn't Marfa where there's supposed to be a bunch of UFOs flying around all the time?
Santa & Ingrid Casares?!
SOMEBODY has some 'splaining to do...
I read of Susan Atkins's death a few minutes before I saw their pic & I seriously thought they were members of the Manson family! They're sick looking.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
Marfa, Texas???????
Holla Leisha Haley & ya Uh Huh Her!!! Waiting on da next 1 grrrrrrrl! Cain't wait ya'lls!
If you have to pay your hotel bill by cashier's check, maybe you shouldn't be staying in a hotel, let alone a fancy one.
Culties
The Insider has a story about the letter Evi wrote but I was stopped in my tracks when I saw their picture.
http://www.theinsider.com/news/2874549_Evi_Quaid_Writes_Two_Page_Note_to...
That's what they looked like not too long ago? Oh they are on some bad stuff.
Are they homeless? why do they need to stay at hotels so much?
LOL. He should star in a Castro biopic asap and she... Wasn't she considered some sort of style icon and hot back in 90s Hollywood? Something rings a bell. And a 5500 $ bill for staying in these places? What did they do? Have a diet coke and then a one night stay at each? Well, considering Randy made his last movie in 1946 this makes sense though.
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Auri sacra fames
Marfa is a magical place for the super wealthy, so there is no Motel 6 in this equation. Obviously, money cannot buy style.
Very, very few women can pull off that supershort hair. She is not one of them.
In this economy you still gotsta pay for yo stuff.
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hehee snowpiece.....glad someone else sees it - as soon as I saw them I thought that.......I also saw a comment from someone claiming to work in a hollywood hotel saying they beg for comps all the time and are always right on the edge of dash and dine --- aimish bandits I tell ya
Mysmichelle OMG LMAO HAHAHAHAH "AMISH BANDITS" IS RIGHT!!!!
They are reasearching a ROLL for KingPin II, Ishmiel's Revenge, LOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I told you yesterday: "Pay Yo Bills" needs to be a new tag. We will be seeing more of this.
Stocky, Lori Petty? She's nuts too.
He looks like he failed "Geico Caveman" audition and she looks like the chick from "Tank Girl".
Can't remember her name...
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
they look very kinky.
like big papa santa claus and his favorite elf.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
A cashier's check ??? lmao !! these two are a hot ghetto mess.. How the fuck do you even book a room without a credit card?
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 09/25/2009 - 9:49am.
Dennis Quaid . . . yumm - I'd hit it.
Randy Quaid . . . not so much.
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Cosign! They don't even look like the came from the same batch of DNA.
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Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
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Holy crap, 'cult crazies' is right!
I think these two need to use the old britney umbrella excuse and say they were doing research for a 'roll'
They look like amish bandits to me
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Dennis Quaid . . . yumm - I'd hit it.
Randy Quaid . . . not so much.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
$5k is one hell of a hotel bill
for watching pay for porn
Oh come on, who hasn't done that?
Bonnie and Clyde LITE!!!! Hahahhahahahah!!
Randy Quaid - Dennis Quaid's bro...
He's really let himself go and his wife looks like she's trying to pass off as his son.
On the lam huh? Causing havoc at hotels across the country eh?
I see them as Bonnie and Clyde Lite.
Hey! That's the bum I run into every morning on the way to work who yells at me for not giving him a loonie!
(French Canadian accent): "Hey yoo! I knows you gots a loonie fer me! Don't be so selfiish! Gimme da loonie, is fer coffee! I promeese"
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
Okay -
tis true - Randy rocked in Kingpin - also did an unbelieveable job in the Bio-Pic "LBJ". In fact, I can't name all the really great movies - my personal fave was the Vacation films - his character "Eddie" STOLE the laughs from Chevy Chase in every scene. So the guy can do comedy and drama, but like so many other gifted actors, is a certified nutcase or shithead in real life.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
No doubt he thinks they should be comped. Apparently the hotels don't see it that way.
Perfect assessment, MK! Randy is the head of a free love cult in Montana and his wife is the next Celestia!
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MK, I love you like a fat kid loves cake - MissJaneTexas
Randy Quaid's best work was KINGPIN!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
"Are you sure?"
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Yuck - they both look unclean...Randy was never the beauty in the family (hello Dennis!), but now he looks like his character in "Independance Day". This is giving me the sads as I always thought that Randy was the more promising actor.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
hln says bill was 10g's
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Imdb.com says Evzenya 'Evi' Motolanez (of 'Spartan and Russian descent') left home permanently at 12 and was subsequently expelled from 5 different New England boarding schools for violating curfew, dress codes, and leaving campus after dark. After four years of attendance at five schools, her high school diploma was withheld for bad behavior.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002975/bio
Somehow I doubt this is her first attempt at dine and dash.
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So . . . these geniuses forked over 20K to the courts, when the whole thing could have been avoided if they just paid the 5.5K hotel bill??
Love their math skillz :p
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
How low they sink. Still living the style but can't afford the bills. WTF happened to Randy? He used to be such a hot piece. Now he looks like the neighborhood Chi-Mo.
Drink the purple kool-aid!!
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Now I'm getting the urge to wear a black dickie under a white sweater, stick a roll of socks in my pants & go to Walmart to stock up on some Ol Roy.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
"They also attacked a copy of a cashiers check they used to pay their bill at the San Ysidro Ranch."
- Who uses cashier checks?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
All I know Clark is that my teeth have never been whiter and my garden is spittin' out 50 pound tomatoes.
Dennis must be so proud.
You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family. :\
LOL @ "thick as thieves"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Tupac is about to get into a grave, so he can roll over.. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
God I love him in the Vacation movies! Skippign out on a bill is so "Eddie" of him! He's just keepin it real.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"